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Scott Brick
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Charlie Huston
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After exposing the secret source of blood for half of Manhattan's Vampyres, private eye Joe Pitt is definitely a dead man walking. For a year he's sloshed around the subway tunnels and sewers, tapping the veins of the lost, while above ground a Vampyre civil war threatens to drag the Clans into the sunlight once and for all. What's it gonna take to dig him up? Just the search for a missing girl who's carrying a baby that just might be the destiny of Vampyre-kind.
Not that Joe cares all that much about destiny and such. What he cares about is that his ex-girl Evie wants him to take the gig. What's the risk? Another turn playing pigeon in a shooting gallery. What's the reward? Maybe one shot of his own. What's he aiming for? Nothing much. Just all the evil at the heart of his world.
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My name's Quinn. If you buy into my reputation, I'm the most notorious demon hunter in New England. But rumors of my badassery have been slightly exaggerated. Instead of having kung-fu skills and a closet full of medieval weapons, I'm an ex-junkie with a talent for being in the wrong place at the right time. Or the right place at the wrong time. Or…whatever. Wanted for crimes against inhumanity I (mostly) didn't commit, I was nearly a midnight snack for a werewolf until I was "saved" by a vampire calling itself the Bride of Quiet.
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Great Narration, Subpar Book
- By Mel Thomas on 12-17-14
By: Kathleen Tierney
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Beneath the Skin
- The Sam Hunter Case Files
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam Hunter is a bit of an animal. He's a former Twin Cities cop who lost his badge because of excessive force. Abusive husbands, child molesters, and other lowlifes wound up looking like they'd been mauled by a dog...or a wolf. Now Sam's a low-rent PI in Philadelphia. He takes the kinds of cases no one wants. His clients are usually on the fringes of society. The kind who are prey for all manner of predators - human and otherwise.
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SO, CLICHE I ALMOST LAUGHED
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-10-17
By: Jonathan Maberry
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All Involved
- A Novel
- By: Ryan Gattis
- Narrated by: Anthony Rey Perez, Marisol Ramirez, Jim Cooper, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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A propulsive and ambitious novel as electrifying as The Wire, from a writer hailed as the West Coast's Richard Price—a mesmerizing epic of crime and opportunity, race, revenge, and loyalty, set in the chaotic streets of South Central LA in the wake of one of the most notorious and incendiary trials of the 1990s. At 3:15 p.m. on April 29, 1992, a jury acquitted three white Los Angeles Police Department officers charged with using excessive force to subdue a black man named Rodney King and failed to reach a verdict on the same charges involving a fourth officer. Less than two hours later, the city exploded in violence that lasted six days. In nearly 121 hours, fifty-three lives were lost. But there were even more deaths unaccounted for: violence that occurred outside of active rioting sites by those who used the chaos to viciously settle old scores.
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Best Multiple Narrative Since the Poisonwood Bible
- By Alan McCarron on 04-22-15
By: Ryan Gattis
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The Long Way Down
- Daniel Faust, Book 1
- By: Craig Schaefer
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Nobody knows the seedy underbelly of Las Vegas like Daniel Faust, a sorcerer for hire and ex-gangster who uses black magic and bullets to solve his clients' problems. When an old man comes seeking vengeance for his murdered granddaughter, what looks like a simple job quickly spirals out of control. Soon Daniel stands in the crossfire between a murderous porn director; a corrupt cop with a quick trigger finger; and his own former employer, a racket boss who isn't entirely human.
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Urban fantasy noir. Done right..
- By Cliff on 02-19-15
By: Craig Schaefer
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Zombies: More Recent Dead
- By: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
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The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
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A well blended mix
- By The Lone Mopper on 07-30-15
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Deadlocked 1
- By: A.R. Wise
- Narrated by: Brian Sutherland
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
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David was caught in the middle of the city when the zombie outbreak started. His wife and daughters were at home, stranded on the roof as zombies waited below. He would have to fight through hordes of undead, merciless other survivors, and a series of death defying stunts to get home. However, even if he makes it there, how can he be sure they're safe? Deadlocked puts you into David's head as he struggles to get home. Then a final confrontation occurs that could guarantee his family's survival, but at what cost?
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Looks like a great series to follow
- By Tilo on 07-06-14
By: A.R. Wise
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Hunger Makes the Wolf
- By: Alex Wells
- Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins
- Length: 12 hrs and 34 mins
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The strange planet known as Tanegawa's World is owned by TransRifts Inc, the company with the absolute monopoly on interstellar travel. Hob landed there 10 years ago, a penniless orphan left behind by a rift ship. She was taken in by Nick Ravani and quickly became a member of his mercenary biker troop, the Ghost Wolves. Ten years later, she discovers that the body of Nick's brother out in the dunes. Worse, his daughter is missing, taken by shady beings called the Weathermen.
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Sci-Fan-Western
- By Shawn on 03-22-18
By: Alex Wells
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Nightwise
- By: R. S. Belcher
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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In the more shadowy corners of the world, frequented by angels and demons and everything in between, Laytham Ballard is a legend. It's said he raised the dead at the age of 10, stole the Philosopher's Stone in Vegas back in 1999, and survived the bloodsucking kiss of the Mosquito Queen. Wise in the hidden ways of the night, he's also a cynical bastard who stopped thinking of himself as the good guy a long time ago.
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Forget Any Negative Reviews and Listen Now
- By G.A. Pauper on 10-05-15
By: R. S. Belcher
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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Passenger
- By: Andrew Smith
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Best friends Jack and Conner can’t stay away from Marbury. It’s partly because of their obsession with this alternate world and the unresolved war that still wages there. But it’s also because forces in Marbury - including the darkest of the dark, who were not revealed in The Marbury Lens - are beckoning the boys back in order to save their friends… and themselves.
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plot twist at the end of the book 🤤🤤
- By melanie on 11-10-17
By: Andrew Smith
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- Larry
- 02-01-16
The BEST audiobook I have!
My All-Time Favorite audiobook .
Take "Marv" from Sin City and make him a vampire in a pulp-noir NYC setting. How can you go wrong?
The writing style of the author takes a little getting used to initially, but soon you will think it is absolutely perfect and couldn't imagine it being otherwise. Specifically, the author doesn't use quotation marks and doesn't go out of his way to use "he said/she said"; you sorta gotta figure it out. But, like I said, it becomes PERFECT.
I loved this book so much that, after reading it twice, I went and joined Audible so I could get the whole series (5 books) as audiobooks. And, even though I am a cheap S.O.B., it was the best decision I have ever made (other than marrying my wife). Scott Brick is the reader of the audiobooks and is absolutely perfect. I could rave on and on about how good the audiobooks are but I hope you get the point.
The books are fantastic, over-the-top pulp noir detective stories so don't be put off by the "vampire" moniker. I promise you won't regret it. Joe Pitt, the anti-hero, is IMHO the best character ever written. I mean that. If you can think of one better, holler. Dexter may be a distant second but I can't think of anyone else even close...
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- R. Scharnagl
- 01-08-24
Not your usual vampire love story...
Love the gritty and encompassing twist on the vampire mythos! The complexity and overlay of storyline never leads you astray. Reader IS Joe Pitt!
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- Joe Kitt
- 02-08-10
Great....
Great Characters. Great Story Line. Great Book. 'Nuff Said.
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- James
- 11-08-09
CAUTION! - PLEASE READ BEFORE LISTENING
THIS IS *NOT BOOK 3 IN THE SERIES!!!
I think the first review nails it, it's the same high quality in and of itself, BUT messes up the flow
At first I thought the author was going for a different "backstory" approach and was waiting for it to fill in and listened to enough to say
1) it's consistent with the other books in terms of quality
both by Huston and by the reader Brick
2) You'll get overall plot arc spoilers which is a drag
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- Union Electrician
- 11-27-09
More Pitt Please!
Ever since I downloaded Already Dead and No Dominion I have been looking for more of this series on audible. When I saw "My Dead Body" I did an instant download. I was sad that audible did not includes Huston's other 2 books in the series on audio but like the other reviewers say the way this author writes he fills in where a reader might be confused.
Hopefully more people will ask for the rest of the series. I love the Twilight books (I know, I know all the boys reading this are going "EW!") but I also love the classic horror vampire of Necroscope, Vampire$, 'Salem's Lot, and The Strain. This series has what Butcher's Harry Dresden series has, good horror/fantasy with an ass-kicking but everyday guy kind of hero.
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- crazybatcow
- 12-29-20
The break did me good...
I had this book for several years but, because I disliked book 4 so much, I didn't plan to read this one. But then I decided I wanted to clear up my to-read list a bit, so ... I dug it out. It was actually not too bad. Not as preachy as the last couple ended up being and kinda wrapped up the series. Glad I finished it. Glad I finished the series. Don't read this book if you haven't read the rest in the series, though, it won't really mean very much - the point of this book is just to close out all the other story characters that lingered from the previous books.
Overall, I guess I enjoyed it. Scott Brick was his usual self - thoroughly over-dramatized, but good narration. There is some violence, probably some swearing, no sex.
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- M. J. Laskin
- 03-01-15
Engaging Tale
Excellent performance by Scott Brick enhances a good follow on story. Will look for more Charlie Huston in the future.
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- MrWisconsin
- 12-28-23
Joe Pitt series
Amazing narration by Scott Brick and a powerful story by Charlie Huston. A unique twist on the vampire story
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- Christopher
- 01-09-14
Black guy beef.
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I've listened to all of the book & I've enjoyed each one and especially the last book. The only thing I would say that I don't care for is the speaking parts of the "Black" characters. I've been Black for about 43 years & I have yet to encounter any other Black folks that speak like the Black portrayed in the books...EVER. I'd gladly recommend the books to others most certainly, but as I was listening I just kept saying to myself that there was no way possible that ANY Black, African American or persons closely associated with those mentioned people were consulted about the speech patterns used in the stories.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Joe would be at the top of my favorite character list followed by Esperanza, Hurley, Chubby Freeze (love the name) and Mrs. Vandewater.
Which character – as performed by Scott Brick – was your favorite?
Dexter Predo.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
A hard days night.
Any additional comments?
Other than the deplorable accents of the Black people the books were great.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-13-16
awsome
Almost Shakespearian in the ending to a fabulous series.
well, Joe gets what he deserves!
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