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  • Missiletoe

  • This One *Is* Remotely About Christmas (A Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, Book 2)
  • By: Zile Elliven
  • Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
  • Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (12 ratings)

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Missiletoe

By: Zile Elliven
Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
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***Like all the books in the Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, this can be listened to as a standalone story.

Spoiler: Someone is going to lose a toe.

Vix:

Smart as a whip with the morals of an alleycat. I’ve heard it a million times.

But will my smarts be enough to catch the heart of the local animal shelter director?

He’s pretty.

And kind.

And caring.

And have you seen those pecs?

What’s an evil genius narcoleptic nympho to do?

Paris:

Dumb as an ox with the heart of a lion. I’ve heard it a million times.

But am I good enough for someone a hundred times smarter than me?

He’s cute.

And sweet.

And an inventor.

And his hair is bunny-soft.

What’s an animal-loving giant to do?

Missiletoe is the first Really Gay Villain Christmas Series book that’s actually about Christmas! Like the first book, this one is full of found family feels, evil plots to “protect the world,“ ridiculous shenanigans, fuzzy cuteness, size difference, and, of course, those jealous/possessive characters that have become a trademark of Zile Elliven's work.

This book can be listened to as a standalone but is part of a larger series.

©2023 Zile Elliven (P)2023 Zile Elliven
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Brilliant! Loved it!

I really enjoyed this story when I'd read it, and already liked Vix and Baz from book 1. Vix is a bundle of fun and Paris is perfect for him. The story is totally entertaining, funny, with a great found family of super villains, lol. Eagerly waiting for Garrett's story!
I was so happy to get my hands on the audio; it did not disappoint - the audio is fan-effing- tastic! Zachary Zaba really did a great job with the characters, the humour and the nuances of the situations, e.g. vulnerability when Vix is unsure of his place in the League of Supervillains or when he thinks he's too much for Paris. I enjoyed his performance in book 1 and I think he's even better in this book.

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it's so good

I loved it by the way hi zile how you doing ❤ you [ !_! ] ( '_' )

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