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Narrated by:
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Ric Chetter
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Daniel Harry
About this listen
Everyone needs a giggle occasionally. Maybe these hilarious stories will help.
This collection of humorous short stories are mostly true events during my life to date, some from my youth, some as a young adult, and some when part of my hair turned gray and the rest of it turned loose. They may not make you laugh so hard that tears run down your leg, but I hope they do. I have always enjoyed a good story and loved to listen to my parents and grandparents tell the tales from their youth. The stories were always voiced but not written, and with age, the memories of the tales fade and become obscure. Perhaps my children, grandchildren, and future generations will listen to these tales and smile. Perhaps others will listen to them and smile as well. Life is hard and, it seems, smiles are further apart. I pray these stories put a grin on your face.
Someone said, "Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts." This should apply to us all.
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