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Pretty Waiter Girls
- A Helena Brandywine Adventure
- Narrated by: Alexa McKracken
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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Publisher's summary
Some monsters are still human.
In magical 1899 San Francisco, the new millennium is quickly approaching. Of course, new inventions happen every day, some wondrous, some mundane, while the streets produce a new murder every night.
Set against this backdrop, a debutante goes missing, and socialite Helena Brandywine takes it upon herself, along with her trusted manservant, to discover what happened.
Did the woman run afoul of the Tongs in Chinatown? What horrors might she have exposed?
Discover this slice of the Gilded Age while Helena uncovers her family's secrets. The good and evil, where danger lurks around every corner.
Can Helena Brandywine be prepared for the monsters she will uncover?
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Imagine an alternate universe where romance and technology reign. Where tinkerers and dreamers craft and recraft a world of automatons, ornate clockworks, calculating machines, and other marvels that. Where scientists and schoolgirls, fair folk and Romans, intergalactic bandits, and intrepid orphans - decked out in corsets, clockwerk suits, and tall black boots - solve dastardly crimes, escape from monstrous predicaments, consult oracles, and hover over volcanoes in steam-powered airships.
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- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-14-13
By: Kelly Link - editor, and others
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The Magician's Lie
- A Novel
- By: Greer Macallister
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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The Amazing Arden is the most famous female illusionist of her day, renowned for her notorious trick of sawing a man in half on stage. One night in Waterloo, Iowa, with young policeman Virgil Holt watching from the audience, she swaps her trademark saw for a fire ax. Is it a new version of the illusion, or an all-too-real murder? When Arden's husband is found lifeless beneath the stage later that night, the answer seems clear.
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Too Fantastic
- By Ms. Lucy on 02-22-15
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The Runner
- From the World of The Vale
- By: Brian D. Anderson
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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Drake Sharazi, disgraced former captain of the Royal Guard, has spent the past seven years chasing fugitives as a hawker. He has never failed to complete an assignment, and this new runner will not be an exception. But being able to do a thing does not mean you should. Now he is forced to question the world around him as never before.
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Unwind
- Unwind Dystology, Book 1
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
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Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
- By Joe on 11-11-20
By: Neal Shusterman
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- All-New Tales
- By: Neil Gaiman - author/editor, Al Sarrantonio - editor, Joe Hill, and others
- Narrated by: Anne Bobby, Jonathan Davis, Katherine Kellgren, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 11 mins
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The best stories pull readers in and keep them turning the pages, eager to discover more—to find the answer to the question: "And then what happened?" The true hallmark of great literature is great imagination, and as Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantonio prove with this outstanding collection, when it comes to great fiction, all genres are equal.
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Something for Everyone
- By Nicole on 05-24-17
By: Neil Gaiman - author/editor, and others
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Ask Me No Questions
- A Lady Dunbridge Mystery
- By: Shelley Noble
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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A modern woman in 1907, Lady Dunbridge is not about to let a little thing like the death of her husband ruin her social life. She's ready to take the dazzling world of Gilded Age Manhattan by storm. From the decadence of high society balls to the underbelly of Belmont horse racing, romance, murder, and scandals abound. Someone simply must do something. And Lady Dunbridge is happy to oblige.
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A Creative Mystery
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 02-28-19
By: Shelley Noble
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Oz Reimagined
- New Tales from the Emerald City and Beyond
- By: Douglas Cohen - editor, John Joseph Adams - editor
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Tanya Eby
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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When L. Frank Baum introduced Dorothy and friends to the American public in 1900, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz became an instant, best-selling hit. Today the whimsical tale remains a cultural phenomenon that continues to spawn wildly popular books, movies, and musicals. Now, editors John Joseph Adams and Douglas Cohen have brought together leading fantasy writers such as Orson Scott Card and Jane Yolen to create the ultimate anthology for Oz fans.
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The Many Faces of Dorothy or Dot
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-19-14
By: Douglas Cohen - editor, and others
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Low Town
- A Novel
- By: Daniel Polansky
- Narrated by: Rob Shapiro
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Drug dealers, hustlers, brothels, dirty politics, corrupt cops...and sorcery. Welcome to Low Town. In the forgotten back alleys and flophouses that lie in the shadows of Rigus, the finest city of the Thirteen Lands, you will find Low Town. It is an ugly place, and its champion is an ugly man. Disgraced intelligence agent. Forgotten war hero. Independent drug dealer. After a fall from grace five years ago, a man known as the Warden leads a life of crime, addicted to cheap violence and expensive drugs.
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Noir and fantasy walk into a bar...
- By Reviews by L on 12-16-15
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Revealed
- By: Kate Noble
- Narrated by: Alison Larkin
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
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Phillippa Benning is the unrivaled beauty of the Season. But when another lady challenges her for a marquis's attentions, Phillippa entices him to a secret rendezvous only to stumble upon The Blue Raven, England's most famous spy, lurking at the site of her planned tryst. The Blue Raven has uncovered an enemy plot directed at upcoming society functions, but he's unable to infiltrate London society.
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Really enjoyed this one — terrific listen — ignore the negative reviews
- By Pamela on 08-31-20
By: Kate Noble
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The Sword-Edged Blonde
- By: Alex Bledsoe
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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It should have been a case like any other: a missing princess, a king willing to pay in gold for her return. But before he realizes it, private investigator Eddie LaCrosse, a slightly shopworn sword jockey with a talent for discretion and detection, is swept up in a web of mystery and deceit involving a brutally murdered royal heir, a queen accused of an unspeakable crime, and the tragic past he thought he'd left behind.
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No Redeeming Qualities
- By MightyMite68 on 09-27-20
By: Alex Bledsoe
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- Aaron Bunce
- 08-14-19
Show's a lot of promise
Pretty Waiter Girls is historical, semi-steampunk urban fantasy mystery story that defies easy classification. (Note) I listened to the audiobook edition and found the narrator's tone and tenor a little grating at times. But it wasn't a deal breaker and I was able to listen to the entire story.
What really worked:
Taking place at pre-turn of the century San Francisco, Pretty Waiter Girls opens up and quickly introduces our cast of characters, Helena, Lane, and her butler (who has a Mr. Carson from Downton Abbey feel to him). I appreciate books that take a moment to capture a moment in time, and Alldredge does exactly that. There are moments early on where the smell, sounds, and energy of a downtown scene are painted with obvious care and attention to craft. The book also moves along at a vey steady and clip pace. Following a fairly linear storyline, Pretty Waiter Girls takes our characters from location to location, as they work to unravel Helena's mystery - find a missing girl. Alldredge does this with a regular and well-practiced hand, peeling away the layers of the mystery deliberately. The tension does grow, allowing the uncertainty and doubt to propel us forward and keep reading. Helena is naive about more than just the world beyond her estate doors. We get to see and experience most of Alldredge's world for the first time with her, which really is a magical literary experience. There are magical elements introduced into this world, and where some authors simply would have run on in exposition laden tangents, Alldredge sticks to his character's voices. Kudos here as books in this genre are only truly successfull if the authors can narrow the narrator's focus and only allow the reader a small sliver of the world before them. We want to guess, we want to wonder, and you will wonder.
Some of the locations are wonderful. Being a wine lover, I really enjoyed seeing Helena and her entorage embark on a quest through early Napa valley territory, as well as Sonoma county, where you see some places and names that will strike familiar in established wine culture. This element was fantastic and could have been expanded, truly.
What I would have liked to see more of:
Pretty Waiter Girls suffers a little at the hands of its short length and pacing. Worldbuilding and descriptive scene structuring are what suffer the most, as once the story gets in gear, I struggled to paint a picture of many of the locations in my mind. I lost track of where they were several times and more importantly why they were there. I can't help by feel like this could have all been remedied with another draft - one intended to fatten the word count a little and flesh the setting and characters out a little more - incorporate less travel and build a fantastical steampunk San Francisco with a seady underbelly for these characters to adventure. The first book in a series sets the stage, but if it can't effectively build the world, then what is there to encourage the readers to return? Imagine Narnia, Middle Earth, Sherlock Holms' foggy London town, or George R.R. Martin's Westeros if the authors hadn' taken the time to construct the magical landscape for their characters to inhabit. In those instances, the world is what draws us in...it begs to be explored.
Despite its short length and sometimes sprint-like pace, Pretty Waiter Girls is a fun book, that promises even more as the series continues.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-29-18
Disappointing all around.
I'm not sure what was worse, the writing or the narration. The main character is a spoiled little princess, naive, and talks down to the people who look out for her. The writer seems to want to beat it in to your head how badly women were treated In that time period. Most people know this already and don't need to be reminded every 5 seconds during the story. The main character constantly asks "Is it really so bad to be a woman?" To everyone she meets. She's supposed to be this sort of young female Sherlock Holmes but is so completely ignorant of everything around her that it is laughable. She practically has to be led around by the nose by her 2 guardians who she constantly disrepects.
And then we get to the narration. The narrator gives the main character the voice of a 9year old and it really gets annoying after about the first 5 seconds .
Bottom line, this could have been a good story if the author wasn't constantly going on about the mistreatment of women, focused more on plot, and had chosen a better narrator.
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