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To My New Boss,
You are an asshole. Maybe I will even call you a boss hole. We’ve never even officially met because you sent your executive assistant to give me a list of “to-dos” because you’re worried all of your lower assistants will “fall for you and make a pass”. You could only wish I would make a pass. You would be so lucky as to even catch a glimpse of my fine ass. In fact, why don’t kiss it instead, jerk.
Also, no I’m not taking a vocabulary or algebra test. Just because you’re the CEO doesn’t give you the right to be pompous and arrogant. And frankly I saw that photo of you in the newspaper last year; are you cousins with the yeti? Not a good look.
You can keep your $25 an hour. My self-respect is worth more than that. And no I’m not interested in any of your other offers.
Marcia “I have self-respect” Lucas
P.S. Never in a Million Years
I never intended to actually send the email. I’m not crazy. It was just a way to vent. I actually did need the money way too much to go off on my boss. Only when I went into office the next day, there was a note on my desk. It read, “A million years is up. See me in my office.”
My dad was right, my mouth would eventually get me into trouble. Only he had no idea just had bad the trouble was going to be.
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New York Times best-selling author Chantal Fernando returns with a brand new series about a brigade of lawyers who, despite being bad boys at heart, always end up just on the right side of the law. Katerina Dawson knows exactly what she wants from life. And as the new associate at the top law firm in the city, she's ready to live out her dreams of becoming a criminal lawyer. But going on coffee runs and babysitting kids during the day was definitely not what she had in mind.
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My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
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It was supposed to be a simple weekend away to forget the heartache caused by my cheating husband. But the man sitting next to me in 1B has different plans. Cash’s whiskey-colored eyes and easy smile beg me to dance beneath the stars, kiss in the moonlight, and walk hand in hand down the streets of Boston. Unfortunately, life has other plans because I’m still married, and Cash James is the billionaire playboy standing between me and my dream promotion.
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The rules of Society X are simple...break them and you're out. The Dark Room is the only place you can live out your fantasies and no one will ever know it's you. For Parker, what started out as a business transaction has turned into an addiction. For Mia, it's been a chance to discover who she truly is. What happens in the dark will have you begging for more...
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Claire Walters has worked for Jason Danvers as his assistant for three years, but he’s never appreciated her as a woman - until the day she jumps out of a cake at his friend’s bachelor party.... To support her ailing mother, Claire is forced to work a second job at a party-planning company. But when her handsome boss ends up with a front-row seat to the action, she’s mortified - and he’s intrigued. With Danvers International in the middle of an important merger, Jason asks Claire to accompany him on weekend business trips - and suddenly all her fantasies are coming true.
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Who does he think he is? What an egotistical executive! Melanie Karlson’s day just took a nosedive when gorgeous and confident Eli Egan walks into her coffee shop. He’s demanding, conceited, and thinks he’s god’s gift to women. After he leaves, she can breathe again thinking it was a one and done situation. Except it's not. A chance encounter leads to a dinner date that neither of them will forget. For more reasons than one. Even though she despises him, he still manages to get under her skin and into her bed.
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The only woman I want is the one I can never have. Harper. My best friend’s sister. I’ve wanted her since I was eighteen, but she’s always been off-limits. Now I’m home after years in the Marines, and nothing has changed - except everything has. Her brother is dead, and she’s on a hopeless quest for answers about his death. And I want her just as much as ever. Someone is trying to kill her now, and she won’t let me keep her safe.
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- LazieBare
- 02-28-22
Fun and Sexy
loved the book. fun and sexy. The banter between Finn and Marcia is witty throughout their interactions.
Enjoyed the narration by Laurie West
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-31-24
Love it!
The performance was really good! The story is funny! Love this. We’ll written! Can’t wait till someone scoops it as a movie.
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- kazza
- 03-03-22
Highly recommend this book.
The relationship between Finn and Marcie had me
in stitches.
The narrator has done a brilliant job of bring the characters
alive.
There’s plenty of banter and steam between the characters
So if you want a good laugh I highly recommend this book.
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- N. McQuaide
- 02-25-22
Amazing!!
You can’t stop listening! This is a great book and definitely well written! A MUST LISTEN!
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- casvec
- 06-20-22
Marcia and Finn
This is a story that you will not want to stop listening. Marcia is over the top, Finn is handsome and piece of work. Together there is explosive banter, amazing chemistry and side hurting laughter that pulls you in minute after minute
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- JC
- 03-07-22
Love!
Marcia has been burned in the past so she's really not looking for a new man but green eyes sure is persistent. Her friend gives her a great idea to get her feelings out by writing them in an email but somehow she ends up sending the message. It was a great story following along as Marcia opens her heart up again.
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- Lisa G B
- 03-08-22
Great start to a new series!
Your can Never go wrong with a J.S. Cooper series, and this is a great start to a new series.
Standalone with no Cliffhangers.
Marcia needs a job Any job, even a job she will hate. She just needs to pay her bills until she can make her dream come true. Oh and she has to get this man who keeps popping up everywhere to leave her alone.
This is a fun love story with lots of great banter.
Laurie did a great job on the narration.
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- Vic
- 03-08-22
Fun and entertaining
A fun and lighthearted story. I was consumed from beginning to end. I loved the characters, the banter and steamy chemistry. It’s enjoyable and entertaining read. Looking forward to reading more.
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- Jeffrey
- 06-18-24
Okay - credits could be spent better elsewhere
Marcia is so immature it made me cringe at times. She meet her future boss (Finn) and lies to him about her job - the market manager at his company. She is just a temp. He does not tell her who he is. They run into each other several times. There was some parts I had to fast forward because it was ridiculous. I don’t see how Finn, an 35 years old CEO, could fall in love with someone so immature as Maria. It got better after she realized who Finn was.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-28-22
I really wanted to like it
I really really wanted to like this book but it was hard to enjoy fully. Marcia is just so immature and ignorant for her age.
And for as strict as the No fraternization rule is, Finn seemed to like her from the very beginning and want to cross the line the whole time
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