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I’m Bored on Earth, Take Me

By: Olympia Black
Narrated by: Vivienne Ferrari, James Ford
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I was doomscrolling.
A video said, “If you want to be abducted by aliens, leave a comment.”
I thought it was only a joke.
It wasn’t.
Now I’m terrified thinking about what these aliens have planned for me.

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Please note this is a short story.

©2024 Olympia Black (P)2024 Olympia Black
Anthologies & Short Stories Science Fiction

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I Enjoyed It

I really enjoyed this book. It was a fun premise and I liked how she was treated like a pet. I've read a few alien romances where the human is treated like a pet- but this one really felt that way for the most part. Maeve coming to terms with her new life and what that entails wasn't that much of a hardship for her. Jase never questions she might be anything other than a less intelligent life form and pet. There was a nice contrast in alienness from human customs. The ending was a bit abrupt. She wasn't too unhappy with her position, but still a bit uncomfortable. Then all of a sudden (like literally a couple lines later) she was happy where she was and it was over. I think it could have been just a little longer to explore her new life and make that sudden "all good" perspective transition a little smoother. A fun, entertaining story. This is my first book by this author and I'd listen to more. I wonder if this would continue.

Vivienne Ferrari and James Ford did a good job narrating Maeve and Jase. I only wish Vivienne narrated Maeve's lines in Jase's chapters and vice versa. Jase only has a few lines in Maeve's chapters, and she a few in his, so it shouldn't have been too inconvenient to do.

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Loved it

I'm Bored on Earth Take Me is a crazy take on "consensual" alien abduction. I absolutely loved it. The story keeps your attention and is definitely worth the listen.

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Entertaining

The audible book was funny and the voice actors did a good job. I especially liked the male voice character. 🤗.

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Perfect PSA

This was hilariously funny from the moment she typed the title.

It gets interestingly erotic but this si great PSA of becareful of the post you answer you might be suprised that "they are watching and reading"!!!!!.

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NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO

Jase and Maeve. She saw a caption IF YOU WANT TO BE ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN PLEAS COMMENT. She sees all kinds of comments so she leaves one also thinking its a joke. When she wakes up .. well not in Kansas anymore Toto. Not quite my usual read/listen but it was intriguing and interesting and quite entertaining. Some of the things done to her are quite wierd.

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Weird, Wild, and Fun

As you might expect, this story was undeniably bizarre—so incredibly weird! However, that’s exactly what made it such an absolute delight. It fully embraced its strangeness in the best way possible. There were plenty of gross moments—actually, a lot of them—but it just added to the story. Overall, it was a fantastic listen, made even better by strong narration that perfectly captured the wild and unsettling atmosphere.

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good

Similure to "my human pet", another book by this author. It is a short story so there isn't as much focus on details. I liked it.

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That was not a good kinda weird

Not my thing, the constant theme of eating male fluids in this authors books makes me have a gaging reaction so I have to skip those parts, this was just uncomfortably weird. Performance was great they did a really good job!

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What the heck did I just listen to?

Serious cautionary tale for all who "live" on social media. One random comment made out of boredom turns into being an alien's free-use sex pet.
My head is still spinning...

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