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Larry Oliver
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Scott Reeves
About this listen
It's all out civil war in the suburbs!
When avid talk radio show listener and devout conservative Marty Johnson becomes fed up with liberal policies, he and his wife decide to take out their frustrations by declaring war on the quintessential liberal family that lives next door, the Kaufmans. The ensuing war of ideologies soon threatens to tear both families apart.
This satirical novella features cameos by Sean Hannity and Jon Stewart.
©2011 Scott Reeves (P)2012 Scott ReevesListeners also enjoyed...
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