
Musicarolina
A Tale of Monsters, Demons, Criminals, and Fabulous Musical Numbers!
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Theo Holland
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Three bank robbers are on the run following a rather unusual heist. They decide to seek shelter for the night in a tiny, seemingly harmless town. However, the following morning they awaken to discover that the town they chose is actually some form of disturbingly cheery utopia complete with sickly sweet citizens who have the rather odd habit of breaking into perfectly choreographed song and dance numbers.
When they try to leave, they discover that getting out of this bizarre little village may not be as easy as they thought. As night begins to fall and the far more sinister side of the town begins to emerge from the shadows, they begin to realize they may not be able to escape with their lives at all.
So, sing and dance along with our heroes! Impress your friends! Creep out your co-workers! Terrify strangers on the bus! As they try to fight their way past satanic show tune singers, shotgun-happy sheriffs, monsters, and more in Musicarolina, a tale of monsters, demons, criminals, and fabulous musical numbers!
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Didn't read the print version, but very much enjoyed the audio version.Who was your favorite character and why?
Kurt, the ever-faithful sidekick. He just couldn't escape his role.What does Theo Holland bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Theo Holland brings each character to life with a different voice and/or accent.Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
No extreme reaction, but I enjoyed it a lot.A Special Kind of Purgatory
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Very unique and creative!
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Creepy
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Extremely unique and entertaining
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Great Story Meets Great Narration
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The characters, the references, and my inability to compare this to any other book makes me want to share it with as many people as possible. If you're looking for a story that is an unexpected surprise, then this is the book you need.
Theo Holland did an excellent job reading Daniel's words.
An excellent story that follows no rules
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Much of the wonderful witty banter was buried in long winded monologues.
I would have given the book a four star even with this newbie mistake if the last three hours hadn't felt like a week long church sermon.
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Long winded
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good story but horrible reading
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