
Middle Finger Happiness
Work Hard. Live Well. Don't F--k with Me.
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Sharon Lee Zapata
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This audiobook is written for those who realize they don’t have to wait to ask for permission to improve their lives because insecurity is a f--king liar. No need to be proper to make an impact with her latest book: Middle Finger Happiness.
Joining the ranks of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F--k, You Are a Badass, and F--k Feelings comes the straight-up positive smarty-ass open energy from Sharon Lee Zapata. With her small-batch stories of resilience, Zapata will show you how to smack down shituations (no typo) and move forward. Sharon doesn’t write self-help books. She writes good-struggle books and how to do things to stop struggling. She comes to her keyboard with a little knife and she’s not afraid to use it.
Her quirky visual language captivates her listeners and takes them on a personal empowerment magic carpet ride with a sturdy, torn carpet. Together, you’ll grip hands as you dive down and swoop up and over your stains of time. Sorta like a drone that can see ass-clowns and obstacles from above.
Middle finger happiness may increase the risk of taking no bullshit and cause positive thoughts and actions. Middle finger happiness can cause serious positive mental shift side effects. This audiobook is ideal for anyone at any point in their life. Whether you feel like you’ve got your shit together or like it’s all falling apart…I decided to crack open all the files in my head and share life adventures, good and bad experiences, uncertainty, fears, bravery, abuse, depression, and moving on moments (I call ‘em f--k-it moments)
I want to share with you how to hug it out with your f--k-ups. I want to inspire others, so they can embrace their middle finger happiness too.
©2019 Sharon Lee Zapata (P)2022 Sharon Lee ZapataListeners also enjoyed...
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