Three Half Goats Gruff & Dragons Don’t Eat Meat
Valkyrie Bestiary Series, Book 1
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Hollie Jackson
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Kim McDougall
About this listen
Kim McDougall presents the prequel and first book in her Valkyrie Bestiary series:
Three Half Goats Gruff: Who is the mysterious captain of the Guardians? Kyra Greene, pest controller of fantastic beasts, takes on a rock troll and meets the man who will haunt her dreams for the next 321 nights.
Come sing around the campfire with satyrs, and discover how Kyra found one little lost cephalopod who will win your heart.
Dragons Don't Eat Meat: Someone is killing dragons. And the killings point to a civil war brewing among the fae. When Kyra Greene finds an abandoned baby dragon, she doesn't want to bring him home. But until she can hunt down his thunder and stop the dragon killers, she's on babysitting duty.
Along with a quirky cast of misfits and unruly critters, Kyra leaves the safety of Montreal Ward and travels through the dangerous Inbetween - the land beyond the protected city states, where magic is the only rule of law. Can she reunite the lost dragon with his thunder and stop a new and sinister force from invading their home?
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Abandoned at birth and raised to be an assassin by the mysterious Diyu Brotherhood, Danzen has had enough of the life of a contract killer. But escaping his past is as impossible as running from his inner demons....In the remote and mystical Suja Valley, the farthest corner of the known world, it’s only a matter of time before trouble comes hunting him...or he spills a drop of his own blood.
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Great Book. Greater TV Show?
- By Bee Yang on 11-27-20
By: Harmon Cooper
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Of Light and Darkness
- By: Shayne Leighton
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Raised by a vampire in a secret society of witches, shifters, and elves, Charlotte finds that she is the freak in her world of magic and wonder. When she stands before an army of impossible obstacles, the likelihood of survival in this coming-of-age modern fairy tale is slim, resulting in a war between light and darkness. Charlotte knows no other home than the one nestled deep in the woods of Eastern Europe, where witches draw spells of enchantment, shifters throw tea parties, and elves are the closest in kin.
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Beyond amazing with such depth and emotion
- By Rachel on 07-05-16
By: Shayne Leighton
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A Reluctant Druid
- By: Jon R. Osborne
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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Centuries ago, the followers of the new gods defeated the old gods and the folk of legend, banishing them from the world of man. With their departure, magic faded from the land. The Milesian Accords had provisions for a new challenge, though, and the Exiled Gods have sent their minions back to our world to seek out a champion to fight for them and a druid able to wield the magic needed to fulfill the challenge. A descendant of the druid who participated in the original challenge, Liam Knox doesn’t know anything about the Accords or his ancestors....
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I was sorta on board till the third erotic scene.
- By Jaden on 08-23-22
By: Jon R. Osborne
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Hellboy: An Assortment of Horrors
- By: Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
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First published in 1989 and taking place in downtown Toronto, one of the earliest of the modern urban fantasies, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light is the story of a fight against encroaching darkness by a developmentally handicapped young woman, a street musician with no idea of his potential, a bag-lady who's tired of picking up the pieces, and an adept of the light. Mixing actual Toronto ghost-stories with traditional Faire, a police procedural, and a cat, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light opened a gate at street level to the urban fantasy that followed.
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Old favorite novel, awful narrator...
- By S. Douma on 08-15-14
By: Tanya Huff
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Raising Dragons
- Dragons in Our Midst #1
- By: Bryan Davis
- Narrated by: Peter Sandon
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The kids at school call Billy "Dragon Breath" for good reason. His breath is bad! It isn't the normal, morning-mouth bad; it's the hot-as-fire, "don't-you-dare-get-near-me" bad. And hearing "Dragon Breath" ringing in his ears, he constantly tries to cool his oral volcano. Trouble erupts when his hot breath sets off the fire sprinklers in the boys' restroom at school, and his parents learn that they've kept their secret for too long. Billy finally discovers the secret. His father was once a dragon!
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Not great, but not bad
- By Kindle Customer on 08-16-09
By: Bryan Davis
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Sacrificed in Shadow
- The Ascension Series, Book 1
- By: SM Reine
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Lincoln Marshall is a small-town deputy with a very big problem. Six members of his church have been found dead, killed by a rogue werewolf. He'll have to make a deal with the Devil to save victims that have gone missing - maybe literally. Elise Kavanagh, preternatural investigator and exorcist, is the expert when it comes to violent deaths at the jaws of evil. She's also among the most powerful demons that Hell has spawned.
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My first SM Reine, not my last!
- By bluestatereader on 10-09-14
By: SM Reine
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Three Parts Dead
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A god has died, and it’s up to Tara, a first-year associate in the international necromantic firm of Kelethras, Albrecht, and Ao, to bring him back to life before his city falls apart. Her client is Kos, recently deceased fire god of the city of Alt Coulumb. Without him, the metropolis’ steam generators will shut down, its trains will cease running, and its four million citizens will riot. Tara’s job: resurrect Kos before chaos sets in.
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Great story, but the narrator was off
- By John on 07-27-14
By: Max Gladstone
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Dawn of Chaos
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- By: Daniel Willcocks, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
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Caitlin finally gets the chance to explore what's outside of the walls of the town she's been trapped in and finds vampires, werewolves, and zombie-like creatures.
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disappointed
- By me.. on 01-10-23
By: Daniel Willcocks, and others
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Penumbra
- Darkling Mage
- By: Nazri Noor
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Dustin Graves was a jack of all trades, a directionless dreamer until the day he found his purpose: as a ritual sacrifice. Transformed in death, Dust awakens to the eldritch mysteries behind the grit and glamor of the city of Valero – and to the wellspring of dark magic that lives inside his very bones.
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Very nice introduction to the series
- By Sasha on 06-14-24
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Hellboy: Odd Jobs
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In 1994, Mike Mignola created one of the most unique and visually arresting comics series to ever see print: Hellboy. Tens of thousands have followed the exploits of the World's Greatest Paranormal Investigator in comics form and in prose. Now, fans of the comic can enjoy the world of Hellboy as seen through the eyes of some of the brightest creative lights in horror and mystery fiction.
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Extra stories for true fans
- By Daniel Wiffen on 07-24-21
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- SP
- 11-30-23
Great new story
I really enjoyed this book. Good detail in the world building and cute little supporting characters! Can’t wait to dive deeper into this new world.
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- Varina
- 03-01-22
Building the story
Great story. Reader needs to get more comfortable with the main character's voice. Can't wait to listen to more
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-21-21
Loved it!
This was a fresh take on urban fantasy and I really enjoyed it. The main character is someone I would love to hang out with and all the different magical creatures really made the story for me. I hope the other books will be made into audiobooks and that the same narrator will be used. I'm looking forward to more adventures with Kyra!
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- Sarah Metcalf
- 12-08-23
Funny!
Kyra is a pest controller with a menagerie of her own. After one job, she is relocating the creature and stumbles upon a thunder of dragons. Poachers have them colllared and looking for magic. After saving them and setting them free, one baby is left behind. Mason, the gargoyle she has been not thinking about (ha) for the last year gets involved and offers his help to find the thunder while waiting for his magical gemstone. The journey takes them through a magical area that is very dangerous and then back to deal with a Fae queen. I thought this was a wonderful look into many different creatures you don’t hear of often enough! A banshee for a roommate, a couple of gargoyles on her journey, a dervish and many more! The book has the right amount of humor - I could not stop giggling at the narrator yelling gobble gobble!!! There is action, hints at possible romance and again lots of humor. I will starting the next book very soon!
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- S. A. Sutphin
- 01-30-22
Excellent start
Loved this book. I can’t wait to read the next books in the series. Oh and I really want a Pygmy kraken
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- Ayron
- 06-25-21
An enjoyable listen
I really enjoyed listening to the books and hope to enjoy more on audible. I loved all the quirky characters and the hint at romance mixed with a bit of mystery.
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- Still Blooming
- 12-24-21
Magic in Montreal
Earth gets its revenge on humans for polluting the planet. Brings monsters back to eat people.
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- Carrie
- 02-23-22
Fun
Interesting magical creatures, well thought out world, kickass heroine, a dash of humor, and a tiny bit of romance.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-03-22
great story!
so excited to have found your books! I'm currently on dervishes Don't dance ( audiobooks) and absolutely love it! Hollie Jackson is a great narrator and really brings out the characters! I love Kyra and her Love of All creatures and her fierceness! I adore Jacoby and all the "critters" . Mason is a mysterious hunk.
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- PillagersFB
- 06-05-24
fun read
Light hearted fun worth the time. heart felt fun for any animal lover. love the flow
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