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Narrated by:
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Vivienne Ferrari
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James Ford
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By:
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Olympia Black
About this listen
I was doomscrolling.
A video said, “If you want to be abducted by aliens, leave a comment.”
I thought it was only a joke.
It wasn’t.
Now I’m terrified thinking about what these aliens have planned for me.
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Please note this is a short story.
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Vivienne Ferrari and James Ford did a good job narrating Maeve and Jase. I only wish Vivienne narrated Maeve's lines in Jase's chapters and vice versa. Jase only has a few lines in Maeve's chapters, and she a few in his, so it shouldn't have been too inconvenient to do.
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It gets interestingly erotic but this si great PSA of becareful of the post you answer you might be suprised that "they are watching and reading"!!!!!.
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I found it especially novel to see the aliens have their own social media for streaming human pets/products.
"I'm on Alien Only fans"
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My head is still spinning...
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What the heck did I just listen to?
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