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I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me
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Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted - a.k.a. boring - ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction. With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.
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Totally Honest and Brave
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Following up the phenomenal success of her headline-making New York Times bestseller I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me, the unstoppable Joan Rivers is at it again. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified—who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realizes she has a lot to say. About everything. And everyone, God help them..
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ICON
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Enter Talking
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For decades, Joan Rivers was known as America's top female comedian... her brash unsparing style and truly tenacious spirit inspired both her fellow comedians and her millions of fans. In her own voice, she recounts her personal story from the inside out - her anguish, her anger, her insight, her inspiration - from her rags to riches struggle on the hard way to the top, to the breakthrough act which not only changed her world but also changed the world of stand-up comedy.
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Barbra Streisand is by any account a living legend, a woman who in a career spanning six decades has excelled in every area of entertainment. She is among the handful of EGOT winners (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) and has one of the greatest and most recognizable voices in the history of popular music. She has been nominated for a Grammy 46 times, and with Yentl she became the first woman to write, produce, direct, and star in a major motion picture. In My Name Is Barbra, she tells her own story about her life and extraordinary career.
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BARBRA IS LIKE BUTTAH!
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Leslie F*cking Jones
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Hey you guys, it’s Leslie. I’m excited to share my story with you. Now, I’m gonna be honest: Some of the details might be vague because a b*tch is fifty-five and she’s smoked a ton of weed. But while bits might be a touch hazy, I can promise you the underlying truth is REAL.
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she's the f*cking BEST
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Lies My Mother Told Me
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Could not finish this audio book
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Totally Honest and Brave
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ICON
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BARBRA IS LIKE BUTTAH!
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By: Barbra Streisand
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Leslie F*cking Jones
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- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
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Hey you guys, it’s Leslie. I’m excited to share my story with you. Now, I’m gonna be honest: Some of the details might be vague because a b*tch is fifty-five and she’s smoked a ton of weed. But while bits might be a touch hazy, I can promise you the underlying truth is REAL.
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she's the f*cking BEST
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5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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The Book of Joan
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Joan Rivers was known all over the world - from the Palace Theater to Buckingham Palace, from the bright lights of Las Vegas to the footlights of Broadway, from the days of talkies to hosting talk shows. But there was only one person who knew Joan intimately, one person who the authorities would call when she got a little out of hand. Her daughter and best friend, Melissa.
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Love Joan and Melissa but the book misses the mark
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Official Book Club Selection
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Chapter 14 cut off
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Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins
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Kathy hit it out of the park!
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The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
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mind numbing
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I don't understand why this was abridged...
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Simply Brilliant
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An Intimate Life
- Sex, Love, and My Journey as a Surrogate Partner
- By: Cheryl Cohen-Greene
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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For the past 40 years, Cheryl Cohen Greene has worked as a surrogate partner, helping clients to confront, consider, and ultimately accept their sexuality. In this riveting memoir, Cohen Greene shares some of her most moving cases, and also reveals her own sexual coming-of-age. Beginning with a rigid Catholic upbringing in the 1950s, where she was taught to think sex and sexual desires were unnatural and wrong, Cohen Greene struggled to reconcile her sexual identity.
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The Tender Memoir of a Sex Surrogate
- By Susie on 12-06-12
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This Is How I Save My Life
- From California to India, a True Story of Finding Everything When You Are Willing to Try Anything
- By: Amy B. Scher
- Narrated by: Amy B. Scher
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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When Amy B. Scher was struck with undiagnosed late-stage, chronic Lyme disease, the best physicians in America labeled her condition incurable and potentially terminal. Deteriorating rapidly, she went on a search to save her own life - from the top experts in Los Angeles and the world-renowned Mayo Clinic in Minneapolis to a state-of-the-art hospital in Chicago. After exhausting all of her options in the US, she discovered a possible cure - but it was highly experimental, available only in India, and had as much of a probability of killing her as it did of curing her.
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A great comfort
- By Sue on 07-07-18
By: Amy B. Scher
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The Bucket List
- A Novel
- By: Georgia Clark
- Narrated by: Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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From the author of the critically acclaimed “lively and engrossing parable for women of all generations” (Harper’s Bazaar) The Regulars comes a deeply funny and thoughtful tale of a young woman who, after discovering she has the breast cancer gene, embarks on an unforgettable bucket list adventure. The Bucket List cleverly and compassionately explores Lacey’s relationship to her body and her future. Both are things Lacey thought she could control through hard work and sacrifice. But the future, it turns out, is more complicated than she could ever imagine.
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page turner
- By Amazon Customer on 04-25-19
By: Georgia Clark
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Don't Leave Me This Way
- Or When I Get Back on My Feet You'll Be Sorry
- By: Julia Fox Garrison
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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Julia Fox Garrison refused to listen to the professionals she called Dr. Jerk and Dr. Panic, who - after she suffered a massive, debilitating stroke at age thirty-seven - told her she’d probably die, or to Nurse Doom, who ignored her emergency call button. Instead she heeded the advice of kind, gifted Dr. Neuro, who promised her he would “treat your mind as well as your body.” Julia figured if she could somehow manage to get herself into a wheelchair, at least she’d always find parking. But after many, many months of hospitalization and rehab, Julia not only got into a wheelchair, but she got back out.
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Heroic Story
- By Pamela Harvey on 02-29-12
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The Blue Cotton Gown
- A Midwife’s Memoir
- By: Patricia Harman
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
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Heather is pale and thin, seventeen and pregnant with twins when Patricia Harman begins to care for her. Over the course of the next five seasons Patsy will see Heather through the loss of both babies and their father. She will also care for her longtime patient Nila, pregnant for the eighth time and trying to make a new life without her abusive husband. And Patsy will try to find some comfort to offer Holly, whose teenage daughter struggles with bulimia. She will help Rebba learn to find pleasure in her body and help Kaz transition into a new body.
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Hope, Heartbreak, Compassion
- By Susie on 10-16-13
By: Patricia Harman
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My Glory Was I Had Such Friends
- A Memoir
- By: Amy Silverstein
- Narrated by: Erin Moon
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Nearly 26 years after receiving her first heart transplant, Amy Silverstein's donor heart plummeted into failure. If she wanted to live, she had to take on the grueling quest for a new heart - immediately. A shot at survival meant uprooting her life and moving across the country to California. When her friends heard of her plans, there was only one reaction: "I'm there." Nine remarkable women - Joy, Jill, Leja, Jody, Lauren, Robin, Valerie, Ann, and Jane - put demanding jobs and pressing family obligations on hold to fly across the country and be by Amy's side.
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Great listen!
- By Natalie on 05-13-23
By: Amy Silverstein
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Bonk
- The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex
- By: Mary Roach
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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The study of sexual physiology has been a paying career or a diverting sideline for scientists as far-ranging as Leonardo da Vinci and James Watson. The research has taken place behind the closed doors of laboratories, brothels, MRI centers, pig farms, sex-toy R&D labs, and Alfred Kinsey's attic.
Mary Roach, "The funniest science writer in the country", devoted the past two years to stepping behind those doors. In Bonk, Roach shows us how and why sexual arousal and orgasm can be so hard to achieve and what science is doing to slowly make the bedroom a more satisfying place.
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Absolutely Wonderful!
- By Gurmukh on 07-05-08
By: Mary Roach
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Fat Girl Walking
- Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin...Every Inch of It
- By: Brittany Gibbons
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Fat Girl Walking is a collection of stories from my life, my thoughts about the issues that I have faced as a woman, wife, mom, daughter, daughter-in-law, and Internet personality in regards to my weight. I have tried to be as honest as I possibly could - apologies in advance to my husband and parents, but hopefully any discomfort you feel is quickly replaced by laughter.
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One Woman's Body; One Woman's Story
- By Meghan Matt on 06-03-15
By: Brittany Gibbons
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Heart
- A History
- By: Sandeep Jauhar
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries, the human heart seemed beyond our understanding: an inscrutable shuddering mass that was somehow the driver of emotion and the seat of the soul. As cardiologist and best-selling author Sandeep Jauhar tells in The Heart, it was only recently that we demolished age-old taboos and devised the transformative procedures that changed the way we live. Deftly alternating between historical episodes and his own work, Jauhar tells the colorful and little known story of the doctors who risked their careers and the patients who risked their lives to know and heal our most vital organ.
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Fascinating Insight
- By Ironcharles on 10-27-18
By: Sandeep Jauhar
What listeners say about Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs
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- DenSanAZ
- 08-29-15
Not your usual Joan Rivers book - but still funny!
Where does Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This book is different than Joan's other books, in that it's a great explanation of all sorts of Plastic Surgery and other Cosmetic Options available. Super informative but still told with that Joan Rivers style and humor.
Any additional comments?
Being an informational book, it's not as funny as Joan's usual material BUT she's able to deliver what could be boring, dry material in a captivating - and funny way. Typical Joan River's style!
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- MamiBoss
- 04-04-15
Fun Place to Start
Would you listen to Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs again? Why?
I've listened to it a little over two times. Joan is--was :(--super entertaining, so the information that IS delivered is that much easier to remember and understand.
What about Joan Rivers’s performance did you like?
She's got some of her stand-up style in it. It's funny. I've listened to it when I was down in the dumps--partly because I've been thinking about having some work done and I get down about how unsupportive some of my friends can be--and it's helped me turn my mood around. She makes me laugh, and maybe she'll do the same for you.
What insight do you think you’ll apply from Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs?
Her suggestions about how to find the right doctor. She's really made me get to the point where I'll spend the extra money, just to make sure that I'm working with a doctor who I feel totally good about.
Any additional comments?
I want more in-depth information about the particular procedures I'm interested in. Sometimes I'm disappointed with how superficial some of the descriptions are. But overall, Joan's given me a great introduction into becoming a consumer of plastic surgery and/or cosmetic procedure.
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- Diane
- 09-28-14
Serious book about plastic surgery
This is not a book of jokes. Joan Rivers speaks frankly and technically about every kind of cosmetic surgery one can imagine. Her information is well-researched and thorough.
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- Richard Mardon
- 04-25-15
The best information on plastic surgery ever!!
What an absolutely fantastic book. Not only was it funny, of course with Joan Rivers what could it be, but so informative! Everyone has always wondered; what it would be like to have a surgical procedure done. Joan goes in depth and tells you all. Some funny, some scary. But she always tells the truth. A definite handbook for anyone considering plastic surgery. Thank you John.
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- Patrick L James
- 09-12-15
Not what I was expecting at all!
Would you try another book from Joan Rivers and/or Joan Rivers?
No because I own all the other audiobooks on here by JoanRivers !
What could Joan Rivers have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
Everyone of her audiobooks there are always ad lib.'s or not from her books that she throws into it and make it kind of funny this one was just gruesome details about plastic surgery that I thought was not clever at all . End with Joan Rivers she's always funny and even with the title and the cover it's funny so I figured that would've been some funny parts even though this book was not meant to be a comedic book it was meant being more educational but in the book there are funny parts and she didn't make them funny. Come on this is JoanRivers end it said that this was one of her last few audiobooks to be recorded . Enough said
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Joan Rivers?
No
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
Very few.
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