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Narrated by:
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Vivienne Ferrari
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James Ford
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By:
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Olympia Black
About this listen
I was doomscrolling.
A video said, “If you want to be abducted by aliens, leave a comment.”
I thought it was only a joke.
It wasn’t.
Now I’m terrified thinking about what these aliens have planned for me.
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Please note this is a short story.
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One day Tam is waitressing at a neighborhood tavern and taking community college classes in firefighting. The next… Well, months later when she finally gets her sight and hearing back, after waking up in a hospital… She’s living on a county-sized space station, one of the few humans in a community made up of giant, sapient lizards and birds.
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Only Mostly Dead
- Afterlife Incorporated, Book 1
- By: Alli Temple
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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After a painful battle with cancer, Ember is ready to call it quits. The problem is, Death didn’t get her memo. Now only mostly dead, Ember must come up with her own exit strategy.
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An easy listen
- By Nichole on 01-15-25
By: Alli Temple
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The Lost Daughters
- By: Viola Tempest
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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Born a daughter into the kingdom of Jinu, Xiuying knows nothing but rejection and betrayal, even as a young child. She is left forgotten and raised by maids while her parents, disgraced by her gender, tells the rest of the kingdom that she’s dead, when the only thing she wants is love. And eventually, her father and king, Qianfan, sends her away to an abandoned island… to die.
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My Human Wife
- By: Olympia Black
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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An indentured human woman. An Imperial man on a mission. A fake marriage born in the stars. When my master died, I believed I’d be set free. Instead, I’m sent to a temple where I’m forced to continue doing the one thing I know—pleasing alien males. Until Gael the Returner arrives. Half-human and half-Imperial, he travels the galaxy, rescuing humans.
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Gael and Lara
- By kymagirl on 05-14-24
By: Olympia Black
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My Human Pet
- By: Olympia Black
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors, James Ford
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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I was abducted by the alien puppy pound. Thrown into a cage and sold as a galactic pet. An alien captain has made me his beloved pet. Things have happened that I can’t live with. Things too terrible to mention here.
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Seb's Human Pet Ensley
- By Vicki on 05-24-20
By: Olympia Black
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Arranged Monster Mates
- Boxed Set of 5 Books By
- By: Eden Ember
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
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Arranged Monster Mates Boxed Set - 5 books by Eden Ember. Wed to the Minotaur I arrive on Alia Terra tempted by the promise of fertile land and females. Filled with longing, I cannot rest until I find a sweet mate just for me. One who will warm my bed at night, one for whom I will build my fortune under the scorching sun. There is only one way to meet a perfect match: the Temple. I do the test and focus on building a prosperous ranch for the female who is destined for me. She will have the best of everything. The wait is long. Long enough to lose hope. And then, the letter comes. My mate is...
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- By EROLYNNE WOOD on 01-22-25
By: Eden Ember
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Nothing Personal
- By: Carol A. Strickland
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Machado
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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One day Tam is waitressing at a neighborhood tavern and taking community college classes in firefighting. The next… Well, months later when she finally gets her sight and hearing back, after waking up in a hospital… She’s living on a county-sized space station, one of the few humans in a community made up of giant, sapient lizards and birds.
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Only Mostly Dead
- Afterlife Incorporated, Book 1
- By: Alli Temple
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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After a painful battle with cancer, Ember is ready to call it quits. The problem is, Death didn’t get her memo. Now only mostly dead, Ember must come up with her own exit strategy.
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An easy listen
- By Nichole on 01-15-25
By: Alli Temple
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The Lost Daughters
- By: Viola Tempest
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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Born a daughter into the kingdom of Jinu, Xiuying knows nothing but rejection and betrayal, even as a young child. She is left forgotten and raised by maids while her parents, disgraced by her gender, tells the rest of the kingdom that she’s dead, when the only thing she wants is love. And eventually, her father and king, Qianfan, sends her away to an abandoned island… to die.
By: Viola Tempest
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Volunteer 4711
- By: Olympia Black
- Narrated by: Vivienne Ferrari, Jack Calihan
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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I was forced to volunteer. Transported to an alien world. Stolen by an alien pirate. I must integrate to gain my freedom.
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Great storyline and awesome readers
- By Rut Gardarsdottir on 07-17-24
By: Olympia Black
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Washed in Blood
- Heaven's Guardians MC, Book 1
- By: Ashley Lane
- Narrated by: Mia Madison, Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Blinded by anger, the man who had sworn to protect me, shot me in a fit of rage when I was only sixteen years old. He thought he killed me. But my job wasn't finished yet. My days are spent as President of the Heavens Guardians MC. Nights are spent searching for the scum of the earth. Rapists, Murderers, Pedophiles. They all answer to me. I thought I'd seen it all. Thought my heart couldn't be any darker. Thought I knew exactly how far I was willing to go. Then a battered and broken woman was found behind our clubhouse, and I realized, I've never had a clue about the monster that lurks within.
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Prison Planet Barbarian
- A Risdaverse Standalone
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
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Being kidnapped by aliens is one thing. Being kidnapped by aliens and sent to a prison planet is something infinitely worse. Here in Haven’s prison system, I’m stranded among strangers, enemies, and the most ruthless criminals in the galaxy. There’s no safety for a human woman here, especially not one branded as a murderer. I’m doomed to a fate worse than death. Then, he decides I should be his. His name’s Jutari. He’s seven feet tall, blue, and horned.
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Too much leering, not enough loving
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-06-23
By: Ruby Dixon
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Only Bad Options
- Galactic Bonds, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang, James Fouhey
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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Few people know the name Vesper Quill. To most folks, I’m just a lowly lab rat who designs brewmakers and other household appliances in the research-and-development lab at the powerful Kent Corp. But when I point out a design flaw and a safety hazard in the new line of Kent Corp spaceships, everyone knows who I am—and wants to eliminate me. I might be a seer with a photographic memory, but I don’t see the trouble headed my way until it’s too late. Suddenly, I’m surrounded by enemies and fighting for my life.
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Interesting, but enough to continue the series?
- By G. Fitz on 02-01-23
By: Jennifer Estep
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The Conquered World: Complete Saga
- 18 Book Science Fiction Adventure Romance Box Set
- By: Elin Wyn
- Narrated by: Piers Ryman
- Length: 98 hrs and 10 mins
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From battle-hardened warriors to brilliant scientists, these alien males will stop at nothing to claim and protect their fated mates. As war rages across a dangerous planet teeming with lethal flora and fauna, passion ignites between species. Witness the sizzling chemistry as stubborn humans and possessive aliens clash, resist, and ultimately surrender to a love that defies galaxies.
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Plenty of romance and lots of action
- By VaWineLover on 11-11-23
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Tress of the Emerald Sea: A Cosmere Novel (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Secret Projects, Book 1
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: David Cui Cui, Bradley Foster Smith, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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The only life Tress has known on her island home in an emerald-green ocean has been a simple one, with the simple pleasures of collecting cups brought by sailors from faraway lands and listening to stories told by her friend Charlie. But when his father takes him on a voyage to find a bride and disaster strikes, Tress must stow away on a ship and seek the Sorceress of the deadly Midnight Sea. Amid the spore oceans where pirates abound, can Tress leave her simple life behind and make her own place sailing a sea where a single drop of water can mean instant death?
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Loved it!
- By Brent Stringfellow on 11-26-24
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- Lisa Moses
- 12-23-24
Loved it
I'm Bored on Earth Take Me is a crazy take on "consensual" alien abduction. I absolutely loved it. The story keeps your attention and is definitely worth the listen.
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- Kindle Customer..Arc Reader
- 01-20-25
NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO
Jase and Maeve. She saw a caption IF YOU WANT TO BE ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN PLEAS COMMENT. She sees all kinds of comments so she leaves one also thinking its a joke. When she wakes up .. well not in Kansas anymore Toto. Not quite my usual read/listen but it was intriguing and interesting and quite entertaining. Some of the things done to her are quite wierd.
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- Bbixler
- 01-06-25
Entertaining
The audible book was funny and the voice actors did a good job. I especially liked the male voice character. 🤗.
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- Beast's Beauty
- 01-22-25
Perfect PSA
This was hilariously funny from the moment she typed the title.
It gets interestingly erotic but this si great PSA of becareful of the post you answer you might be suprised that "they are watching and reading"!!!!!.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-22-24
good
Similure to "my human pet", another book by this author. It is a short story so there isn't as much focus on details. I liked it.
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- sagatyco
- 02-06-25
What the heck did I just listen to?
Serious cautionary tale for all who "live" on social media. One random comment made out of boredom turns into being an alien's free-use sex pet.
My head is still spinning...
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- Jose Luis Noriega Jr.
- 02-03-25
That was not a good kinda weird
Not my thing, the constant theme of eating male fluids in this authors books makes me have a gaging reaction so I have to skip those parts, this was just uncomfortably weird. Performance was great they did a really good job!
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