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David Sedaris
Performed and expanded by the author©2001 David Sedaris (P)2024 Recorded Books
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short... but I still liked it
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Only 3 minutes long!
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While it IS a complete story, it doesn’t feel like one without the pictures which (in this case) are beautifully married to the words.
If a pdf of illustrations was included, this would be unbeatable
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Was not aware that $4 purchase was for a 3 minute story
I would pull this from publication
Waste of money and potential devaluation of Mr sedaris’ works
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So short/one illustration?
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Engaging little story
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How short it was
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Stupid Short Waste
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Not much to go on!
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My hero
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