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The imPerfect Cathar, Book 2
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C.N. Rowan
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C.N. Rowan
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The problem with ancient promises? There's always a price to pay.
I’m exhausted. Done in. Needing a stiff drink and about a week’s sleep. But that’s not going to happen.
Because Franc is dying, struck by a curse placed on him by the Sistren Of Bordeaux, one of the most powerful groups of Talented in France. And because of our deal, it’s on me to find out what the hell is going on, and how Franc has offended the Sistren. Apart from by simply existing, of course.
Except a simple trip to Bordeaux turns into a living nightmare as the past comes back to not just haunt me but to kick me square in the nuts, and I'm sent to the one place no Talented ever wants to go. Where those with magic either vanish or get ruined, left as nothing but empty husks.
This time, it might not be the world at risk.
It might be my very soul.
imPerfect Curse is the second book in The imPerfect Cathar series, a darkly funny supernatural suspense mystery following a trio of immortal heretics in the south-west of France. Contains strong language and violence.
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- Gregory
- 08-15-23
Fiction + History + Comedy = Greatness!
I love that Chris blends history and fiction together. he also takes the time to provide the history at the end. The pop culture references are hilarious. I can't wait to start book 3.
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- jeannie young
- 07-07-23
awesome story
what a mind blowing twisting of events and characters , I feel for Paul and all the emotional beatings he's been taking, can't wait for the next book
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