I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle
A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes
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Aaron N. Hall
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Sent back from the year 2124, I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle is the last known work of author Aaron N. Hall before his tragic jet ski accident with a shipping container of rubber ducks.
It contains seven short stories, eighteen poems, and four pastry recipes that highlight his affection for fantasy, science fiction, and the endearingly odd.
The current edition has been republished including the notes of Dr. Arthur B. Salazar, who sent the book from the future before being cryogenically frozen and launched into space prior to Earth’s decay.
Listen, enjoy, then say hello to the void.
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- Braedon Porter
- 11-17-23
Phenomenal story, great performance
I really enjoyed this book. I’ve been waiting for Aaron to release audiobooks for years. The humor and personality of the book shines through in the audiobook.
I highly recommend this to anyone. Can’t wait for future releases.
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- Daniel Smith
- 11-21-23
Top notch stories and narration
The entire book that Aaron N Hall crafted is amazing. The continuous thread running through the entire book is woven so well. And Aaron's narration really brings each story, poem, and pastry recipe to life. I've already recommended this book to my best friends and am now recommending it to you.
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