
Mom...You Just Need to Get Laid
The Adventures of Dating After Divorce
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Laura Patinkin
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Kate Somerset
About this listen
Perfect for fans of Sex and the City, this hilarious true account of modern dating follows a two-year journey of newly single Kate Somerset in Manhattan. The book's 15 stories of men will charm, inspire, and amuse listeners to #DateLikeKate. You'll meet Anderson the Actor, Cain the Canine Lover, Nick the Neighbor, Cupido the Conductor, Braeden the Banker, and 10 others!
Encouraged by her teenage daughter to "get a real life" following a divorce, Kate catapults herself from a settled existence in Texas to the unknown world of New York City. Creating her own joyful playbook for dating, Kate goes online and in person to build a new life. Relatable to singles of all ages, the stories of Kate's real dating adventures will have you begging for more.
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- Catherine H. Neece
- 05-02-23
So real, funny, and uplifting!
while listening to the audio you can easily fall in step with Kate Somerset as she walks bravely in her new shoes being a divorcée in NYC, While the stories are humorous and poignant, the call to action and words of wisdom at the end are priceless. Take a moment to listen, to chuckle, and to indulge in the adventures!
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- Brett
- 06-17-22
Delightful Read
A truly entertaining read; both hilarious and real. As Kate Somerset explores the dating world after divorce, she describes so completely 15 different men. As their personalities come alive, so too does the connection she shares with each. The narration was spectacular. I usually prefer to read rather than listen to a book but the articulation was crisp and the characters had unique voices. I felt like the scene was unfolding in front of me. I so enjoyed the stories, and was left only wondering if Kate Somerset found true love and with whom. I definitely recommend the book and particularly the version narrated by Laura Patinkin.
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- Patrick Vissichelli
- 01-27-22
For any single, dating gal of a certain age!
A fun quick listen that doesn't require you follow each character, yet flows through her first year in NYC. Great narration. Now, where are all these single, eligible guys? Most guys I have heard about from friends are not at all like these men; Kate needs to share her tips on how to find the good ones.
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- m p tx
- 04-06-23
Engaging and Entertaining
Such a fun read enjoyed the approach that the writer took. Great idea to attach a song to each chapter. This book made me think and it made me laugh out loud! Well done Kate Somerset.
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- EJD Peterson
- 02-07-22
Engaging!
Kate is such a great storyteller and she keeps you engaged and wanting more as you join her on her dating adventures in NYC. I love her honesty, humor, thoughtfulness and emotion. I was sorry for the book to end... The narrator was exceptional and made the audio book even more fun to listen to! Did I say I loved the narrator?
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- AMP
- 11-08-21
Such a fun read (listen)!
The story telling is so good. Kate Somerset really has a knack for keeping your interest and attention. The stories are crazy, sad , strange & keep you wanting to hear more. Even though I’m married and have not experienced divorce, the stories are relatable because of how Kate explains her experiences. Check it out !
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- L. Carlson
- 08-25-24
Love the authors voice and expressions
Interesting to hear the ins and outs of dating life after divorce. Great experiences and fun light read.
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