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My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 3
- A Fantasy Light Novel
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
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Avast! There be more than monsters in these waters.
Jon, Lilly, and the crew find themselves trapped in the elven realm of Aquris. Unable to reach the portal that would take them back to Urth, they must sail into dangerous waters and think of a way to get back to Jon's realm in one piece.
Can the crew of the Dark Heart survive a sinister plot, monsters, and a mysterious power none have seen in eons? Will their honor and values be strong enough to return home and fight the iron grip of the empire? Will Lilly keep her crew together as they face insurmountable odds? Will Jon discover another piece of his destiny and get his boxers back?
My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves! contains humor, outlandish adventure, sea battles, some cursing, crab soup, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a scantily clad elven scholar, and there might be a behemoth somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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Zeke is a bad guy. He didn’t choose to be. It’s just who he is. It’s who he has to be to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where trust is as scarce as water. He's got nobody. No family. No friends. And he left behind the woman he loved for her own good. But it's time to change. After a brush with death far out in the wasteland, he decides he's done risking his life to help his greedy bosses control who gets to drink water and when. Now, he's stranded in a bar in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by the perfect kind of ruffians who can help him go back and make things right.
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Meh story, great narrator.
- By ILikePizza on 04-30-20
By: Tom Abrahams
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Rune of the Apprentice
- By: Jamison Stone
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 18 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where magic, technology, and nature have merged, the few who can control Runes hold dominance over all of creation. All believe that Aleksi, a 16-year-old orphan, was blessed to be born with a Rune embedded in his palm, but that's only because they don't know the truth - Aleksi's Rune is so powerful it's killing him.
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had a lot of potential
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-22-17
By: Jamison Stone
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Of Beast and Beauty
- Daughters of Eville, Book 1
- By: Chanda Hahn
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone dreams of marrying a prince - except for me. I am nothing more than a pawn in my adoptive mother's diabolical plot against the seven kingdoms. I was the chosen tool, her sharpened blade that would cut the deepest into the heart of the kingdom of Baist. But like all deadly weapons, my wedding is two-edged sword that could cost me my soul. For I am Rosalie, one of the adopted daughters of Lady Eville, and it is my duty to enter into a loveless and hate-filled marriage with the narcissistic Crown Prince of Baist.
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OF BEAST AND BEAUTY
- By 🐺 SCARLET PIMPERNEL 🐺 on 11-08-19
By: Chanda Hahn
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Genesis
- Legends Online, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Yanez, Ross Buzzell
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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Unbeknownst to him, Ray is about to partake on an adventure filled with magical beasts, warring factions, and a leveling-up system out of this world. He'll encounter filthy bandits, musty crypts, and friendly werewolves. Oh, you heard us right. If only he wasn't given negative charisma points around women, he might have a chance, but you can't win them all.
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The cringe is strong in this one
- By Angela on 02-07-21
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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The Last Namsara
- By: Kristen Ciccarelli
- Narrated by: Pearl Mackie
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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In the beginning there was the Namsara: the child of sky and spirit who carried love and laughter wherever he went. But where there is light, there must be darkness - and so there was also the Iskari. The child of blood and moonlight. The destroyer. The death bringer. These are the legends that Asha, daughter of the king of Firgaard, has grown up learning in hushed whispers, drawn to the forbidden figures of the past. But it isn't until she becomes the fiercest, most feared dragon slayer in the land that she takes on the role of the next Iskari.
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Amazing book
- By Bladedragon on 10-20-17
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Child of the Flames
- A Sword and Sorcery Saga
- By: D.W. Hawkins
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
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The Red Swords came with the sunrise and took everything Shawna Llewan held dear. Her family massacred, her home destroyed, she escapes with nothing but her mother’s heirloom and the desire for vengeance. When she’s found by Dormael, a Warlock of the Conclave, she learns that her mother’s keepsake - the very reason her family was killed - holds the power to unleash boundless destruction.
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Great start!
- By Gordon on 08-18-19
By: D.W. Hawkins
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Unfettered
- Tales By Masters of Fantasy
- By: Terry Brooks, Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and others
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Marc Vietor, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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Flight to Eden
- Cradleland Chronicles #1
- By: Douglas Hirt
- Narrated by: Michael Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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A dark power is at work, intent on gaining complete control of the CradleLand, the birthplace of the still-young world. All that stands in the Power's way is one troublesome line of humans: descendants of Seth. They are of the only remaining clan clinging to an all-but-dead faith. And yet it's from that faith that a prophecy threatens all plans of world dominion.
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Great story, buy the book instead.
- By Joshua on 07-23-11
By: Douglas Hirt
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Time's Children
- By: D.B. Jackson
- Narrated by: Helen Keeley
- Length: 16 hrs and 26 mins
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Fifteen-year-old Tobias Doljan, a Walker trained to travel through time, is called to serve at the court of Daerjen. The sovereign, Mearlan IV, wants him to Walk back 14 years to prevent a devastating war that will destroy all of Islevale. Even though the journey will double Tobias' age, he agrees. But when he arrives, he discovers that Mearlan has already been assassinated, and his court, destroyed. The only survivor is the infant princess. Still a boy inside his newly adult body, Tobias must find a way to protect the princess from assassins and build himself a future...in the past.
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Love this!
- By Julie K. on 09-03-20
By: D.B. Jackson
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Altar of Influence: The Orsarian War
- A Prelude to the Dying Lands Chronicle
- By: Jacob Cooper
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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Sacrifice. The single act capable of bringing both death and life simultaneously. Thannuel Kerr is handsome, young, and brash, fumbling through childhood toward his inevitable inheritance: the next Lord of the Western Province. He struggles to accept his arranged marriage and to grow into the man he must become. The journey toward that end, however, is fraught with more peril than he could possibly imagine.
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A Compelling Read!
- By Voracious Reader on 10-17-16
By: Jacob Cooper
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Dragon Emperor
- Human to Dragon to God
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Evan was just an average guy working as an EMT, but when he puts on an ancient dragon mask, he’s teleported to the magical world of Inati as a powerful black dragon. Now, he’ll have to save a beautiful priestess, rebuild a broken city, and fight a horde of zombie-like monsters led by an ancient demonic evil. If he wins, then the opportunity to build his powers, treasure horde, and empire will await him. If he loses, then his new friends will all suffer fates worse than death.
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Fastest Reader Ever
- By Lucas on 11-06-19
By: Eric Vall
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The Bright and Breaking Sea
- Kit Brightling Series, Book 1
- By: Chloe Neill
- Narrated by: Danielle Cohen
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Kit Brightling, rescued as a foundling and raised in a home for talented girls, has worked hard to rise through the ranks of the Isles' Crown Command and become one of the few female captains in Queen Charlotte's fleet. Her ship is small, but she's fast - in part because of Kit's magical affinity to the sea. But the waters become perilous when the queen sends Kit on a special mission with a partner she never asked for. Rian Grant, Viscount Queenscliffe, may be a veteran of the Continental war, but Kit doesn't know him or his motives....
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It's really good, but not quite great
- By Mariya Joldzic on 11-29-20
By: Chloe Neill
What listeners say about My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 3
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- Burnt Taco Meat
- 03-27-21
Good but...
Good book great series but I have to be honest I have completely turned off the last few chapters because the MC, is a personal hate for me when MCs are powerful but are limited by something or some ideal. In this case Jon has the potential to be a God among men but limits himself because "killing us bad" and "everyone deserves a chance" which is beyond stupid for many reasons. Why believe something like that when he literally is the way he is because of his "tragic" childhood encounter you the guy who tried to kill him as a child and got a second chance just to try to kill him again when he was released from prison. Or the elves that are constantly coming through the portal and attacking him in his own house. It's stupid right? Having this ideal and honor but constantly talking about not wanting to do or be anything your parents/family is or about. Talking about giving other people chances when every single person that gotten that chance just tried to kill you again.
I don't know man as I said before great series I will continue but I hate Jon. The way hes wrote is so contradictory to the back story and personality you gave him. I hope he changes some way and this story doesn't end with true love and luck beating everything.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-26-20
ok still going good
I was pleased to see the third book still continued with a good story. there was more character development and the same goal is on track. still holes about the mc s power but all together I was entertained. yes it is a little short but It didnt end in a huge cliffhanger, thanks. bring on number 4
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- Anonymous
- 12-29-20
short but sweet
book three doesn't disappoint. Lily and the crew are back this time on the other side of the portal. I absolutely loved this novel even though it was a bit short, Sierra Klein does a fucking amazing job narrating some extremely sexy scenes. I'm going to be having dreams about John seen with the blind cleric for months to come.
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- James Mitchell Stephens
- 01-02-21
Great book
Lots happens in this book! I feel like I really got the opportunity to learn more about all of the characters. Great book with awesome narration!
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- Ryan
- 07-22-21
Forshadowing?
A lot of action packed into just under 6 hours. Usually i don't listen to books this short but it was amazing, So many important things happen in this book, yet it wasn't just shoved down our throats. I hope there isn't some foreshadowing in what some of the characters said in the end. Another Masterful Job, I am downloading book 4 now.
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-28-21
part 3 done well
if you madevit past 1 and 2 three is just as good same story style and voice acting is as good
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- Chris Adler
- 12-29-20
Sexy Female Pirate Elves! Oh yeah....
Book 3 in the series and the sexy adventures continue to get better. A growing Harem of sexy pirate elves, parallel worlds, and the threat of an evil empire all make for one crazy good time! 5 Stars
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