
Mermaid Confidential
A Novel (Serge Storms, Book 25)
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Oliver Wyman
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Tim Dorsey
About this listen
Serge A. Storms gives condo living a try in this latest acid-splashed Florida crime caper from the “insanely funny” (New York Times Book Review) Tim Dorsey.
Serge A. Storms and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, have decided to pump the brakes and live on island time. After years of manic road tripping across their beloved Sunshine State, the irrepressible anti-heroes drop anchor in the Florida Keys. They settle down in Pelican Bay, a thriving condo complex with scenic views and friendly neighbors. But the community is at war with investors who are buying up units and leasing them to young vacationers who party at all hours. With their little slice of heaven on the line, Serge takes it upon himself to convince the tourists to move on and quickly becomes a local favorite.
Meanwhile, the island chain’s long and rich smuggling heritage is causing mayhem—a gang war erupts when a local drug lord passes the family business to his young, enterprising son, and the sun-loving residents are suddenly dodging bullets.
Luckily, Florida’s most lovable serial killer is there to help!
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Successful TV journalist Alison Reynolds' career comes to an abrupt end when top executives decide they need a "younger face". As if that's not enough, Ali discovers her media mogul husband is cheating on her: and her best friend from high school is missing.
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Book 1 of new Jance series
- By Brian PDX on 11-25-14
By: J. A. Jance
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The Little Sleep
- A Novel
- By: Paul Tremblay
- Narrated by: Pete Simonelli
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The Little Sleep is Paul Tremblay’s nod to Raymond Chandler starring a PI who nods off. Mark Genevich is a South Boston private detective who happens to have a severe form of narcolepsy, which includes hypnagogic hallucinations, like waking dreams. Unsurprisingly, his practice is not exactly booming. Then one day, the daughter of an ambitious district attorney and a contestant on the reality talent show American Star named Jennifer Times comes to him for help - or does she? A man has stolen her fingers, she claims, and she’d like Genevich to get them back.
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Very very good
- By AYonko on 07-19-24
By: Paul Tremblay
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Every Dead Thing
- By: John Connolly
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Former NYPD detective Charlie "Bird" Parker is on the verge of madness. Tortured by the unsolved slayings of his wife and young daughter, he is a man consumed by guilt, regret, and the desire for revenge. When his former partner asks him to track down a missing girl, Parker finds himself drawn into a world beyond his imagining - one where 30 year old killings remain shrouded in fear and lies, a world where the ghosts of the dead torment the living....
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Horrible narration
- By arleneshapiro21 on 05-01-13
By: John Connolly
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The Neon Rain
- A Dave Robicheaux Novel
- By: James Lee Burke
- Narrated by: Will Patton
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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New York Times best-selling author James Lee Burke's Dave Robicheaux novels began with this first hard-hitting entry in the series. In The Neon Rain, Detective Robicheaux fishes a prostitute's corpse from a New Orleans bayou and finds that no one, not even the law, cares about a dead hooker.
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Where it all began.
- By 9S on 12-06-09
By: James Lee Burke
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The Tenant
- By: Katrine Engberg
- Narrated by: Graeme Malcolm
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When a young woman is found brutally murdered in her own apartment with an intricate pattern of lines carved into her face, Copenhagen police detectives Jeppe Korner and Anette Werner are assigned to the case. Soon, they establish a link between the victim, Julie Stender, and her landlady, Esther de Laurenti, who’s a bit too fond of drink and the host of raucous dinner parties with her artist friends. Esther also turns out to be a budding novelist - and when Julie turns up as a murder victim in the unfinished mystery she’s writing, the link between fiction and real life grows.
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THOROUGHLY enjoyed this!!!
- By Mary C. Garrison on 02-10-20
By: Katrine Engberg
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Hyena
- By: Jude Angelini
- Narrated by: Jude Angelini
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the listener on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
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Awesome book, would steal it
- By Dylan S on 09-20-17
By: Jude Angelini
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Deja Dead
- By: Kathy Reichs
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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It's June in Montreal, and Dr. Temperance Brennan, who has left a shaky marriage back home in North Carolina to take on the challenging assignment of Director of Forensic Anthropology for the province of Quebec, looks forward to a relaxing weekend in beautiful Quebec City. First, though, she must stop at a newly uncovered burial site in the heart of the city. The remains are probably old and only of archeological interest, but Tempe must make sure they're not a case for the police. One look at the decomposed and decapitated corpse, stored neatly in plastic bags, tells her she'll spend the weekend in the crime lab.
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Perplexed over other reviews about the narrator
- By R. Klein on 04-26-14
By: Kathy Reichs
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Wrecker
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Ron Butler
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Valdez Jones VIII calls himself Wrecker because his great-great-great-great-great-grandfather salvaged shipwrecks for a living. So is it destiny, irony, or just bad luck when Wrecker comes across a speedboat that has run hard aground on a sand flat? The men in the boat don't want Wrecker to call for help—in fact, they'll pay him to forget he ever saw them. Wrecker would be happy to forget, but he keeps seeing these men all over Key West—at the marina, even in the cemetery. And now they want more than his silence—they want a lookout.
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Wish Hiaasen would get off his political soapbox
- By J. A. Stephenson on 09-30-23
By: Carl Hiaasen
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I've Got You Under My Skin
- By: Mary Higgins Clark
- Narrated by: Jan Maxwell
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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In this suspenseful audiobook from the number-one New York Times best-selling author Mary Higgins Clark, a Manhattan ER doctor is brazenly murdered in front of his young son in a city playground. Five years later, his killer is still at large. Meanwhile his widow, Laurie Moran, is now an award-winning TV producer. Still haunted by her husband's murder, she has been raising their son alone. Laurie and her TV crew have just received the green light to produce a new cold-case series.
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Enjoyable to listen to
- By Cammy J on 02-04-15
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Fever House
- A Novel
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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When leg-breaker Hutch Holtz rolls up to a rundown apartment complex in Portland, Oregon, to collect overdue drug money, a severed hand is the last thing he expects to find stashed in the client’s refrigerator. Hutch quickly realizes that the hand induces uncontrollable madness: Anyone in its proximity is overcome with a boundless compulsion for violence. Within hours, catastrophic forces are set into motion.
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Finished it - barely
- By Margaret Goldstein on 11-02-23
By: Keith Rosson
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As the Wicked Watch
- The First Jordan Manning Novel
- By: Tamron Hall
- Narrated by: Susan Dalian
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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When crime reporter Jordan Manning leaves her hometown in Texas to take a job at a television station in Chicago, she’s one step closer to her dream: a coveted anchor chair on a national network. Jordan is smart and aggressive, with unabashed star-power, and often the only woman of color in the newsroom. Her signature? Arriving first on the scene—in impractical designer stilettos. Armed with a master’s degree in forensic science and impeccable instincts, Jordan has been able to balance her dueling motivations: breaking every big story—and giving a voice to the voiceless.
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Don't Judge a Book By It's Cover
- By M.A. on 03-06-22
By: Tamron Hall
Once again laugh outloud antics
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outstanding and hilarious
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America's Physcpatic Hero Shines Again
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Another Tim Dorsey Hit
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Need more
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If only Serge really existed....
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Surge has a soft spot for us senior citizens. I’m waiting for him to discover the Florida model railroad show circuit.
Surge comes through again
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Serge Style
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It does finally tie together
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Briefly, Serge and Coleman (well Serge anyway) have decided that they are done with the road trips and they've decided to settle down. Taking to the Keys, they purchase a condo so they can live their lives in relative peace....which is never possible with these two. In the meantime, we meet Mercado, a money man in his family's drug cartel, and Julie, a diligent caretaker of her father and of children residing at a local hospice. There is absolutely no reason for these two to speak, let alone ever meet. However, in typical Dorsey fashion, anything is possible. Their story, of all the storylines (Dorsey usually has three going at a time - a feat within itself) fascinated me the most. It's both heartening and heartbreaking but shows that it truly is a small world, no matter how big you get. Finally, we have the breakneck spree of Vix and her crew. After a drug deal gone bad, Vix and company are on the run...which becomes more of a crawl as blunder after blunder hinders their progress. Vix is the ultimate bad girl/femme fatale with the funniest origin story I've ever heard. In a nutshell, Vix is short for Vixen...as in the reindeer. Apparently, her parents had an over-fixation with Christmas and went so far as to name ALL of their kids after Santa's reindeer. Think of those names then think of them with children. So yeah, Vix has some issues. It's hard to feel sympathy for her despite her cheerful name.
Now, imagine that all of these characters are actually able to meet up in one giant moment of retribution and greed. It almost seems impossible based on the different roads the characters take to get to the same point. However, this is not new ground for Dorsey; it's a feature of all of his books and I'm always in awe of his ability to weave his tales together. This book didn't disappoint. It was definitely worth the wait. The only reason I give the story itself a 4 star rather than 5 is that there's a lot of jumping about the timeline and there's a lot of exposition to get through. I recognize that the exposition at least is needed for that ending to come about but the timeline jumping can be confusing if you're not paying attention. I listened to this book while working and I had to rewind several times to follow. In other words, don't do a highly detailed job while listening. You'll need the brain space to appreciate this insane tale.
Finally, I have to comment on the audiobook's narrator, Oliver Wyman. Holy s***. I was floored by his ability to morph into male and female characters at any moment. His portrayal of Serge and Coleman is EXACTLY how I always thought they'd sound - from Serge's manic tenor to Coleman's stoned baritone. Wyman's voice work with even the female characters of Julie and Vix is incredible - you are very aware you're dealing with women even though it's a man doing the voices. There are also several elderly women in various parts of the narrative and these are given the special elements needed to illustrate that age difference. Out of all the audiobooks I've listened to, with narrators from various countries around the world, I have never been so impressed by anyone as I am by Oliver Wyman. He's the main reason I say that Dorsey's books should be listened to rather than read. The hysterical, madcap nature of these stories shine through so much more under Wyman's care.
As I said at the beginning, I was behind on by this one book and read it in preparation of the next one. Though there's not always a big carryover from one story to the next in Dorsey's canon, it does help to have a basic knowledge. After hearing this story, both with Dorsey's writing genius and Wyman's auditory prowess, I honestly haven't looked forward to the next adventure so much. Giving Serge, Coleman, and their chosen company an actual voice beyond the page...well, it's a Floridian miracle.
A win for the supporting characters
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