
I Should Have Worn a Curtain
A Psychological Fiction Novella
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Narrated by:
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Nikki Barnes
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By:
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Samyra Alexander
About this listen
**Re-released with Major Updates on 4/4/2022**
I’m sitting on the bench at the foot of my bed, face buried in my hands, still feeling stuffed from yesterday’s binge. Guilty. Ashamed...
After yet another night of binging, Shaena makes the tough decision to attend Overeaters Anonymous (OA). There’s more than just the overeating, but she can’t even admit it to herself, let alone anyone else. All she knows is that her life is out of control.
On her way to her first meeting, she meets Mike, a hot personal trainer who offers Shaena free training and asks her on a date. Shaena couldn't be happier. But is Mike interested in her? Or does he plan to turn her into his project?
I Should Have Worn a Curtain is a raw look at one woman's struggle to deal with her greatest antagonist: herself.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-04-23
relatable in so many ways
great storyline. the only reason I gave it 3 stars was due to the narration.
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- Nicole
- 02-17-23
A relatable tale
A beautifully written story about the oh so common challenges of weight loss and body image. Such a full, rich story in such a short amount of time. Well done!
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