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Cupid in the City, Book 1
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To My New Boss,
You are an asshole. Maybe I will even call you a boss hole. We’ve never even officially met because you sent your executive assistant to give me a list of “to-dos” because you’re worried all of your lower assistants will “fall for you and make a pass”. You could only wish I would make a pass. You would be so lucky as to even catch a glimpse of my fine ass. In fact, why don’t kiss it instead, jerk.
Also, no I’m not taking a vocabulary or algebra test. Just because you’re the CEO doesn’t give you the right to be pompous and arrogant. And frankly I saw that photo of you in the newspaper last year; are you cousins with the yeti? Not a good look.
You can keep your $25 an hour. My self-respect is worth more than that. And no I’m not interested in any of your other offers.
Marcia “I have self-respect” Lucas
P.S. Never in a Million Years
I never intended to actually send the email. I’m not crazy. It was just a way to vent. I actually did need the money way too much to go off on my boss. Only when I went into office the next day, there was a note on my desk. It read, “A million years is up. See me in my office.”
My dad was right, my mouth would eventually get me into trouble. Only he had no idea just had bad the trouble was going to be.
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- LazieBare
- 02-28-22
Fun and Sexy
loved the book. fun and sexy. The banter between Finn and Marcia is witty throughout their interactions.
Enjoyed the narration by Laurie West
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-31-24
Love it!
The performance was really good! The story is funny! Love this. We’ll written! Can’t wait till someone scoops it as a movie.
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- kazza
- 03-03-22
Highly recommend this book.
The relationship between Finn and Marcie had me
in stitches.
The narrator has done a brilliant job of bring the characters
alive.
There’s plenty of banter and steam between the characters
So if you want a good laugh I highly recommend this book.
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- N. McQuaide
- 02-25-22
Amazing!!
You can’t stop listening! This is a great book and definitely well written! A MUST LISTEN!
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- casvec
- 06-20-22
Marcia and Finn
This is a story that you will not want to stop listening. Marcia is over the top, Finn is handsome and piece of work. Together there is explosive banter, amazing chemistry and side hurting laughter that pulls you in minute after minute
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- JC
- 03-07-22
Love!
Marcia has been burned in the past so she's really not looking for a new man but green eyes sure is persistent. Her friend gives her a great idea to get her feelings out by writing them in an email but somehow she ends up sending the message. It was a great story following along as Marcia opens her heart up again.
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- Lisa G B
- 03-08-22
Great start to a new series!
Your can Never go wrong with a J.S. Cooper series, and this is a great start to a new series.
Standalone with no Cliffhangers.
Marcia needs a job Any job, even a job she will hate. She just needs to pay her bills until she can make her dream come true. Oh and she has to get this man who keeps popping up everywhere to leave her alone.
This is a fun love story with lots of great banter.
Laurie did a great job on the narration.
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- Vic
- 03-08-22
Fun and entertaining
A fun and lighthearted story. I was consumed from beginning to end. I loved the characters, the banter and steamy chemistry. It’s enjoyable and entertaining read. Looking forward to reading more.
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- Jeffrey
- 06-18-24
Okay - credits could be spent better elsewhere
Marcia is so immature it made me cringe at times. She meet her future boss (Finn) and lies to him about her job - the market manager at his company. She is just a temp. He does not tell her who he is. They run into each other several times. There was some parts I had to fast forward because it was ridiculous. I don’t see how Finn, an 35 years old CEO, could fall in love with someone so immature as Maria. It got better after she realized who Finn was.
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- M. March
- 01-22-25
Ridiculous
This book was poorly written and the dialogue between characters is unbelievable. I can’t believe I paid for this.
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