
Kind of a Sexy Jerk
A Bad Dog Novel (The McGuire Brothers, Book 4)
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Robert Hatchet
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Lili Valente
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Lili Valente
About this listen
So let me get this straight... For the next few days I’ve got myself a grumpy fake husband who’s also kind of my...bodyguard?
I guess that’s a better way to spend the weekend than binge-watching reality television, especially since it’s kind of my fault we’re on the run from the mob and I need a protector.
Oops.
But why does the man watching my back have to be my lifelong crush? I've known Matty McGuire since we were kids and crushed on this stubborn, bossy, secretive, but loyal and heroic man nearly as long.
I'm determined to keep that part to myself, of course. But once we're fake Mr. and Mrs., soon we're not only sharing a hotel room but a hot kiss and an even hotter night between the sheets.
I'm over the moon, but when Matty's secrets turn out to be the kind that could get a girl tossed into the Witness Protection Program, I realize I'm also in over my head.
Can we find a way to make love work in the real world? Or will this one, red-hot weekend on the run from the mob be our first...and our last?
Welcome to Bad Dog where the men are incredible, the animals are ridiculous, and the happy ever afters are super emotional and steamy! Kind of a Sexy Jerk is a Standalone Romance with Spice!
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