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Brian Asman
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A collection of delightfully terrifying tales by indie horror darling Brian Asman
In Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren’t what they seem. Sabrina’s hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina’s already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they’re far from its only residents …
In Seven Years, a man falls in love with a woman, but grows increasingly concerned when she only wants to hang out at her place. When he realizes that there are no mirrors in her apartment, he may regret learning why …
In In the Rushes, a woman will go to extreme lengths to save her teen daughter from a monster in the foothills of California …
These and more are ahead in this brilliant, and petrifying, collection of stories.
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