
River of Teeth
River of Teeth Series, Book 1
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Peter Berkrot
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By:
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Sarah Gailey
About this listen
In the early 20th century, the United States government concocted a plan to import hippopotamuses into the marshlands of Louisiana to be bred and slaughtered as an alternative meat source. This is true.
Other true things about hippos: They are savage, they are fast, and their jaws can snap a man in two. This was a terrible plan.
Contained within this volume is an 1890s America that might have been: a bayou overrun by feral hippos and mercenary hippo wranglers from around the globe. It is the story of Winslow Houndstooth and his crew. It is the story of their fortunes. It is the story of his revenge.
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Not what I was expecting. So much better.
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What a crazy idea
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Great story with excellent narration.
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an excellent performance of a story with much more depth than I expected.
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good premise, mediocre writing
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The characters were delightful and I found myself devastated at how short the story was going to be until I notice there was a 2nd story! Already on my way to order it.
The audio book narrator was up to the task of all of the dramatic accents. Great listen!
This hippo story chews up the scenery in the most delightful way.
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**Spoilers Ahead**
When I first heard of River of Teeth, I was prepared for an interesting and fun take on history; and early on in the book, I eagerly anticipated an amusing Merry Band of Scoundrels cast of characters.
I was NOT prepared for such golden nuggets as a deadly lesbian assassin who just so happens to be heavily pregnant; a brilliant non-binary chemist who is also the central love interest; an unapologetically bisexual Clint Eastwood hero; and our ragtag group casually noticing not a single “white boy” in their group.
If you love westerns, alternative history, or casual queer & POC representation, set yer sights on The River of Teeth!
Tombstone meets queer Firefly set astride domesticated hippos!
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a hippo is my spirit animal so I had to read this. I was not disappointed.
Fun and Short
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A hoot
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Peter Berkrot's voice was a great coutnerpart to the book. And while he struggled with the female voices, never were they not distinct from one another enough to not be able to tell them apart.
An amusing 'What If' of American history.
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