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JC Williams
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Life rarely stands still when you surround yourself with old folk with more energy than a sugar-fueled toddler, and for Jack Tate, well, he wouldn’t have it any other way. The Lonely Heart Attack Club was going from strength to strength, and the gang were eager to sink their (false) teeth into their next challenge.
After seeing first-hand the benefits that internet access has brought to a couple of simpletons like Ray and Grandad, the team set their sights on providing tablet computers to those in the community that would benefit from them the most. However, that would take a serious amount of dosh, so they would need to double their fundraising efforts.
Unfortunately, it would appear that not everyone was on board with the charitable work, and a serious error in judgement threatened to undo all of their good work and leave the charity in ruins. Still, they were a resilient bunch, and they’d fight on, regardless. And the perfect way to drag yourself through a crisis? Another world record attempt, of course!
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A great book
This book is the 3rd in the series. I have loved them all. They make me laugh out loud. The story is creative, the characters are real and the narrator is wonderful. I highly recommend this book and the previous 2
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