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Kirt Graves
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Maz Maddox
About this listen
You promised you could always find me . . .
Zane's death lingers like a bad dream. I've been searching for months, but I can't find him in the void. The jerk vampire died on me just as things were getting nice and complicated between us.
Meanwhile, true nightmares have been terrorizing the city. Death magic is ripping tears in reality, destroying my home, and threatening to swallow the world in darkness. If my necromancy powers hadn't been stolen by an overly ambitious vitamin villain, I'd be able to tackle the void tears with my classic Wilde flair.
That is, if I could focus on saving the city from ruin.
I'm tangled up in hurt and heartache. Not just for my lost vampire, but for the protective and seductive incubus waiting in the wings.
With the city on the verge of chaos, my heart in shambles, and my powers stolen, I have to somehow keep my world from spiraling out of control.
But first? I'm saving my vampire.
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- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Getting kidnapped and held hostage in a human trafficker's basement was not on my bingo card. Getting rescued by a paranormal being was also not on my bingo card. (Apparently, I needed to trade in bingo cards.) The guy who took me may be dead, but I know there are more people behind the operation, and I plan to shut it down. If I need to get the help of one of the creepy glowing-eyed dudes to do it, I will. It turns out Liam is incredibly sexy and really good with technology, too. He may be great at hacking into computers, but I'm determined to hack my way into his life.
By: Shannon Mae
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A Curse of Scales and Flame
- A Magic and Marvels Novel, Book 1
- By: Max Walker
- Narrated by: Simon Dornet, Jon Vertullo
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Dragons were dying. All over the world, a curse was taking us out one by one, and nobody knew how to stop it. I watched my mother burn, I watched my little brother fall sick. That's when Robby practically falls into my lap, with his big brown eyes and charming smile and his penchant for being hunted by vampires. After saving him twice from certain death, we soon come to realize that there's a reason he's being hunted. And that reason may be the answer to all our problems, and the start to a whole new set of them.
By: Max Walker
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Composed at Randy's
- By: Zile Elliven
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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How do I tell the guy I like that I’m not homeless, just a dumbass? Wren: Help! I accidentally got kidnapped by a hot rock star who thinks he’s doing the right thing by housing and feeding me. He thinks I’m homeless because my absent manager is the one who remembers petty details like my home address, and my broken phone is the one who knows the numbers of anyone who can prove I am who I say I am. What do I do? Bael: Help! My impulse control issues made me kidnap an adorable homeless guy who’s too proud to accept my help.
By: Zile Elliven
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Story
What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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Find the Jinn
- Wilde Contracts Series, Book 1
- By: Maz Maddox
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Story
Trained to handle even the fiercest undead, Dallas Wilde took out a powerful necromancer without breaking a sweat. Okay, that's a lie—there was tons of sweat, but he was victorious all the same. Unfortunately, killing a necromancer comes with some repercussions. Broody, annoying, vampire repercussions and new abilities to resurrect the dead. Can Dallas navigate his blood-sucking bodyguard, new powers, feelings for his attractive client and still handle his contract in time to pay his very, very late rent—all while trying not to get super murdered in the process?
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Sex on the brain … but what about the mystery?
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-14-25
By: Maz Maddox
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The Prince and the Player
- Prince Pact, Book 1
- By: Nora Phoenix
- Narrated by: Charlie Klæboe Svensson, Barclay Craig
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Being a prince may seem like a fairytale, but to me, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. That’s why I’m excited when I get permission from my uncle—the king of Norway—to go undercover as a student at an American college for a year. And I’m even more ecstatic to be selected for their football team. Soccer, I mean. The only problem? Farron, the team captain, dislikes me on sight. Determined to win him over, I start a charm offensive, but nothing works. He only hates me more.
By: Nora Phoenix
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How to Hack a Hellhound
- Hellhounds of Paradise Falls, Book 2
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Getting kidnapped and held hostage in a human trafficker's basement was not on my bingo card. Getting rescued by a paranormal being was also not on my bingo card. (Apparently, I needed to trade in bingo cards.) The guy who took me may be dead, but I know there are more people behind the operation, and I plan to shut it down. If I need to get the help of one of the creepy glowing-eyed dudes to do it, I will. It turns out Liam is incredibly sexy and really good with technology, too. He may be great at hacking into computers, but I'm determined to hack my way into his life.
By: Shannon Mae
-
A Curse of Scales and Flame
- A Magic and Marvels Novel, Book 1
- By: Max Walker
- Narrated by: Simon Dornet, Jon Vertullo
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dragons were dying. All over the world, a curse was taking us out one by one, and nobody knew how to stop it. I watched my mother burn, I watched my little brother fall sick. That's when Robby practically falls into my lap, with his big brown eyes and charming smile and his penchant for being hunted by vampires. After saving him twice from certain death, we soon come to realize that there's a reason he's being hunted. And that reason may be the answer to all our problems, and the start to a whole new set of them.
By: Max Walker
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Composed at Randy's
- By: Zile Elliven
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
How do I tell the guy I like that I’m not homeless, just a dumbass? Wren: Help! I accidentally got kidnapped by a hot rock star who thinks he’s doing the right thing by housing and feeding me. He thinks I’m homeless because my absent manager is the one who remembers petty details like my home address, and my broken phone is the one who knows the numbers of anyone who can prove I am who I say I am. What do I do? Bael: Help! My impulse control issues made me kidnap an adorable homeless guy who’s too proud to accept my help.
By: Zile Elliven
-
A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
-
-
Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
-
Find the Jinn
- Wilde Contracts Series, Book 1
- By: Maz Maddox
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Trained to handle even the fiercest undead, Dallas Wilde took out a powerful necromancer without breaking a sweat. Okay, that's a lie—there was tons of sweat, but he was victorious all the same. Unfortunately, killing a necromancer comes with some repercussions. Broody, annoying, vampire repercussions and new abilities to resurrect the dead. Can Dallas navigate his blood-sucking bodyguard, new powers, feelings for his attractive client and still handle his contract in time to pay his very, very late rent—all while trying not to get super murdered in the process?
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Sex on the brain … but what about the mystery?
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-14-25
By: Maz Maddox
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The Prince and the Player
- Prince Pact, Book 1
- By: Nora Phoenix
- Narrated by: Charlie Klæboe Svensson, Barclay Craig
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being a prince may seem like a fairytale, but to me, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. That’s why I’m excited when I get permission from my uncle—the king of Norway—to go undercover as a student at an American college for a year. And I’m even more ecstatic to be selected for their football team. Soccer, I mean. The only problem? Farron, the team captain, dislikes me on sight. Determined to win him over, I start a charm offensive, but nothing works. He only hates me more.
By: Nora Phoenix