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Narrated by:
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Marni Penning
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Sara Read
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“Laugh out loud funny and poignant. I loved it!”—LORI FOSTER, New York Times bestselling author
Johanna is not a thief—and she is definitely not sorry.
In the back room at an elite gallery party, 40-something soccer mom Johanna Porter stands face to face with her younger self. The girl in the portrait, La Rosa Blanca, is fierce and fearless, and Johanna sees the great painter she almost was before her lover, the powerful artist Nestor Pinedo, torched her career.
When she cuts the million-dollar masterpiece out of its frame, rolls it up and walks out, it’s not a theft. It’s a rescue.
Hiding out in a shack on the Chesapeake Bay with La Rosa Blanca looking on, Johanna tries to paint again, but encounters only the cringe-worthy atrophy of her talent. When she reluctantly goes sailing with the injured surgeon two houses away, and chemistry flares between the struggling misanthropes, Johanna realizes that to fulfill the promise of her younger self, she’s got to quit playing it safe.
Battling novice-thief paranoia, impostor syndrome and mom guilt, she can stay one step ahead of the law. But it will take an act of desperation to become the woman La Rosa Blanca was meant to be.
“Vivid, visceral, and sexy—I loved it.”—JEN DEVON, author of Bend Toward the Sun
Don’t miss Sara Read’s next captivating book, Principles of Emotion, a smart, poignant STEMinist novel perfect for fans of Lessons in Chemistry
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For almost four decades Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City has blazed its own trail through popular culture - from a groundbreaking newspaper serial to a classic novel, to a television event that entranced millions around the world. The first of nine novels about the denizens of the mythic apartment house at 28 Barbary Lane, Tales is both a sparkling comedy of manners and an indelible portrait of an era that changed forever the way we live.
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a collection of abridged books
- By Dan on 02-16-07
By: Armistead Maupin
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The God of Endings
- A Novel
- By: Jacqueline Holland
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 16 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Collette LeSange is a lonely artist who heads an elite fine arts school for children in upstate New York. Her youthful beauty masks the dark truth of her life: she has endured centuries of turmoil and heartache in the wake of her grandfather’s long-ago decision to make her immortal like himself. Now in 1984, Collette finds her life upended by the arrival of a gifted child from a troubled home, the return of a stalking presence from her past, and her own mysteriously growing hunger.
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I enjoyed the story. Excellent narrator.
- By Stacey on 03-29-23
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The Last Lifeboat
- By: Hazel Gaynor
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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1940, Kent: Alice King is not brave or daring—she’s happiest finding adventure through the safe pages of books. But times of war demand courage, and as the threat of German invasion looms, a plane crash near her home awakens a strength in Alice she’d long forgotten. Determined to do her part, she finds a role perfectly suited to her experience as a schoolteacher—to help evacuate Britain’s children overseas.
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Amazing True Story of Human Resiliency
- By LSchaber on 03-14-24
By: Hazel Gaynor
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Custom Built
- Fast & Fury, Book 1
- By: Chantal Fernando
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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After losing her job, saying goodbye to a lifelong dream and having an all-around cruddy year, Bronte Pierce needs a break. A job at Fast & Fury might be just the thing to reset her life, even though she knows nothing about custom motorcycles. But taking a job isn’t the same as keeping it, and her fresh start quickly turns into a fresh nightmare.
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good storyline but..
- By Mariah on 04-07-21
By: Chantal Fernando
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Dream On
- By: Angie Hockman
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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When law grad Cass Walker wakes up after surviving a car accident, she is flooded with memories of a man named Devin. The only problem? Devin—as confirmed by family, friends, and doctors—doesn’t exist. Everything about him, from his coffee-brown eyes to the slightly crooked angle of his pinkie to his high-wattage charm, is a figment of Cass’s coma-addled imagination. Still, she can’t get him out of her head. So when she happens upon the real Devin a year later in a Cleveland flower shop, she’s completely shocked.
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I hate this trope :(
- By Megan on 06-26-23
By: Angie Hockman
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The Messy Lives of Book People
- By: Phaedra Patrick
- Narrated by: Katy Sobey
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Mother of two Liv Green barely scrapes by as a maid to make ends meet, often finding escape in a good book while daydreaming of becoming a writer herself. So she can't believe her luck when she lands a job housekeeping for her personal hero, megabestselling author Essie Starling, a mysterious and intimidating recluse. The last thing Liv expected was to be the only person Essie talks to, which leads to a tenuous friendship.
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I'm giving up on this author
- By NMwritergal on 07-11-22
By: Phaedra Patrick
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The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman
- By: Julietta Henderson
- Narrated by: Katherine Parkinson
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Twelve-year-old Norman Foreman and his best friend, Jax, are a legendary comedic duo in waiting, with a plan to take their act all the way to the Edinburgh Fringe. But when Jax dies, Norman decides the only fitting tribute is to perform at the festival himself. The problem is, Norman’s not the funny one. Jax was.
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Loved it !
- By babybird on 05-31-21
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Every Time You Go Away
- By: Abigail Johnson
- Narrated by: Ferdelle Capistrano, Graham Halstead
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Eight years ago, Ethan and Rebecca met, two troublemaking kids sharing secrets and first kisses in a tree house, until Ethan’s mom returned to take him away. Each and every visit, his only goodbye was a flower on Rebecca’s windowsill. Four years ago, Ethan left for the last time to take care of his mother, who has struggled with addiction his whole life. Two years ago, Rebecca was in a car accident that killed her father. She’s been learning to navigate life as a wheelchair user ever since. Now, they discover if their hardships have torn them apart…or will bring them closer than ever.
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This was a really good book
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-25
By: Abigail Johnson
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Begin Again
- A Novel
- By: Helly Acton
- Narrated by: Emma Sidi
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Despite living firmly in her comfort zone, Frankie McKenzie feels unsettled. She can’t help feeling something’s missing. Is it a home to call her own? Travel? A more rewarding job? A relationship? Before she can work it out, she dies in a freak kebab-related accident after what she sees as yet another dud of a first date. But life isn’t over for Frankie. Instead, she is miraculously offered a second chance: Frankie can revisit key moments from her past to see if different choices will lead her to the fulfilling life she’s always dreamt of.
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not a good read. I did not like the book
- By Anonymous User on 12-01-24
By: Helly Acton
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Roaring Twenties Magic Books 1-3
- By: Allie Therin
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 26 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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This bundle includes Proper Scoundrels, Once a Rogue, and Viscounts & Villainy.
By: Allie Therin
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Tourist Season
- By: Brenda Novak
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Ismay Chalmers is ready for a relaxing summer reconnecting with her fiancé at his family’s luxurious beachfront cottage. But before Remy can join her, a hurricane bears down on Mariners Island. Alone in the large house, Ismay makes a disturbing discovery in Remy's childhood closet. She's not sure what to make of it, but is relieved when the property’s caretaker, Bo, checks in on her.
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Great book
- By Donna Steiner on 04-08-24
By: Brenda Novak
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The Witches of Moonshyne Manor
- By: Bianca Marais
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Five octogenarian witches gather as an angry mob threatens to demolish Moonshyne Manor. All eyes turn to the witch in charge, Queenie, who confesses they’ve fallen far behind on their mortgage payments. Still, there’s hope, since the imminent return of Ruby—one of the sisterhood who’s been gone for thirty-three years—will surely be their salvation. But the mob is only the start of their troubles. One man is hellbent on avenging his family for the theft of a legacy he claims was rightfully his.
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As a witchy queer person, I love this!!
- By Amber on 02-17-23
By: Bianca Marais
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Rescue You
- By: Elysia Whisler
- Narrated by: Lisa Larsen
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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After a year of heartbreak and loss, the only thing keeping Constance afloat is the dog rescue she works at with her sister, Sunny. Desperate for a change, Constance impulsively joins a new gym, even though it seems impossibly hard, and despite the gym's prickly owner. Rhett Santos keeps his gym as a refuge for his former military brothers and to sweat out his own issues. He's ready to let the funny redhead join but unprepared for the way she wiggles past his hard-won defenses.
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Boring
- By ash on 10-29-20
By: Elysia Whisler
Fierce/fantastic great new voice!
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Amazing narration!
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Not my normal read
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This is a story of past regret, and not so much redemption as marching forward and grabbing hold and not letting go. It’s emotional, with a love interest but also with mom-daughter vibes and creator-artist vibes. I loved the surprising setting, the often snarky voice, and the full circle. Johanna, I’m definitely not sorry either. ❤️🔥🙌‼️
Fiery—Emotional
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Fantastic!
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A Binge Read/Listen!
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Combine the dark comedic writing with a narrator that oozes sarcasm and angst, and it’s a perfect storm of NOPE from me.
I was looking forward to listening to her other book (Principles of (E)motion), but it’s the same narrator and I’m concerned her overly dramatic tone will ruin it.
I may need to try reading these rather than listening.
Angsty—an audible anxiety attack
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