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The Sunday Times Best Seller
James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.
But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.
Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.
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Not narrated by Tim
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More!
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Owen Hall drives into a petrol station to let his passenger use the facilities. She never comes back - and what's more, it seems she never even made it inside. When Owen raises a fuss, the police are called - and soon identify Owen himself as a possible culprit, not least because they already have him in the frame for another more sinister crime. Owen's always been a little different, and before long others in the community are baying for his blood. But this is a case where nothing is as it seems - least of all Owen Hall....
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LIE IN WAIT..
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The Best in the World
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The Best in the World chronicles some of the incredible and often preposterous highlights of Jericho's recent career, including how Mickey Rourke challenged Jericho to a match then backed out; his escape from the 2010 Icelandic volcanoes in a broken-down, European rental-car shuttle; his encounters with Bob Barker, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Al Sharpton, and Mike Tyson; and his on-again, off-again relationship with WWE chief Vince McMahon.
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- Holly
- 05-07-21
You'll think he's making it up, until you don't
The incidents James talks about are so absurd that you initially think there's no way a rational person would do this. But then James clearly illustrates his rationale and it suddenly doesn't seem so absurd. And he does this with his wonderfully self-deprecating and surprisingly insightful story telling genius.
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- Bethany
- 01-12-21
James Acaster is the best
I am so glad James was the one to read this audio book. I love him so much. He is hilarious
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-27-17
The Scrape Master
James Acaster is one of the funniest comedians working in the UK today. I highly recommend this book, chronicling the many scrapes he's gotten into over the course of his life, to anyone who is a fan of Acaster, as well as to anyone who likes a good laugh.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-28-19
Scrapes
I’m not one to wish others misfortune, yet here we are at the end of the book I wished James had so many more scrapes so the book would have lasted another two hours! I could not have been more pleased with this book. Unless it were longer.
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- Snorre Fjellvang
- 05-27-23
Fun, childish, weird delight the J.Acaster might
He sets the line early, saying what you payed up to listen too. Not the best stories , but great performance in general that make the most tidious things a great story.
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- Kelley
- 07-13-23
Very Funny
A fun listen and it’s always a treat to hear James tell his own stories. If you are a fan of his live performances definitely give this a listen.
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- UncleMark
- 07-03-23
Surprisingly painful and delightful
James explains his life choices during “scrapes,” events of unexpected strangeness. In the array of choices possible, James seems to select his choice based on the preposterousness of said choice. Frankly, makes me slightly envious that I may have been simply too rationale through my whole life. Shame on me. Thanks for making me question my joie de vivre, James.
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- A.R.
- 08-31-18
Amazing Voice, Entertaining Storytelling
A reviewer of the print book mentioned that they watched his TV appearances before reading the book so that they could imagine his voice reading it. The audiobook is the solution!
Completely charming.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-18-19
brilliant.
was a big fan of these stories when James first told them on radio and enjoyed hearing them again in this format. recommended
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- Anonymous User
- 02-05-19
People Stared
I laughed so heartily while at at work that people began to stare, but I was having an excellent listen so I didn't care.
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