If Wishes Were Curses
The Steel City Genie, Book 1
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Janeen Ippolito
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So I accidentally killed a shifter. On purpose.
With genie powers I shouldn’t be able to use, thanks to my curse mark.
In my defense, the damn grizzly was threatening civilians and might have been a vampire as well. Pittsburgh is safer without him. Only the fae court doesn’t believe my story, and the shifters are out for blood.
Now I’ve lost my job as a romantic investigator, and I’m on death row. My only hope is an oddly outgoing vegetarian vampire lawyer who seems strangely familiar. Too familiar. Almost like we’ve met before, and this whole thing was a setup to take us both down. Wishing won’t get us out of this mess. But my forbidden wish magic just might.
A snarky urban fantasy with a heart, some romance with heat (nothing graphic), and gleeful send ups of many tropes, all wrapped up with an otter-shifter in the bargain.
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In the first thrilling installment of Chloe Neill's spinoff to the New York Times best-selling Chicagoland Vampires series, a new vampire will find out just how deep blood ties run. As the only vampire child ever born, some believed Elisa Sullivan had all the luck. But the magic that helped bring her into the world left her with a dark secret. Shifter Connor Keene, the only son of North American Central Pack Apex Gabriel Keene, is the only one she trusts with it. But she's a vampire and the daughter of a Master and a Sentinel, and he's prince of the Pack and its future king.
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Rated PG 13 for violence; no intimacy!
- By V from Kansas on 03-05-19
By: Chloe Neill
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Undercover Magic Vol. 1
- Books 1-3 (The Danger Universe)
- By: Meg Anne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
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Lina wants the one thing a ghost can’t have. To be touched. When she’s given the opportunity to rejoin the world of the living and experience exactly that, the muscle-bound immortal warrior with icy blue eyes is just what the doctor ordered.
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Great banter!
- By Miya on 02-05-24
By: Meg Anne
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The Lost Elemental
- Royals of Kingwood Academy, Book 1
- By: Tessa Hale
- Narrated by: Aletha George
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
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It was supposed to be simple. All of that changed in a single breath. Because it turns out I'm not human. And I just knocked out the power on an entire city block. In a split second, all of my carefully-laid plans go up in smoke. There's no chance for college because I'm being hauled off to Kingwood Academy. They say it's for my own protection and those around me. But I know one thing for sure . . . I'm not welcome here.
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One of the cutest heartfelt paranormal romance books I've heard all year
- By Anonymous User on 07-07-24
By: Tessa Hale
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Fireborne
- Raven Cursed, Book 1
- By: McKenzie Hunter
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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I wouldn’t say my life is a dumpster fire — but it’s far from typical. I’m frenemies with the local werewolves’ Alpha, my clients are shady as hell, and my magic falls firmly in the WTF category. Mephisto, my mysterious and powerful client, is more interested in my magic than the jobs he’s hired me for. And I’m pretty sure my court-ordered therapist thinks I’m an ass.
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Enchanting.
- By Amber Larson on 04-22-20
By: McKenzie Hunter
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Penumbra
- Darkling Mage
- By: Nazri Noor
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
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Dustin Graves was a jack of all trades, a directionless dreamer until the day he found his purpose: as a ritual sacrifice. Transformed in death, Dust awakens to the eldritch mysteries behind the grit and glamor of the city of Valero – and to the wellspring of dark magic that lives inside his very bones.
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Very nice introduction to the series
- By Sasha on 06-14-24
By: Nazri Noor
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When He's Dark
- Olympus Pride Series, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Wright
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Cat shifter Bree Dwyer doesn't fear much. Ironically, what she fears most is the person who was put on the Earth just for her. Your true mate wasn't supposed to be cruel and twisted; wasn't supposed to be someone who'd never love or want to claim you. The rumors that her true mate is dead bring her only relief. Bree's intent on moving forward with her life and building a future with someone else. Sadly, the male she wants most is one she can never have - a hot-as-sin wolverine shifter who happens to be her boss...and the cousin of her predestined mate.
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Too Much British Slang
- By ME book lover on 07-24-20
By: Suzanne Wright
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His Consort
- By: Mary Calmes
- Narrated by: Scott Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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A new life in New Orleans is all Jason Thorpe had hoped: His quaint little store attracts a devoted staff, and his warm, loving heart grants him a loyal circle of friends. He's perfectly content, having left behind the chill of a confusing and danger-filled night in Washington, until he discovers something unbelievable lurking in the steamy darkness of the shadowy streets of the Vieux Carré, something that turns out to be terrifying and utterly mesmerizing.
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Wow!
- By Bob Jackson on 12-23-18
By: Mary Calmes
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Soul Savers Boxset: Books 1-3
- By: Kristie Cook
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon
- Length: 34 hrs and 14 mins
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When Alexis Ames is attacked by creatures that can't be real, she decides it's time she learns who she really is, with or without the help of her mother, who guards their family's secrets closely. After meeting the inhumanly attractive, multi-talented Tristan Knight, however, Alexis retreats behind her façade of normalcy...until she discovers he's not exactly normal either. Then, their secrets begin to unravel.
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Interesting
- By C. Tansy on 05-22-23
By: Kristie Cook
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Good Intentions
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
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He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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Taken by the Vampire King
- A Paranormal Vampire Romance (Baton Rouge Vampire, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray, Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
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The deal is simple: spend a month with a mysterious billionaire who is the owner of Louisiana’s La Petite Mort Casino, and he’ll forget my father’s gambling debts. If it means saving our family home and business, I’ll do anything. With his strong, sexy, take charge arrogance, Nicolas Dupont is a mystery to me. But it doesn’t matter how hot he is. This is purely a business arrangement. Nic can have any woman he wants and it makes no sense that he'd be interested in a virgin like me. I’m certainly not about to fall for a guy who thinks he can own me.
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Waste of time
- By Susan Hopkins on 10-11-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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The Wolf at the Door
- The Big Bad Wolf Series, Book 1
- By: Charlie Adhara
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Hunting for big bad wolves was never part of Agent Cooper Dayton's plan, but a werewolf attack lands him in the carefully guarded Bureau of Special Investigations. A new case comes with a new partner: ruggedly sexy werewolf Oliver Park. Park is an agent of The Trust, a werewolf oversight organization working to ease escalating tensions with the BSI. But as far as Cooper's concerned, it's failing. As they investigate a series of mysterious deaths unlike anything they've seen, every bone in Cooper's body is suspicious of his new partner....
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TERRIBLE MONOTONE NARRATOR
- By 🎧📚 addict📚🎧 on 11-07-19
By: Charlie Adhara
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- Steve Ippolito
- 08-31-19
Fun and Creative
Wonderful venture into an alternate universe full of magic. Enjoyable listening. Loved the otters and coffee!
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- Jason & Christine. McCoy
- 03-06-24
Deep worldscape and intriguing characters
The Steel City Genie series by Janeen Ippolito, Author is a PG 13 world with deep worldscape building and really fun characters. In Urban Fantasy there are two primary deviations - either the Other (creatures, magic) is known by all, or it is hidden. In this case, elves and shifters and genies work together and are integral to society.
I enjoyed Alice, the FMCs, growth as she discovered how and why her abilities mattered. All of the characters were very relatable as they worked through issues we all could relate to. I really enjoyed the little pieces of worldscape that made you want to visit!
The author integrates the flavor of Pittsburg into the story in a great way.
Highly recommend! Bonus recommendation - the audiobook reader delivers the story magnificently.
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- Cathrine Bonham
- 08-15-19
Snarky fantasy with serious depth
If wishes were curses is everything I've always wanted in an urban fantasy. Sarcastic character who make lots of pop culture references and is just fun. Even the dark parts of this story are full of laughs and hope.
this novel's message of belonging and self worth are timely and much needed for everyone to hear.
the performance by Melissa Schwairy was perfect for the first person narrative. Main Character, Allis's trademark Whit and snark shine through Melissa's reading.
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- Michele
- 08-11-19
great storytelling
I don't like urban fantasy, vampires, or romance. But I could. not. stop. listening to this book! Ippolito created a fun yet complex magical system and characters I'd like to be friends with. Compelling romance that's not over the top and otter-shifters. The narration was honest and beautifully done. Looking forward to book 2!!! (I was given a free code for this book in exchange for an honest review.)
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- Cleocutie
- 09-04-19
Good story
Fun story that is fast paced and full of magic and magical beings as well as a heroine who isn't afraid to stand up for herself and say what she is thinking.
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- trufriends
- 08-27-19
nice start
nice start what looks to be a unique story....and can I say that an otter shifter is a first for me.
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- Deborah
- 08-18-19
Good Listen
This was a good listen with excellent narration.The pace was steady and the story interesting.There were a few action scenes and some romance to round it out.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook at my request by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- James Marsh
- 08-25-19
Promising New Clean Urban Fantasy Series
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
Janeen Ippolito makes a very promising beginning to a new urban fantasy series.
The Good: The main character, her love interest and supporting characters are well crafted. They each have interesting personalities and original power sets (which is a rarity in urban fantasy) but the real draw is the complexity she gives each character. We see the layers slowly unpeel and each character as well as their relationship to each other is much more than we were lead to believe. There are a few bread crumbs that are doled out so once the reveals start coming you can see the swerves did not come out of nowhere. That is the sign of a strong writer. The world is well realized and the book makes a great standalone adventure while promising more to come in the future.
The Less Good: This book is a little exposition heavy. That sadly is the price of originality. A lot of urban fantasy is like our world but add some flavor of vampires, werewolves and magic users. Full stop. The main character is a half genie, with a brother who is an adorable otter shifter. A friend that's a kitsune shifter and a love interest that is a cool mix of _________ and _______. (to avoid spoilers) This means they need to explain their world, the rules and power sets repeatedly. However the fun banter and occasional pop culture references more than make up for it. All of it winningly brought to life by narrator Melissa Schwairy. I hope she sticks around for the sequels.
The (Lack of) Ugly: One last accolade I want to mention is that this is surprisingly a clean urban fantasy. There is plenty of action, high stakes and our heroes are in and out of peril repeatedly. This is all done without graphic violence or strong profanity. The romance is strong without resorting to graphic sex. These are all triggers for some, so enjoy some urban fantasy without sacrificing quality.
I look forward to seeing where this series goes next.
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- Michelle
- 10-02-19
Genies and Shifters and Vampires, oh my!
Oh so fun! I don’t typically read urban fantasy, especially ones with vampires (the only vampire I’ve ever liked is Dracula, and I liked him as a villain that needed to be killed), but I loved Ippolito’s steampunk, dragon-shifter series so I thought I’d give this a try. So very glad I did—can’t wait for the sequel!
The world Ippolito has created is so fun and full of surprises. We’ve got our genie protagonist, a hot-but-not-broody vampire (❤❤❤ Cendric!), shifters of so many kinds (otter-shifters, anyone?), elves, sirens, and so many more. The plot is interesting, the romantic sub-plot sweet, the humor snarky, and the characters wonderful. Again, super-fun and I can’t wait for the sequel!
And, as far as the audio goes, I quite enjoyed it! The voice actor was great, and I especially loved her mixed voices (when two characters were saying the same thing at the same time). Well done!
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- Kandice C.
- 10-23-19
Extremely enjoyable
I found this audiobook to be extremely enjoyable listen. It has a great combination of suspense, action and drama. The narrator has done a wonderful job reading this book.
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