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Erik Johnson
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Dylan Fairchild
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From The Indie View: “A brilliant and unique novel…in terms of sheer storytelling mastery, it's one of the best books we've seen in awhile. We give My Name Is Nelson five-plus stars and look forward to an equally well-written sequel...it's a tremendously entertaining storyline with rich characterization and cinematic action scenes. It's safe to say the author's crafted a potential bestseller - and, possibly, a hit movie." (Don Sloan)
President Andrew MacIntyre was having a pretty good first year in the Oval Office. Suddenly, during what should have been a peaceful Christmas season, he's facing one of the worst national security crises in American history. And, it's being masterminded out of a sleazy New Mexico strip joint? What the hell?
Is this a political thriller? Is it science fiction? A zany comedy? Perhaps it's a love story. Whatever it is, it's a riveting listen with a little sex appeal and a lot of laughter. It's little wonder White House National Security Advisor Chet Addington* said this was, "Pretty much the best novel ever."**
* Absolutely, positively, not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
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Cram 10 hormonal teens into a spaceship and blast off: that's the premise for the ill-conceived reality show Waste of Space. The kids who are cast know everything about drama - and nothing about the fact that the production is fake. Hidden in a desert warehouse, their spaceship replica is equipped with state-of-the-art special effects dreamed up by the scientists partnering with the shady cable network airing the show.
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- By Diane S. on 07-28-17
By: Gina Damico
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The Fourth Awakening
- By: Rod Pennington, Jeffery A. Martin
- Narrated by: C. J. Crit
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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Penelope Drayton Spence made a choice years earlier, and picked marriage and family over a promising career as an investigative reporter. Now, divorced and with her children spread around the country, she is having second thoughts. A mysterious call from the Managing Editor of the Washington Post, offers her a second chance at big time journalism. He has a story so sensitive that the President of the United States personally asked the Post to leave it alone.
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Narration will keep you awake..
- By Matthew on 02-11-13
By: Rod Pennington, and others
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Watergate
- A Novel
- By: Thomas Mallon
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 15 hrs and 54 mins
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For all the monumental documentation that Watergate generated - uncountable volumes of committee records, court transcripts, and memoirs - it falls at last to a novelist to perform the work of inference (and invention) that allows us to solve some of the scandal’s greatest mysteries - who did erase those eighteen-and-a-half minutes of tape? - and to see this gaudy American catastrophe in its human entirety. In Watergate, Thomas Mallon conveys the drama and high comedy of the Nixon presidency through the urgent perspectives of seven characters we only thought we knew.
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A great listen
- By Tad Davis on 03-29-12
By: Thomas Mallon
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Left Behind
- A Novel of the Earth's Last Days
- By: Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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What would happen if millions of people around the world suddenly disappeared one day? In this fascinating apocalyptic thriller, best-selling Christian inspirational authors LaHaye and Jenkins pool their considerable talents to answer that question. Narrator Richard Ferrone's unusually deep and hypnotic voice will keep you right in the middle of this not-unimaginable end of the world nightmare.
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Great series!
- By Shannon L Hendon on 08-03-04
By: Tim LaHaye, and others
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Hunter
- A Thriller
- By: Robert Bidinotto
- Narrated by: Conor Hall
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
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From its first moments, Hunter takes you on a nonstop thrill ride: from the top floor of the CIA, to the marbled corridors of Capitol Hill...from the posh hotels of downtown Washington, to the city's mean, violent streets. It introduces a colorful new hero for our time - and a dazzling heroine every bit his equal. A spy mystery...a crime thriller...a passionate romance: Hunter is a genre-bending novel unlike any you've read. Deviously plotted, filled with vivid characters, and propelled at a breakneck pace.
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Best Vigilante Story since Without Remorse
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 04-16-16
By: Robert Bidinotto
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Process of Elimination
- A Thriller
- By: Arthur T. Bradley
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
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A powerful international organization wants to tip the balance of global power by infiltrating the White House. At the direction of its mastermind, alias Pecos Bill, presidential candidates have become unwitting targets of a world-class sharpshooter. A martial arts expert, a greedy corporate attorney, and a self-proclaimed conspiracy theorist form a shaky alliance initially intent on solving a missing persons case, only to get caught up in a bigger political plot in which they must uncover the assassin’s identity....
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unlistenable
- By itinerant on 11-28-17
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The Unsung Hero
- Troubleshooters, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Brockmann
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor, Melanie Ewbank
- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
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After a near-fatal head injury, Navy SEAL lieutenant Tom Paoletti catches a glimpse of an international terrorist in his New England hometown. When he calls for help, the Navy dismisses the sighting as injury-induced imaginings. In a last-ditch effort to prevent disaster, Tom creates his own makeshift counterterrorism team, assembling his most loyal officers, two elderly war veterans, a couple of misfit teenagers, and Dr. Kelly Ashton.
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New narration breathes life into this for me
- By Kindle Customer (VH) on 06-21-16
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This Could Hurt
- A Novel
- By: Jillian Medoff
- Narrated by: Andrea Gallo, Nick Podehl, Saskia Maarleveld, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
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Rosa Guerrero beat the odds as she rose to the top of the corporate world. An attractive woman of a certain age, the longtime chief of human resources at Ellery Consumer Research is still a formidable presence, even if her most vital days are behind her. A leader who wields power with grace and discretion, she has earned the devotion and loyalty of her staff. No one admires Rosa more than her doting lieutenant Leo Smalls, a benefits vice president whose whole world is Ellery.
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Awesome!
- By Donna D. Lewis on 02-05-18
By: Jillian Medoff
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In the Country We Love
- My Family Divided
- By: Diane Guerrero, Michelle Burford
- Narrated by: Diane Guerrero
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Diane Guerrero, the television actress from the megahit Orange Is the New Black and Jane the Virgin, was just 14 years old on the day her parents were detained and deported while she was at school. Born in the US, Guerrero was able to remain in the country and continue her education, depending on the kindness of family friends who took her in and helped her build a life and a successful acting career for herself, without the support system of her family.
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Moves very slowly
- By Laura S. on 07-23-16
By: Diane Guerrero, and others
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Size 12 Is Not Fat
- A Heather Wells Mystery
- By: Meg Cabot
- Narrated by: Sandy Rustin
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Heather Wells rocks! Or, at least, she did. That was before she left the pop-idol life behind after she gained a dress size or two - and lost a boyfriend, a recording contract, and her life savings (when Mom took the money and ran off to Argentina). Now that the glamour and glory days of endless mall appearances are in the past, Heather's perfectly happy with her new size 12 shape (the average for the American woman!) and her new job as an assistant dorm director at one of New York's top colleges.
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If you are over 30, pass this by.
- By Laura on 05-20-18
By: Meg Cabot
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Baltimore Blues
- Tess Monaghan, Book 1
- By: Laura Lippman
- Narrated by: Deborah Hazlett
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Unemployed at 29, Tess Monaghan is willing to take any freelance job to pay the rent—including a bit of unorthodox snooping for her rowing buddy, Darryl "Rock" Paxton. In a city where someone is murdered almost every day, attorney Michael Abramowitz's death should be just another statistic. But the slain lawyer's notoriety—and his noontime trysts with Rock's fiancée—make the case front page news...and point to Rock as the likely murderer. But trying to prove her friend's innocence could prove costly to Tess.
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I'm on #8 - This series is almost unique
- By connie on 02-19-12
By: Laura Lippman
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Queen Bee of Mimosa Branch
- By: Haywood Smith
- Narrated by: Anne Gartlan
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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Southern housewife Linwood Breedlove Scott was happily content in her comfortable 30-year marriage, but when her husband cleans out their bank accounts and runs off with a stripper, her life takes a hilarious, yet touching, right turn into reality. With no place to go but home, she's forced back to her eccentric family she escaped by marrying at 19. But despite her newly dependent situation, Lin begins to stand on her own two feet and wake up to the joys - and perils - of life as a single woman.
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Haywood Smith is royal with this book!
- By Dave on 12-09-12
By: Haywood Smith
What listeners say about My Name Is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever
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- Victoria Haugen
- 08-05-18
FUNNY AS HELL, GREAT WRITING!!
This was something that took me by surprise, I loved it!! I love this kind of humor, and I thought, as did a lot of other reviewers, that this is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, great narration, really make this into something special. A thrill ride that takes no prisoners. It's not what I expected, but definitely pleasantly surprised. Very compelling work, and I'd definitely like to read/listen to more from this author, and narrator as well. There's definite talent here, and I'd recommend it, great stuff :)
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- Writer's Reader
- 07-11-18
Just Plain Fun!
Story is highly amusing and the narrator's performance is exceptional. This contemporary tale about a brilliant megalomaniac bent on bringing his own brand of justice to the world's elite is exceptionally entertaining and made me smirk throughout. I actually read this novel deciding to listen to the audiobook as well. Not often do I find a narrator that tells the story better than my own inner voice, but Erik Johnson is absolutely spot-on. The inflections, accents, even singing, make for pretty much the best audiobook ever.
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- Ro
- 08-01-22
Sooo fun!!
I loved this book. Well written. Extraordinarily read. Absolutely delightful. I haven’t checked yet but I do so hope there is more.
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- TU
- 09-13-18
Not sure it's the BEST but it is pretty good
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
This was an interesting listen. The narration is brilliantly done and that is ultimately what kept me listening throughout. The story was good, if a bit politically slanted. That being said, it wasn't so much that it became tiresome. Apart from that, it is actually pretty funny at times and has a good plot. I don't know if I'd call it the best book ever, but it is pretty good.
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- Emma
- 08-02-18
Great Audiobook!
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
Firstly, I think this is possibly the best opening for a boo that I have read in a while – a hungover American President sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office? Genius!
The book is really very engaging – I felt a part of the story right away and feel that both the writing and the narrator worked hard to achieve this.
The characters are wonderful – well written, well acted and instantly likeable, even the ones that you later find out are ‘the baddies’. Nelson in particular is a wonderfully written character and must have been a tricky one to get right, but Fairchild did!
I hate spoiling things on this blog and have resulted made a promise never to do so and because of that, there is a lot of the plot that I can’t tell you about but let em assure you, it’s worth a few hours of your time to have a listen!
Comedic Thriller, US politics, genius antics, weapons of mass destruction, exotic dancers, silliness and a .. well.. harrowing ending all adds up to being a bloomin’ good book and I recommend you having a listen as Erik’s performance really is GREAT!
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- Writers and Authors
- 08-10-18
Humor, Politics and Crazy Antics
This book was many first for me, first time listening to this narrator, first time reading/hearing the author and my first Comedic Political Thriller. A favorite moment in the book a hungover American President in the Oval Office, LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! My Name Is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever is really the best novel ever, I loved every minute of it.
Author Dylan Fairchild gives you an amazing read My Name Is Nelson is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, with an amusing story bringing his own brand of justice to the world’s elite. Narrator Eric Johnson performed perfectly, he made the story come to life both the writing and the narrator worked hard together to have such a successful audible. My Name Is Nelson has so many great moments throughout the book humor, politics, crazy antics and on top of that it was a thriller. Erik Johnson is absolutely spot-on, accents, even singing, creating the illusion of having several different people.
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- Lomeraniel
- 08-05-18
Hilarious and endearing.
Nelson Troutman han one of the most brilliant minds in the scientific community, but he is also quite damaged due to an episode in his life where he was heavily bullied. In his mature years he is in charge of an important investigation, but one day he totally flips out and seeks refuge in a strip club, and from there he will try to make the world right again without caring about the casualties left behind.
This is, at the same time, a hilarious and endearing story. On one hand, we have Nelson, a brilliant scientist but so dysfunctional that he isn't able to have a normal conversation. He's one of those remarkable characters like Forrest Gump, that will make himself a place in our heart. He has great scientific knowledge, but has a very simplistic view about life: the good and the bad people, black or white. I enjoyed the characters in the book, and also how the story switches between different point of view. There's a little twist tying some parts of the story that I quite enjoyed.
I wonder why the author says this is a thriller, when it doesn't feel like it. I would place it between humor, drama, and fiction. Someone may say that it could also be catalogued under science-fiction, but I wouldn't dare to say so, since the science in the book was really far fetched, and it's not even a central aspect in the book.
The story was very good, but I am unable to give it five starts, because it didn't completely click with me. I think it was because I found very hard to connect to Nelson, and even though we get some background story, there is still something missing to make him human. I also found his talk very repetitive, and I know that it was intentional, but I would have liked that his quirkiness would have been shown in a more sophisticated way.
Erick Johnson delivered an excellent narration, switching voices and styles in an amazing way, creating the illusion of having several different people. He also inflected the exact dose of humor to his speech at the right moments, providing a colorful narration, and adding real value to the audiobook.
All in all it was a very enjoyable listen, and I would like to know what other adventures Dylan Fairchild has in store for us.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
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- Rayc
- 07-20-18
Funny * entertaining
My Name Is Nelson: not PC, humorous & entertaining from start to finish. I understand this is a debut novel and if so this author has a great future.
I highly recomend this audiobook to anyone who has a sense of humour.
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- Rebecca Azizov
- 07-17-18
hilarious sophisticated andwonderful
a lovely and sophisticated to book a very nice and fun book to listen to I enjoyed it very much the book was nice and very well written and very well thought I loved every single second of it
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- BookAddict'sReviews
- 08-06-18
Just Hilarious!
A really fun debut novel by Fairchild! I highly recommend if you just want absurd situations with weird characters that make you laugh out loud. The plot flows very well and I felt instantly sucked into the novel! I give the story a 5/5 for making me laugh so much :)
I also loved the narration by Johnson. He did an excellent job with comedic timing. The audio definitely added to the story as I felt transported by hearing Nelson and his antics. The production seems to be awesome as well! I give it a 5/5 stars.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
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