Mistletoe for My Minotaur
Fairhaven Falls, Book 5
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Heather Firth
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Honey Phillips
About this listen
Her minotaur is ready for a holiday treat!
The day before Ginger's family left Fairhaven Falls in disgrace, she made the mistake of kissing her older brother's best friend. It was the best—and most embarrassing—moment of her life, but she never thought she'd see the big minotaur again.
Now she desperately needs his help, but she has secrets she can't put on those brawny shoulders.
Mayor Howard "Houston" Ironmane is used to solving problems for everyone else. But when the deliciously sweet—and completely off-limits—woman he's never forgotten comes to him with an outrageous proposition, he knows it's finally time for his own chance at happiness.
All he has to do is uncover her secrets, convince her that their fake relationship could be perfectly real, and save the town's Christmas festival!
It's going to take more than kisses under the mistletoe and a little holiday magic to unravel this naughty knot! Welcome to Fairhaven Falls, where the holiday lights twinkle, love sparkles, and monsters know exactly how to unwrap your… heart!
Each book in the Fairhaven Falls series can be enjoyed as a standalone romance. This sweet and steamy holiday tale is intended for mature listeners.
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For my kind, to be without a mate is to be doomed. I know it is too late–all that awaits me is retirement and death, and I’ve embraced it. But when a suicide mission lands on my old boss’s desk, I’m the one he calls. Who better to tackle the mission in the deep, oppressive mines of my own ancestral homeland, if not an Arachnae already slated to die? And it’s not a rescue mission–he wants me to retrieve the corpse of a billionaire’s daughter kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Except our intel was wrong. She’s alive. Tortured and injured–but alive.
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- By monica carolina ruiz on 10-30-24
By: Cassie Alexander
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My Fair Alien
- Cosmic Cinema, Book 1
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Kat Auden
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Professor Harak H'gin leads a peaceful life studying linguistics on his native planet of Plumeria. Until the day he stumbles across a bedraggled, beautiful human female. Dared by a colleague to transform the pitiful creature into a true member of their society, Harak takes on the challenge. Forced to eke out a meager living selling flowers, Liza is desperate to improve her situation. When a chance meeting offers the opportunity to become something more than a menial worker, she doesn't hesitate—even though it means moving in with the arrogant, handsome alien.
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What a wonderful retelling of a wonderful classic movie. ♥️🤗💯
- By JML on 10-24-24
By: Honey Phillips
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Tribute to the Alien Warlord
- Warlords of Thyre, Book 1
- By: Bella Blair
- Narrated by: Jen Jayden, Ross Pendleton
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Many generations ago, humans fled Earth and sought refuge on the planet Thyre, a world ruled by formidable warlords. In exchange for protection and the right to inhabit Thyre's lands, each year our outposts pay tribute to the warlords. This year, we fall short on our tythes, and the village mayor decides to pay the missing taxes in the form of four women. I'm chosen to be part of the tribute given to Brogan, the Warlord of Grymburg. I don't know what awaits me, but I wasn't prepared for the warlord to take my breath away and claim me.
By: Bella Blair
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Getting It on with Gargoyles
- Haven Ever After, Book 1
- By: Hazel Mack
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Mia Barron
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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When my sister thrifts an aged map with iridescent lettering leading to a town called Ever, I roll my eyes. According to a quick internet search, the town doesn't exist. We only manage to find it with the help of a sexy gas station owner who offers to come for me if I call him. Swoon. I quickly learn that Shepherd isn't actually human; nobody in town is. News flash—he's a gargoyle—a dominant, possessive, crème brûlée-loving monster. That should terrify me, but something about him keeps me coming back.
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Holy hot tamales
- By Amber on 09-18-24
By: Hazel Mack
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A Few Cyborgs More
- Cyborgs on Mars, Book 4
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Lillian Claire
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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J-817 would never forgive himself for the terrible mistake he had made - a mistake which resulted not only in his conversion to a cyborg but caused the same fate for his young private. Determined to atone for his failings, he protects B-669 during the long hard years terraforming Mars and even agrees to try his hand at mining the new planet. Frantic to get away from Earth, Daisy seizes the opportunity to become part of the Martian mail order bride program, even though it means a dangerous new planet and an unknown husband.
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Double was never so dull
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-03-22
By: Honey Phillips
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Artek
- Seven Brides for Seven Alien Brothers, Book 1
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Gideon Frost
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
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Worn down by war and conflict, Commander Artek and his brothers - the soldiers under his command - have chosen to start a new life on a backwater planet. As hard work and peaceful surroundings start to heal old wounds, he realizes that something - or rather someone - is missing from his new life. None of the human females in the small town on the other side of the mountains appeal to him except for the shopkeeper’s daughter. She’s smart, sensible - and disturbingly attractive despite her shapeless clothes and brusque manner.
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Artek gets Lucky
- By Fina on 05-22-24
By: Honey Phillips
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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cozy and HOT 🔥
- By Mrs. Pendragons Pages on 08-08-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Nora's Kraken
- Monster Relations Bureau Series, Book 1
- By: Leigh Miller
- Narrated by: Lexi Maynard, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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When the Monster Relations Bureau tells me I've been identified as a kraken shifter's mate, my first instinct is to run. I learned the hard way what it means to be treated like someone's possession, and I'm not about to make the same mistake twice. Only, Elias is… different. Patient and careful with me, willing to wait as long as it takes for me to let him in. The more I learn to trust him, and the more he draws me under with the dark temptation of his touch, the more the defenses I've held onto for so long start to crumble.
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narrators were great
- By Maddy on 11-21-24
By: Leigh Miller
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- Ravens9308
- 12-26-24
Houston we have a problem!
We finally got our favorite mayor's story who we meet a couple times in previous books. I love minotaurs in stories so I was excited to see if his temper or bullish nature would come out. It did sometimes but not as much as I would have wanted. But I laughed and them calling him Houston. Such a dad joke but it totally worked haha.
Ginger has a hidden agenda when she comes back to Fairhaven and is our favorite recluse who finally comes out of her room at the B&B. I loved the hints we got in the previous books about how Houston wanted to know if she was ok, that she should know she could come to the festival, etc. haha he couldn't contain his happiness when she finally reunited with him after all these years. I will say their steam was very instant, unlike the other books where there was chemistry but they didn't pounce on each other right away haha. Maybe because they knew each other when they were kids, who knows. I think for me that is why I didn't give it 5 stars like the others because I didn't connect with them as much/their relationship wasn't as concrete for me as the others, that we saw blossom in the book/on audio. Not saying I didn't like it but this was definitely more instalust than the others.
I enjoyed the farm and his family, the way Flora had to work her and her friends magic to get things to happen and the reader was finally let in on things. Again the side characters 100% sold me on this series and that was no different in book 5! We get more of subplot here with weird things happening, things being tainted/altered. When the confrontation happens, I enjoyed a certain sheriff (or sheriff wannabe haha) and how things were handled. Also enjoyed the other characters coming in to help when needed. Steam was great between the 2 characters as well, narration helped bring everything to life for me. I went right into book 6 after we get a hint at the end of this book on who is next hehe. 4/5 stars from me!
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