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Erik Johnson
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Dylan Fairchild
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From The Indie View: “A brilliant and unique novel…in terms of sheer storytelling mastery, it's one of the best books we've seen in awhile. We give My Name Is Nelson five-plus stars and look forward to an equally well-written sequel...it's a tremendously entertaining storyline with rich characterization and cinematic action scenes. It's safe to say the author's crafted a potential bestseller - and, possibly, a hit movie." (Don Sloan)
President Andrew MacIntyre was having a pretty good first year in the Oval Office. Suddenly, during what should have been a peaceful Christmas season, he's facing one of the worst national security crises in American history. And, it's being masterminded out of a sleazy New Mexico strip joint? What the hell?
Is this a political thriller? Is it science fiction? A zany comedy? Perhaps it's a love story. Whatever it is, it's a riveting listen with a little sex appeal and a lot of laughter. It's little wonder White House National Security Advisor Chet Addington* said this was, "Pretty much the best novel ever."**
* Absolutely, positively, not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
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FUNNY AS HELL, GREAT WRITING!!
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Just Plain Fun!
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This was an interesting listen. The narration is brilliantly done and that is ultimately what kept me listening throughout. The story was good, if a bit politically slanted. That being said, it wasn't so much that it became tiresome. Apart from that, it is actually pretty funny at times and has a good plot. I don't know if I'd call it the best book ever, but it is pretty good.
Not sure it's the BEST but it is pretty good
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Firstly, I think this is possibly the best opening for a boo that I have read in a while – a hungover American President sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office? Genius!
The book is really very engaging – I felt a part of the story right away and feel that both the writing and the narrator worked hard to achieve this.
The characters are wonderful – well written, well acted and instantly likeable, even the ones that you later find out are ‘the baddies’. Nelson in particular is a wonderfully written character and must have been a tricky one to get right, but Fairchild did!
I hate spoiling things on this blog and have resulted made a promise never to do so and because of that, there is a lot of the plot that I can’t tell you about but let em assure you, it’s worth a few hours of your time to have a listen!
Comedic Thriller, US politics, genius antics, weapons of mass destruction, exotic dancers, silliness and a .. well.. harrowing ending all adds up to being a bloomin’ good book and I recommend you having a listen as Erik’s performance really is GREAT!
Great Audiobook!
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Author Dylan Fairchild gives you an amazing read My Name Is Nelson is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, with an amusing story bringing his own brand of justice to the world’s elite. Narrator Eric Johnson performed perfectly, he made the story come to life both the writing and the narrator worked hard together to have such a successful audible. My Name Is Nelson has so many great moments throughout the book humor, politics, crazy antics and on top of that it was a thriller. Erik Johnson is absolutely spot-on, accents, even singing, creating the illusion of having several different people.
Humor, Politics and Crazy Antics
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I highly recomend this audiobook to anyone who has a sense of humour.
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Funny * entertaining
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hilarious sophisticated andwonderful
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This is, at the same time, a hilarious and endearing story. On one hand, we have Nelson, a brilliant scientist but so dysfunctional that he isn't able to have a normal conversation. He's one of those remarkable characters like Forrest Gump, that will make himself a place in our heart. He has great scientific knowledge, but has a very simplistic view about life: the good and the bad people, black or white. I enjoyed the characters in the book, and also how the story switches between different point of view. There's a little twist tying some parts of the story that I quite enjoyed.
I wonder why the author says this is a thriller, when it doesn't feel like it. I would place it between humor, drama, and fiction. Someone may say that it could also be catalogued under science-fiction, but I wouldn't dare to say so, since the science in the book was really far fetched, and it's not even a central aspect in the book.
The story was very good, but I am unable to give it five starts, because it didn't completely click with me. I think it was because I found very hard to connect to Nelson, and even though we get some background story, there is still something missing to make him human. I also found his talk very repetitive, and I know that it was intentional, but I would have liked that his quirkiness would have been shown in a more sophisticated way.
Erick Johnson delivered an excellent narration, switching voices and styles in an amazing way, creating the illusion of having several different people. He also inflected the exact dose of humor to his speech at the right moments, providing a colorful narration, and adding real value to the audiobook.
All in all it was a very enjoyable listen, and I would like to know what other adventures Dylan Fairchild has in store for us.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
Hilarious and endearing.
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I also loved the narration by Johnson. He did an excellent job with comedic timing. The audio definitely added to the story as I felt transported by hearing Nelson and his antics. The production seems to be awesome as well! I give it a 5/5 stars.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
Just Hilarious!
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