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I’m Bored on Earth, Take Me

By: Olympia Black
Narrated by: Vivienne Ferrari, James Ford
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I was doomscrolling.
A video said, “If you want to be abducted by aliens, leave a comment.”
I thought it was only a joke.
It wasn’t.
Now I’m terrified thinking about what these aliens have planned for me.

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Please note this is a short story.

©2024 Olympia Black (P)2024 Olympia Black
Anthologies & Short Stories Science Fiction

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Loved it

I'm Bored on Earth Take Me is a crazy take on "consensual" alien abduction. I absolutely loved it. The story keeps your attention and is definitely worth the listen.

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NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO

Jase and Maeve. She saw a caption IF YOU WANT TO BE ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN PLEAS COMMENT. She sees all kinds of comments so she leaves one also thinking its a joke. When she wakes up .. well not in Kansas anymore Toto. Not quite my usual read/listen but it was intriguing and interesting and quite entertaining. Some of the things done to her are quite wierd.

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Entertaining

The audible book was funny and the voice actors did a good job. I especially liked the male voice character. 🤗.

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Perfect PSA

This was hilariously funny from the moment she typed the title.

It gets interestingly erotic but this si great PSA of becareful of the post you answer you might be suprised that "they are watching and reading"!!!!!.

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good

Similure to "my human pet", another book by this author. It is a short story so there isn't as much focus on details. I liked it.

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What the heck did I just listen to?

Serious cautionary tale for all who "live" on social media. One random comment made out of boredom turns into being an alien's free-use sex pet.
My head is still spinning...

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That was not a good kinda weird

Not my thing, the constant theme of eating male fluids in this authors books makes me have a gaging reaction so I have to skip those parts, this was just uncomfortably weird. Performance was great they did a really good job!

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