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Meowy Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
- The Hissing Booth Chronicles, Book 4
- Narrated by: Lynn Norris
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Publisher's summary
'Twas the night before Catmas...
For soothsayer Journi McCutcheon, last-minute holiday shopping with her grandmother is no winter wonderland. Especially when the wily, wand-wielding old witch declares war on Santa in the middle of a crowded mall to the tune of jingle bells, wailing children, and shouting security guards.
And that's just the tip of the magical mistletoe.
When the discovery of a kitten triggers a disturbing vision that promises tragedy for a local family, Journi and Gramma Jude must put Kris Kringle's would-be slaying on ice to save Christmas.
Before someone's halls really get decked.
Meowy Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal is a laugh-out-loud, stand-alone holiday novella set in the magical world of the Hissing Booth Chronicles - Gemma Thorne's best-selling urban fantasy series.
Can Journi set aside her distaste for both cats and kids to perform a Christmas purracle? Purchase today and find out.
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Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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Sleigh Spells
- Winter Witches of Holiday Haven Series, Book 1
- By: Bella Falls
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Aurora Hart hates everything Christmas, but how could she turn down the opportunity to serve one year of probation in Holiday Haven versus a full sentence for her crimes? Saddled with a talking squirrel roommate, Aurora is doing her best to keep a low profile as she bides her time. Everything is going fine...until Santa's sleigh gets stolen.
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Christmas Parole, Squirrel Roomy, Bear Romance
- By Wynne on 10-28-21
By: Bella Falls
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Ricochet Joe
- By: Dean Koontz
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Joe Mandel is a perfectly ordinary guy from a perfectly ordinary town - a college student and community volunteer who dreams of one day publishing a novel. When a series of strange intuitions leads him to a crime in progress, Joe jumps headlong into danger without hesitation. In the aftermath, he wonders about the uncanny impulse that suddenly swept over him. Until new friend Portia Montclair, the strangely wise daughter of the local police chief, explains to him what sent him ricocheting around town like a crazy pinball.
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Wow, seriously crackers...
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 01-10-18
By: Dean Koontz
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Keeper
- By: Kim Chance
- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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When a 200-year-old witch attacks her, 16-year-old bookworm Lainey Styles is determined to find a logical explanation. Even with the impossible staring her in the face, Lainey refuses to believe it - until she finds a photograph linking the witch to her dead mother. After consulting a psychic, Lainey discovers that she, like her mother, is a Keeper: a witch with the exclusive ability to unlock and wield the Grimoire, a dangerous but powerful spell book. But there’s a problem.
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Bland
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 05-25-23
By: Kim Chance
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Penumbra
- Darkling Mage
- By: Nazri Noor
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
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Dustin Graves was a jack of all trades, a directionless dreamer until the day he found his purpose: as a ritual sacrifice. Transformed in death, Dust awakens to the eldritch mysteries behind the grit and glamor of the city of Valero – and to the wellspring of dark magic that lives inside his very bones.
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Very nice introduction to the series
- By Sasha on 06-14-24
By: Nazri Noor
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
What listeners say about Meowy Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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- Karen White
- 12-10-20
Delightfully fun!
I laughed at the very first line of this delightful story! What a fun, lighthearted Christmas story! I listened all in one sitting because I was drawn in and wanted to know what happened next! Highly recommend, it will put you in the Christmas mood!
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- Kay
- 12-11-20
Meowy WOWIE!!!!!
OK, cats and kittens: I was already a die-hard fan of Journi, her wack and witchy family, and the rollicking ride of magical melodrama that pervades Columbus, Ohio of all places. But now? This little Santa snack of a sleigh ride has landed me smack in the holiday spirit. (Spirits?) (Though, I do adjure thee, dear listener: it may not be ideal for the kiddies, mkay? Language; not a lot, but too much for tiny tots. Nefarious goings-on with St. Nick, no less. Like that.) Christmas is saved in the end (yeah, spoiler alert), so you get a satisfying cortisol rush with a happy (if lightly sardonic) ending.
Thanks to the comical, nay brilliant vocal stylings of the always mind-blowing ☆LYNN NORRIS☆, this Yuletide magic is delivered at appropriately breakneck speed with sparkly, tinselly (that's what I said) aplomb, with multiple characters and situations delivered to your elf ears in such a deft way that your wine will be extra-mulled, your tree super-piney, your Nat Cole ever so three-Kingly. It's an audio present to cut the sweet in them sugarplums. Ho-ho-hocus pocus to all!
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- V. Lowery
- 12-17-20
A little Christmas magic
If you like your Christmas cheer a little on the funny and sarcastic side
as I do, look no further than this charming and uplifting little book. Join Journey and her feisty Grandma Jude (who just happens to be a powerful witch) on an adventure in a city where magic and magical “people” are real, including Santa Claus, of course. Written by Gemma Thorne and narrated by Lynn Norris, this book will bring Audible listeners a little Christmas magic.
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- Laura
- 12-29-20
Cute Christmas Story
This story is my first experience with the Hissing Booth Chronicles series and it was funny. Journi, a soothsayer in a family of witches, is caught between trying to keep her grandmother from slaying Santa and a vision that predicts tragedy for a nearby family. The story was amusing and short. Lynn Norris' narration is delightful. I was given a free copy of the audiobook and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Georgia McNabb
- 01-03-21
Funny as all get out!!!
I have not read or listen to this Author's books before and was given this book as a gift. I listened to this on Audible books and it is a Great Stand Alone book. Quite tounge in Cheek quirky story that is alot of Fun!! This is a short story definitely worth the read/ listen and will make people laugh!!
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- Audrey E Adamson
- 12-18-20
Fun Christmas Story
I really enjoy The Hissing Booth Chronicles and this Christmas entry is no exception.
Starring Journi and her eccentric grandmother, Christmas goes awry when Grandma Jude sees Kris Kringle and chases after him. Their chase leads them on magical hijinks and, to Journi's dismay, a kitten.
I love Grandma Jude she is just so funny and lively. She doesn't just sit back in old age but revels in her magic and helping her granddaughter even if her granddaughter doesn't want it. She is by far my favorite character.
While humorous, Meowy Christmas has great heart and even Journi 's can be melted.
The narration is top-notch and amplifies the story. It's perfectly paired.
I received a free version from the author but all opinions are my own.
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- PAT the BEARS
- 12-10-20
Meowy Christmas indeed....
I'm new to this series of books. It was delightful. Artfully narrated. So much fun.
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- BMcLean
- 01-06-21
Adorable
What a stunning story! I loved the eccentric little old lady, and the cat....the cat! I love cats.
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- A. Sante
- 02-09-21
great short story
I loved listening to this short story. wonderful characters. Great ending and sweet also. Enjoyed it.
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