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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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Olympia Black
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An indentured human woman. An Imperial man on a mission. A fake marriage born in the stars.
When my master died, I believed I’d be set free.
Instead, I’m sent to a temple where I’m forced to continue doing the one thing I know—pleasing alien males.
Until Gael the Returner arrives.
Half-human and half-Imperial, he travels the galaxy, rescuing humans.
But instead of offering me my freedom, he has other plans.
He needs me to spy for him, then he swears he will set me free.
I just need to marry him first.
What starts as a marriage of convenience to the most dangerous criminal in the sector becomes something more.
Everything I do is for him.
But after the life I’ve led, my complicated past, so much stands in our way.
I thought Gael would give me freedom, instead, he’s entrapped my heart with no means of escape.
One-click this thrilling, dark, and intense sci-fi romance filled with morally grey characters, damsel in distress, and a fake marriage that leads friends to become lovers, despite the complications it brings.
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- Isabel
- 05-31-24
my human wife
okay I have to admit for this being a short story it was actually really good. I enjoyed every bit of it. it's about a human girl that got taking away at a very young age from her family. both parents were kill when. she was 8, now her master has died and she was sent to a place to be a sex slave. but she finds a way out well she ends up getting saved but also put in a new Predicament. now she is being Sold off again but to save and steal human and some kinda machines or devices. Will she see her Rescue her again or did he just send her and sold her off to be tortured again.I don't know you're gonna have to read/.Listen to the book.It is great and Bridget.And jake did an amazing job narrating it
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- C. Sinclair
- 05-16-24
Good Story!
MFC Lara is a survivor and has done just that since being abducted from Earth as a child.
The galaxy is not a nice place for humans.
My Human Wife is quite the dark and intense story and author Olympia Black is definitely an acquired taste.
I find her writing style different and genre breaking but didn’t find myself quite as taken with the narration of this audiobook version.
I can be overly particular when it comes to the listening experience and didn’t find myself engaged with the voice talents used here.
The story is an impressive very detailed exploration into the life and times of a woman who longs to be free but has to put that dream aside when half human and half Imperial MMC Gael the Returner who travels the galaxy rescuing humans, makes Lara an offer for her assistance with his current mission, and she cannot refuse if she wants to escape from her current dire straits.
The story overall is a good one and does reach an HEA, but the author’s trigger warnings should be heeded for sensitive readers/listeners before taking this highly unusual journey.
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- Jessica
- 09-06-24
Intense Storytelling with Morally Grey Characters
My Human Wife is a dark, intense sci-fi romance that pulls you in right from the start. Lara’s journey from being abducted and enslaved to navigating her fake marriage with Gael, a half-human, half-Imperial on a dangerous mission, is full of twists, tough choices, and emotional struggles. The story is heavy and can be hard to read at times, but it’s gripping and full of morally grey characters.
Narration: Bridget Bordeaux nails Lara’s raw emotions, while Jake Bordeaux does a solid job with the male voices, though Gael’s character felt a bit too detached at times. The dual narration really adds a nice touch to the overall experience.
Recommend?
Definitely, if you’re into darker, complex sci-fi romance. Just be ready for some heavy themes!.
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- Nina Diab
- 05-17-24
I Enjoyed It
I really enjoyed this book. Great world building and characters. I was sucked into the story right away as Lara is dumped at a sex temple with no means of escape. She's had a terrible life after being abducted at age eight and bought as a pet to be showed off to and molested by aliens. Only when her master died did a judge sentence her to the temple rather than set her free. Gael was attracted to her from the start, but always set out to use her for his own means- even if it was a mission to prevent trafficking.
Bridget Bourdeux and Jake Bourdeux did wonderful jobs narrating this audiobook. Bridget especially put such emotion into bringing Lara's character to life. I liked that even though the story had alternating chapters, Bridget and Jake both voiced their own characters regardless of whose chapter it was. I also liked Bridget's voices for the nuns.
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- Rut Gardarsdottir
- 07-18-24
felt real emotionaly
I liked the storyline and yes it was sad and cruel at times but it seemed more real to me than so many sci fi romances. I resd it all in one go 😍
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- Anonymous User
- 06-11-24
Human slaves and lots of new alien concepts!
This audiobook was very well done and I found the chapters with both POV very insightful and unique. However the storyline wasn’t for me. Slave given to temple only to die or be bred and then married off only to be used as a spy. My real relationship between her and the MMC. I kinda wish she woulda stayed and made Komos a better dude
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- Kindle Customer..Arc Reader
- 08-29-24
HE RESUES HER OR HAS HE
Gael and Lara. Hes half Imperial and half Human. Her master died and now instead of being set free she given by the ICG to a galactic temple thats really a brothel for aliens to use the women who inhabit the temple. Her only escape from the rock in space is on a transport. She must please the goddess by being picked by an alien who might just kill her. Gael learns that a human has been dropped at the temple. He wants her for information. In this galactic world words of a certain meaning mean other things ie "I Choose" him is I will marry him. He doesnt and he does want it. The book tells more extensive explanation for what my review tells. And its an adventure you cant get off of till the end. Really liked this story.
This book mentions the IGC and the Imperials who are thought to be of the same species as humans that are in Alma Nilsson Alliance series books which is an interesting intergalatic world as is this authors book that seems to weave both galectic worlds and species. There is humor.
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- kymagirl
- 05-14-24
Gael and Lara
Story: Lara (h), once a prized human possession, is sent to a sex temple after her alien master's death and finds herself forced into a life she despises at a temple that sanctifies nothing but sexual exploitation. Her only escape is a risky offer from Gael (H), a half-human, half-Imperial revolutionary whose past is as haunted as the systems he fights against, and inadvertently becomes his wife. Things heat up between the two, even though Gael distances himself physically from her once they're on his ship. As they get to know one another, the two begin to connect with one another, though this isn't enough to stop Gael from using Lara as part of his operations. He convinces her to help prevent others, especially young children who were trafficked as she was, by having her infiltrate galactic slave trade, led by the ruthless Imperial kingpin Kamos, by being sold at a high-security gala as a human pet, a role fraught with danger and moral ambiguities. Despite the risks, Lara uses her intelligence, strategic acumen, and her body to do whatever she has to - becoming a different persona and compartmentalizing herself to get through Kamos's abuse. This was a rough read emotionally - Lara was abducted at age eight and endured fifteen years of alien sexualization before she even was sent to the temple and then on to even worse treatment as a human pet for Kamos; Gael has feelings for Lara but still sends her off to Kamos, even though he knows who Kamos is and what she'll experience there. I get that these were morally grey characters, and that change is incremental and comes with sacrifice, but it just seemed like it seemed like so much was put on Lara. Then to find out who Kamos actually is and the situation Lara finds herself in that spurs her to action, just wow. I'm still not sure that I even like Gael who had no qualms about manipulating Lara into making choices, even though there really weren’t any real choices available, or he withheld information from her. Typically, I would give a one-sentence romance wrap up, but I'm not sure I can do much other than: Woman trafficked by aliens helps bring down notorious galactic slave trader and ends up with an alien husband.
Duet chapters weren’t a huge issue for me – I get that the author was trying to consider how the conversations would flow in the audiobook version, plus they allow for back and forth between the characters.
Audio: The audiobook uses a male narrator, Jake Bordeaux, and a female narrator, Bridget Bordeaux – I always appreciate when an author goes for the additional costs of having two narrators so that listeners can hear male dialogue with a male voice and female dialogue with a female voice. Jake Bordeaux does a great job with the tone he brings to Kamos and other male voices, though I wasn’t as wild as the tone he gave to Gael – it seemed like Gael was almost an impassionate observer at times. Bridget Bordeaux did a great with giving Lara a voice that seemed to embody her and all she goes through, as well as other female voices.
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- Bbixler
- 05-19-24
Loved it!
Honestly, it was so good! The story and the performance both. This series, well I think of it as a stand alone series, has some interesting characters and relevant topics though done more tongue in cheek.
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- Booklvr89
- 10-20-24
alien romance
This human captivity, alien romance was so interesting. The narration was OK, but the drama and steam is what kept me.
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