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Fall of the Seven Isles, Book 1
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Cat Protano
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D.N. Hoxa
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The girls in Mama Si's Paradise live like royalty. Real-life princesses. Dolls, she calls them, and what they do is entertain her very beautiful, very wealthy guests.
They hide the true face of the Paradise so well…
Good ole me went in there to apply for a housekeeping position after I caught my boyfriend cheating, and he kicked me out. Nobody in town was hiring, so I thought, what the hell? Even though I knew what that place was, I went.
Then Mama Si saw me.
She took one look at me, told me that the vacancy was no longer available, but that she had a better offer to make me—to become one of her dolls.
I accepted because she promised me freedom. She promised me power. She promised me magic.
She lied.
My whole world turns upside down for me within days. I end up bitten by a dragon and stuck in an isle where the sun never shines. Stuck in the Evernight Court, as the bride-to-be of one of the five Evernight brothers who rule the Seven Isles—what is left of the world of magic on Earth.
They're powerful vampires, hungry for new blood, desperate for an heir, each more breathtakingly beautiful than the last—and all of them trying to make me theirs.
I pretend to play along while I search for an escape from their Isle and hope to make it back home in one piece.
Except the Evernight brothers are not easily fooled. Secrets hang in the air, and there's a storm lurking in the distance that nobody seems to know about. The more time I spend in their midst, the more I am convinced that I will never find my way back, that I will have no choice but to accept my fate on the Isle.
And the first question is, which one of the brothers will make me their bride?
For mature listeners.
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- Elizabeth Stroud
- 12-08-24
Had high hopes
I had high hopes for this book. I did not like the female character. Not my cup of tea
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- LoverOfAllBooks
- 12-23-24
Surprisingly Wonderful!
I can across this book in a Facebook REELS video / and that brought me to the Kindle addition. There, the book has 501 reviews with an average of 4.4 and the story line seemed interesting so I decided to give it a try and I'm so glad I did!
This story is fun with an interesting and unique take on the normal fantasy characters we already know (fairies, witch, shifters, vampires, ect). The magic system and story here was new and different and I really liked it.
Narrator was great, I hope she's doing book 2 as well which I've already pre-ordered!
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