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Simon Says
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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The women wake to find themselves locked in a small basement. There are no windows and only one—locked—door. Just when they start to think they have been left to rot in there, the lock clicks and the door opens to reveal him standing there. Simon.
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Simon Says
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 07-23-25
- Language: English
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Dick-Nose
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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Jeremy Jumper isn’t like normal people. Jeremy has a medical condition which causes a large mass to grow on the end of his nose. It starts as a red mark and, over the following days, balloons to ridiculous size. Strangers stop and stare while others dive for cover, worried it’s about to explode.
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Feels like it was written by an edgy teenager
- By John Doe on 06-25-25
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Sick Bastards
- A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex and Gore
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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A family will do anything to survive after a nuclear attack has left their world in ruins. Actions which even surprise them....
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is by far the most brutally disgusting
- By Midwestbonsai on 02-09-15
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Sick Bastards
- A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex and Gore
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 01-29-15
- Language: English
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Year's Best Hardcore Horror, Volume 3
- By: Scott Smith, Nathan Ballingrud, Brian Hodge, and others
- Narrated by: Angel Leigh McCoy
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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It was a killer year for horror fiction of the harder kind. The stories here represent the best of them, disturbing tales that dig deep and take you into the dark heart of horror itself, unrelenting and unapologetic....
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Great collection
- By timj26 on 10-20-19
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Year's Best Hardcore Horror, Volume 3
- Narrated by: Angel Leigh McCoy
- Series: Year's Best Hardcore Horror, Book 3
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 09-10-18
- Language: English
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Don't Read: A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex, and Gore
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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A new breed of serial killer - a stranger who travels the country kidnapping his victims before torturing them and discarding them in a field....
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I threw up in my mouth, twice
- By Midwestbonsai on 08-28-15
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Don't Read: A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex, and Gore
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 08-26-15
- Language: English
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How Much To?
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matthew E Berry
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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A group of strangers is pitted against one another in Matt Shaw’s latest extreme horror. The game is simple. Each of the contestants is asked a question: How much to complete a certain task? They then have two minutes to name a price....
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Definitely Don't Want to Play This Game
- By Spooky Mike on 01-12-21
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How Much To?
- Narrated by: Matthew E Berry
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 10-26-20
- Language: English
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Glory Hole
- An Extremely Sexual Short
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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Karen's friend Emma took her in and it was here - staying on her couch - that Karen was accidentally introduced to a new, seedier world....
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A Glorious Twist
- By Michael P. McParland on 02-17-17
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Glory Hole
- An Extremely Sexual Short
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Release date: 01-26-16
- Language: English
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SickER Bastards
- A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex and Gore
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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Home truths pave the way for a journey of self-discovery and revenge in the direct sequel to Matt Shaw's Sick Bastards....
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Shaw didn’t disappoint with the opening
- By Midwestbonsai on 04-12-15
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SickER Bastards
- A Novel of Extreme Horror, Sex and Gore
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 04-10-15
- Language: English
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Make a Wish
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
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Martin and Sonia's child, Stevie, needs a liver transplant. But in this cruel world, unless you're rich enough to go private, the only way they're going to get one is if Stevie enters The Arena with other sickly children and steps out victorious.
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Damn, that was heartbreaking
- By J holladay on 05-25-25
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Make a Wish
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
- Release date: 05-19-25
- Language: English
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Roe V. Wade: An Extreme Horror
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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The year is 2032, and five-year-old Jacob is opening the biggest gift, beneath the Christmas tree, which is labeled for him: his very first semi-automatic rifle—and he couldn't be prouder....
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As intense & unsettling as it should be
- By Michelle Mendoza on 01-02-25
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Roe V. Wade: An Extreme Horror
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
- Release date: 07-15-22
- Language: English
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The Holy F--king Bible
- According to Matt Shaw
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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The Holy Bible, according to Matt Shaw. Taking the popular stories from the Bible and giving them a horror twist, this book is not intended to be used as a way of preaching your beliefs. God would probably frown down upon such usage....
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Pure comedy
- By Sand on 06-15-23
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The Holy F--king Bible
- According to Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Release date: 07-15-22
- Language: English
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sickEST B*stards
- An Extreme Horror Short Story
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 51 mins
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sickEST B*stards continues on from both Sick B*stards and SickER B*stards, bringing the story to a shocking conclusion....
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the whole story is told from his mothers POV
- By Midwestbonsai on 05-22-15
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sickEST B*stards
- An Extreme Horror Short Story
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 51 mins
- Release date: 05-21-15
- Language: English
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Life, Death and the In-Between
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
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Life, Death, and the In-between: A heartbreaking supernatural horror dealing with themes of suicide, grief and the after-life. I guess I wanted to write this given my own personal struggles with thoughts of suicide. Every day I deal with some degree of pain where some days are better than others.
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I went in blind.
- By Sordid on 07-11-25
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Life, Death and the In-Between
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 06-25-25
- Language: English
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Deep Rooted Fetish
- A Revolting Romance
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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Mark and Helen's relationship is in a rut. They don't really sleep with one another anymore unless Mark instigates it, and even then, Helen's heart isn't really in it. After a trip to the dentist to have a tooth extracted, Mark inadvertently stumbles into Helen's hidden fetish....
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Body fluids anyone
- By Sand on 06-15-23
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Deep Rooted Fetish
- A Revolting Romance
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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The Cabin Books
- The Cabin and The Asylum
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Joe Bronzi
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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For Craig, the trip to the cabin was supposed to be a quiet retreat from his hectic city life where he could concentrate on writing his latest novel....
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I think this has not been edited
- By Ryan on 01-29-15
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The Cabin Books
- The Cabin and The Asylum
- Narrated by: Joe Bronzi
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 12-17-14
- Language: English
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My Pug Is an Asshole
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Ad Hoc Media
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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"I want a dog!" Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog, but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you....
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Truth!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-22-21
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My Pug Is an Asshole
- Narrated by: Ad Hoc Media
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 02-02-21
- Language: English
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DOLLS: An Extreme Horror
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
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From the author behind the black cover books comes a terrifying story of lost love and mental illness. Expect twists and turns as he takes you on a dark journey into the depths of a broken mind....
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DOLLS: An Extreme Horror
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 02-05-16
- Language: English
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An Alternative Christmas Carol
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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If I am to be damned with slim chance to yet redeem myself than for why spend the rest of my waking days in trying to make amends when I can but face my demons early and enjoy the warmth offered from the free flames of Hell? You say that this is the fate that awaits....
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An Alternative Christmas Carol
- Narrated by: Matt Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Release date: 01-17-21
- Language: English
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Ted
- An Extreme Horror Short Story
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 59 mins
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Ted is an asshole - a psychopathic, racist human of the worst kind....
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want to be disgusted very quickly, you must listen
- By Midwestbonsai on 09-16-15
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Ted
- An Extreme Horror Short Story
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 59 mins
- Release date: 09-16-15
- Language: English
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Another Bite-Size: A Collection of Short Stories
- By: Matt Shaw
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 54 mins
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The follow-up to Matt Shaw's Bite-Size: A Collection of Short Stories. Hear five more previously unpublished short stories from one of Britain's most warped imaginations....
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Another Bite-Size: A Collection of Short Stories
- Narrated by: Julian Seager
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 02-15-16
- Language: English
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