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"I want a dog!"
Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog, but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for.
You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog! It's my house! I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little bastard for God knows how many years?
If you want a dog of your own, listen to this audiobook. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have listened to the audiobook, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you.
Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie.... Hear about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery....
From Matt Shaw, author of Wasting Stamps, Plentyoffreaks, and I'm Fine.
©2015 Matt Shaw Publicationa (P)2021 Matt Shaw PublicationsListeners also enjoyed...
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My favorite book this year
- By Jennifer Nelson on 08-16-18
By: Caz Frear
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A Street Cat Named Bob
- And How He Saved My Life
- By: James Bowen
- Narrated by: Kristopher Milnes
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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When street musician James Bowen found an injured cat curled up in the hallway of his apartment building, he had no idea how much his life was about to change. James was living hand to mouth on the streets of London, barely making enough money to feed himself - the last thing he needed was a pet. Yet, James couldn't resist helping the strikingly intelligent, but very sick animal, whom he named Bob. He slowly nursed Bob back to health and then sent the cat on his way, never imagining that he would see him again. But Bob had other ideas.
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Three Cheers for Bob and James!
- By Gillian on 01-27-14
By: James Bowen
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Just My Luck
- By: Andrea Bramhall
- Narrated by: Rachael Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Genna Collins works a dead end job, loves her family, her girlfriend, and her friends. When she wins the biggest Euromillions jackpot on record everything changes . . . and not always for the best. When Abi Kitson fell in love she always knew it would go unrequited. The woman of her dreams was so close yet seemingly untouchable for so many reasons. Reasons like—they are best friends, or the big age gap, or the 'other' woman, nevermind Abi's own baggage.
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Good
- By Wendy Davidson on 10-25-24
By: Andrea Bramhall
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In Search of Cleo
- How I Found My Pussy and Lost My Mind
- By: Gina Gershon
- Narrated by: Gina Gershon
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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In Search of Cleo follows Gina’s desperation and despair when her assistant loses her beloved cat, Cleo. Gina spends two months roaming the back streets of Los Angeles at all hours of the night, searching for Cleo and meeting several quirky and outrageous characters who help or hinder her in different ways, including Ellen DeGeneres, who searches with Gina and recommends her pet psychic, Sonia; Arthur, the newspaper delivery man who gives her advice; and the mysterious fortune-teller....
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Loved it!!!
- By Kathryn Prusick Gould on 03-15-16
By: Gina Gershon
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I'll Get There. It Better Be Worth the Trip.
- By: John Donovan
- Narrated by: Michael Urie, Stacey Donovan, Brent Hartinger, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
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When the grandmother who raised him dies, Davy Ross, a lonely 13-year-old boy, must move to Manhattan to live with his estranged mother. Between alcohol-infused lectures about her self-sacrifice and awkward visits with his distant father, Davy's only comfort is his beloved dachshund, Fred. Things start to look up when he and a boy from school become friends. But when their relationship takes an unexpected turn, Davy struggles to understand what happened and what it might mean.
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Will I get there?
- By michael on 04-03-11
By: John Donovan
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You Lucky Dog
- Lucky Dog, Book 1
- By: Julia London
- Narrated by: Courtney Patterson
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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Carly Kennedy's life is in a spiral. She is drowning in work, her divorced parents are going through their midlife crises, and somehow Carly's sister convinces her to foster Baxter - a basset hound rescue with a bad case of the blues. When Carly comes home late from work one day to discover that the dog walker has accidentally switched out Baxter for another perkier, friendlier basset hound, she has reached the end of her leash.
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On the fence
- By Macy on 09-03-21
By: Julia London
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Reasons to Be Pretty
- By: Neil LaBute
- Narrated by: Jenna Fischer, Thomas Sadoski, Josh Stamberg, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
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What does it mean to be pretty? Do you really need someone to validate your appearance? Neil LaBute tackles our obsession with physical beauty head-on in a work nominated for multiple Tony and Drama Desk Awards. Our production, directed by the playwright, includes original Broadway cast member Thomas Sadoski, whose acclaimed performance also earned aTony nomination. Includes a backstage conversation with Neil LaBute and the cast. An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast production.
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An exquisite reading of one of my favorite plays
- By Suzannah McLellan on 06-11-18
By: Neil LaBute
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- Craig
- 04-19-23
MY Pugs area assholes
I've had pugs for 50 years. And all that makes seven pugs. I can promise that the description of the pug in the book is exactly spot-on. however, they are adorable. I love them as my little vacuum cleaners in the kitchen, I love them and they're warm and wanting to sit my lap on a cold night, I love them when they're notoriously naughty but I left them outside including wallowing in the mud. are each and every one of my pugs has been an asshole I would certainly prefer them and others that are AHs. I've expanded my dogs and recently acquired a Great Dane and I could promise you the pugs are in control of the house not the Dane.
For me as a pug owner, this book was hilarious. I highly recommend it to anyone pug owner or not to read this. You'll enjoy yourself.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-09-21
I love my pug
I love my pug and many of the points raised are correct. if you never had a dog and want one, definitely listen to this and make sure you really want and can take of a dog. I smiled and laughed out loud.
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- Jen Lee
- 10-21-21
my pug is also an asshole
I hope Matt continues to write random stories about Chewy through the years. so glad I stumbled upon this gem. he could've been very well writing about my pug. Matt is hilarious and I can't wait to listen to his other works, preferably narrated by himself !
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-22-21
Truth!
I have 3 asshole pugs and everything stated in this is accurate. I laughed, I giggled, I sympathized.
Thank you for adding the ending that pets can be hard, it’s not all snuggles and wags. More people need to take the time to research the little beings that they are bringing into their homes.
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- SqueeksMcgee
- 05-04-21
Bug-Eyed Accuracy
And full-bellied snorts of asthmatic chuckles. As a pug mama of two, I can concur the facts presented in this case study are completely accurate and nothing but truthful depictions of pug ownership. Two twisty, noodle tails up!
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- Snoopyquilter
- 05-17-21
SO TRUE!
I absolutely and thoroughly enjoyed this book! it was one of the funniest dog stories I ever heard. I would love to hear more by this author. Everything he talked about was spot on. would recommend to anybody who has a dog. LOVED IT
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- Olivia Dreifuss
- 08-03-21
Great Book
Loved this book. I really related to it as I grew up on a farm/zoo surrounded by many different types of animals. Due to this fact I love love love the overall message of being educated about an animal before you get them. A fun funny read while getting this important message out there.
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- SG
- 09-04-23
Fun, entertaining, and TRUE!
This is a great book. If you have ever owned a dog, you know every word is true. Anyone considering a dog should have to read/listen to this book!
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