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Klutz: Phoenix Heat

By: Sedona Ashe
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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I escaped the jungle only to end up abducted and held captive.

But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage!

I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!

Of course I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha, get it?

As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs, and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren’t enough, I’m now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I definitely got the wrong idea of torture from 50 Shades of Grey. Don’t look at me like that, you read it too!

They seem to be willing to stop at nothing in their effort to break me. But come on, they’re not that creative, just annoying in their determination to figure out how much I can take.

Another rare shifter is being held here. I can feel him. Yep, another freaking mate. In case you haven’t been counting, that makes it six fated mates…sheesh! My five jaguar shifter mates couldn’t seem to make up their minds. Were they happy to have me or desperate to ditch me? I'm not even sure if they are coming to rescue me.

Who did I tick off in the universe to deserve all of this?

No need to send help, because I’ve got this...as soon as I find some clothes.

They are about to find out exactly who and what I really am.

But Did You Die? is a comedy-filled paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soul mates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you...or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a happily ever after…it will just take a little while to get there!

Ryls is being held in a laboratory, and some of what she endures is included in this book.

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe
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so enjoyed. I absolutely love this book. one of the best series I've listened to

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I love the strong FMC. The humor is great! The clumsiness is getting old. I hate the meanness of the shadow at first and the fact that she's can't name up her mind to forgive or hold a grudge. Pick one already!!!
8 out of 10 though.
Plot is original and I'm enjoying the series as a whole.
Narrators are one of my favorites!!!

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FANTASTIC RH

This series is legit fantastic. It absolutely IS worth the credit. It’s crazy engaging start to finish. It’s really really funny, the spice level is perfect. The whole story is a crazy journey. I highly recommend the entire series.

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Still here, still loving it

To say this series is fun and does not even begin to cover it. Once again, I am absolutely blown away by the narrators. You all know that. You all know how much I love Bridget and Jake. They make every story so much more enjoyable, I swear I hear their voices in my head when I read other books. That’s how much I enjoy their voices 😂 but. FOR BOOK 2.
Still hilarious. Still totally adorable. I loved watching our FMC come into her self, learn more about her powers, find more mates, and learn more about her history. I love the dynamic she has with all of the male characters, and I love how they all interact with her. I know I already said this, but this series is just so much fun. Definitely the lighthearted pick me up I need it right now.

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Well book 2 of this series is definitely an epic ride. I thought I loved Ryls before, but this girl is seriously awesome & Bridge Bordeaux does an amazing job bringing her character to life in the audiobook. This chick is so completely unusual and 100% her self.

This book gives us insight to what Ryle has been through after the cliffy of book 1. Jake Bordeaux’s narration of all the men is so well done, that man is talented.

Overall I really enjoyed this book & I cannot wait to see what else happens in this series. The audiobook narration is so good. Definitely a book to check out!

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More mates!

So I listened to this one in a day, definitely some potholes/blips to me in the story but I enjoyed more mates and more progression in the storyline. We start off book 2 with Ryls being tortured and experimented on in the lab. We get to see her come into her own in this book, realizing she is much more powerful than she ever thought she was. Pretty much nothing can contain her (I mean they did warn us with how they wanted to capture any Phoenix because they could destroy the world). We also get to meet 2 more mates of hers, one is a griffin and the other I don't think is revealed until book 3 (sorry binged listened to them in 2 days so a little blurry on the finer details).

I liked Trevor, he seems so sweet and protective, especially with how long he has been trapped at the lab. I was excited to see a griffin in this harem, not a lot of stories have them in it and they are one of my favorite creatures. I liked how Ryls took things down, how she had things under control when her shadow showed up trying to rescue her. Not as much humor in this one I think because of the setting and more serious moments being experimented on, but Imp and Ryls so cause a lot of mischief and trouble haha. Love the confetti, makes me giggle every time hahaha. I will say the part with her 7th mate was a little odd, and I was confused about a couple of the side characters. Some of the plot wasn't as smooth as book 1, which kept me from giving it a 5 star rating.

Nothing I can really say that I haven't about the narration. Jake and Bridget did another fabulous job with these personalities and really letting them shine. Ryls with how she dies is some of the most ridiculous of circumstances, and her inner spirit, and all her clumsiness, she would seem to be one of the hardest ones to narrate, but Bridget makes it sound easy. She really has helped bring her to life and allow the world to show in my mind as I am listening. Jake also does a great job with all the different personalties the guys have. None of them are alike, each having different quirks, different mannerisms, or even accents and Jake doesnt even break a sweat. 5/5 for the narration again!

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need more!

This series keeps getting better. and the new guy, tum! I love how the main girl doesn't need any guys to save her.

This book was sexy, action packed and funny. B and J did amazing as always at bringing the story to life.

The quality of narration was on point.

I can't wait for book 3!

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I enjoyed it

Overall I'm really enjoying this series. I like that Ryls is already starting to come into her own instead of being weak and whiny like a lot of the female characters in bully romances.

I find Mace and the shadows reasoning for ignoring Ryls pretty dumb though. A normal, uninjured person would never have made it out of the Amazon without help. So expecting her to be able to in her condition so they could maybe have her later was pretty ridiculous.

The first two books really should have been one book. There wasn't a reason to separate them other than to make money.

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Phoenix Heat

I love these characters and can’t wait to see where everything leads. A funny and emotional story. Love it.

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hey hilarious good time

I love the narrator and the storyline makes me laugh so hard sometimes I can't help but kick my feet. my husband laughs at me laughing at the book. now I need to find the third one.

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