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The Natural History Series, Book 3
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About this listen
My name is Louise, and I’m a serial-monogamist marine biologist.
Try saying that five times fast.
Fresh out of an awful relationship and tired of always doing the right thing, this girl is finally saying “screw it” and having herself a meaningless fling.
Here’s the thing about flings though: They only work if you keep feelings out of the equation.
Well, that won’t be a problem for a sensible scientist like me...that is, until a one-night stand with a hot single dad rocks my world and blows my plans completely out of the water.
If I’ve learned anything from the ocean world, it’s that those with the hardest shells have the most to fear. And something tells me this guy is going to crack mine wide the hell open.
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Let's Talk About Love
- By: Claire Kann
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Alice had her whole summer planned. Nonstop all-you-can-eat buffets while marathoning her favorite TV shows (best friends totally included) with the smallest dash of adulting - working at the library to pay her share of the rent. The only thing missing from her perfect plan? Her girlfriend (who ended things when Alice confessed she's asexual). Alice is done with dating - no thank you, do not pass go, stick a fork in her, done. But then Alice meets Takumi and she can't stop thinking about him or the rom com-grade romance feels she did not ask for.
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good ya/na story
- By AudioBookHoe on 07-19-18
By: Claire Kann
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Georgia Peaches and Other Forbidden Fruit
- By: Jaye Robin Brown
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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Joanna Gordon has been out and proud for years, but when her popular radio evangelist father remarries and decides to move all three of them from Atlanta to the more conservative Rome, Georgia, he asks Jo to do the impossible: to lie low for the rest of her senior year. And Jo reluctantly agrees. Although it is (mostly) much easier for Jo to fit in as a straight girl, things get complicated when she meets Mary Carlson, the oh-so-tempting sister of her new friend at school. But Jo couldn't possibly think of breaking her promise to her dad.
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Straitest lesbian romance I’ve ever read
- By Anonymous User on 05-13-22
By: Jaye Robin Brown
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Change of Hart
- By: M. E. Carter
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Kirsten Leigh
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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My name is Jason Hart. As the best defensive lineman in the country, I eat, sleep, and breathe football. That is, until I have a random meeting with a little boy that just lost his father. We have more in common than you might think and it creates an unlikely bond. As our friendship grows, so do my feelings for his mother. I know Addison, as a recent widow, isn't ready to date again. But I want to get to know her better in spite of all her rejections. Is it possible that I, a self-proclaimed bachelor, could be having a Change of Hart?
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LOVED IT!
- By Erin Kinney on 07-07-17
By: M. E. Carter
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Dear Life
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Holly Chandler, Douglas Berger, Morais Almeida, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Four lives. Four stories. Four sets of letters. Four brave souls in need of guidance while facing life's greatest challenges. The anonymously published Dear Life program is designed to help them step outside of their comfort zones, face their obstacles, and relinquish their demons...and prove their existence.
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Grieving is not the time for this book
- By Macy on 07-18-20
By: Meghan Quinn
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This Is Why They Hate Us
- By: Aaron H. Aceves
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Enrique “Quique” Luna has one goal this summer—get over his crush on Saleem Kanazi by pursuing his other romantic prospects. Never mind that he’s only out to his best friend, Fabiola. Never mind that he has absolutely zero game. And definitely forget the fact that good and kind and, not to mention, beautiful Saleem is leaving LA for the summer to meet a girl his parents are trying to set him up with. Luckily, Quique’s prospects are each intriguing in their own ways.
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Great Performance; Strange Obsession with White People
- By Legio Evocati on 02-21-23
By: Aaron H. Aceves
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Gemini
- By: Penelope Ward
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer, Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Diner waitress Allison Abraham has no idea her mundane life is about to change dramatically the day she serves a devastatingly handsome customer. Allison is immediately captivated by the mysterious man who stares through her soul with his electric-blue eyes. After he abruptly leaves the restaurant, she can't get him out of her head. She has no idea that he actually came on a mission to find her. Cedric Callahan wasn't expecting to fall in love at first sight with the pretty waitress he'd set out to find.
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WHAT A JOURNEY, WHAT A LOVE STORY & WHAT AN AUTHOR
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-14-16
By: Penelope Ward
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Blurred Lines
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Allison Pike
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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When Parker Blanton meets Ben Olsen during her freshman year of college, the connection is immediate - and platonic. Six years later, they're still best friends, sharing an apartment in Portland's trendy Northwest District as they happily settle into adult life. But when Parker's boyfriend dumps her out of the blue, she starts to wonder about Ben's no-strings-attached approach to dating. The trouble is, even with Ben as her wingman, Parker can't seem to get the hang of casual sex - until she tries it with him.
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Meh...
- By Britney S on 06-12-16
By: Lauren Layne
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Diamonds
- By: K.A. Linde
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Bryna feels his eyes on her. Hot, seductive, enticing. He's at least 10 years older than her 17 years, and he knows exactly what he's doing to her with that look. Walking away would be the smart thing to do...but she can't. Not that first night when he takes her home and claims her body. Not when he shows up in her life again with expensive gifts to win her trust. Not even when she's falling for him, and everything else is falling apart....
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Seriously....I’ve not been in high school and don’t want to go back
- By Andi on 12-14-19
By: K.A. Linde
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Bad Reputation
- Bad Boys of Sports Series, Book 1
- By: Nicole Edwards
- Narrated by: Rock Engle, Kasha Kensington
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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With a nickname like "Sin", it's no wonder they call me the bad boy of hockey. Opponents curse me. Fans scream my name - in the arena and in other, much more private places. Penalties or not, I'm not afraid to dish out a little pain. But pleasure? That's my weakness. And no one knows it better than my best friend, Cassie Desrosiers. I'd have to be blind not to notice her rocking body and teasing grin. So when she invites me along on a trip to Vegas, my curiosity isn't the only thing that's aroused.
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Don’t waste a credit!!!
- By sm on 04-12-21
By: Nicole Edwards
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Seduce Me
- By: Kelly Elliott
- Narrated by: Jeremy York, Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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What happens when you’re forced to seduce the one person you vowed never to love? You get screwed...in more than one way. I walked out of Tucker Middleton’s bedroom seven years ago, leaving him hurt and angry. Now I need his help; the only way I can get it is to make him think I want him back. The only problem is we have silently vowed to hate one another for the rest of our lives. In order to get Tucker to help me - I have to seduce him. Easy right? Hell yes! I’m the CEO of CMI Consulting. If I set my mind to something, I make it happen.
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Good story, fantastic narration!
- By Sara on 03-21-19
By: Kelly Elliott
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Five
- A Mister Standalone, Book 0.5
- By: JA Huss
- Narrated by: Anna Riordan, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Five Aston has known Rory Shrike for as long as he can remember. He played with her in the sandbox. He went to every damn horse show just to be supportive. He helped her with her French, walked her home from school, and faked his test scores just to stay with her a little longer and not be sent off to college early. But eventually he had to move on. And so did she. Never has a second chance meant so much to a boy who loves a girl.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By 🎧 Cyndi Marie 🎧 on 02-02-18
By: JA Huss
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Deal Breakers (Dealing With Love, Book 1)
- A Second Chance Romantic Comedy
- By: Laura Lee
- Narrated by: Reagan West
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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“I’m a virgin. And you need to relieve me of that.” What respectable guy could say no to that? Yeah, she was my best friend. But she was also the hottest chick I’d ever known. I thought it would be simple. I thought we’d have a good time, then pretend like it never happened. It turns out, I was an idiot. Now, she wants nothing to do with me, but I’m determined. I’ve spent the last five years without her, and I refuse to waste another day.
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Fantastic Story & Narration🎧 A Heartfelt RomCom!
- By Bette on 02-19-20
By: Laura Lee
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Co-Wrecker
- Binghamton Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Mia Madison, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
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What do ice cream and Sadie Montgomery have in common? They're both ice cold, but one taste is never enough. I wanted to be friends - I would have even settled for her seeing me as anything but a nerd - but there was no getting through. So just like any hard-headed, red-blooded man out there, I made up my mind. I'd make my coworker fall for me.
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Hilarious
- By Janet T. on 08-07-20
By: Meghan Quinn
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My Favorite Mistake
- By: Chelsea M. Cameron
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first? Taylor Caldwell can't decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he's a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that's why Taylor's afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn't want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it's too late.
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Mega Swoon Worthy New Adult Romance
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 08-28-13
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- Michelle W
- 02-05-23
A little out there, but funny and enjoyable
I have enjoyed this series. There was one scene that was way too "out there" for me, but I didn't let it ruin the book. (Sorry, but that party was just too weird to be believable). And to think that someone would lose a scholarship without any attempt to fix the situation? Also not believable. But the book was still funny and I enjoyed the HEA.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-14-22
Laugh out loud funny!
I listened to this book while grocery shopping. Let’s just say I received a few looks as I snorted, chuckled and cackled down the aisles. The characters are complex but also likable. Erin is a fantastic author and narrator. And, no book can be bad with Teddy Hamilton. Love, love, love his voice. Overall this was a fun time. I highly recommend.
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- foreverdreamerSara
- 02-07-23
Great story from amazing story writer and narrator
Shark bait is my favorite with this series! You will love the fun story and the great narration from Erin and Teddy!!
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 09-28-22
Goldilocks! Third time is the charm
I found book 1 too cringe, with the exhibitionism while high and during a kids camp. I found book 2 too wacky, with a sheltered, doormat of a “scientist” matching people with bugs, falling for pyramid schemes, and throwing down made up, silly words like “cliterature.” But, I adore Erin Mallon’s narration and I liked her sense of humor in her short fiction, so I crossed my fingers and tried one more time with this book.
Lo and behold, this book had the perfect balance of quirky and wacky versus romantic and sweet. Whereas I didn’t much care for the MC’s personalities in the first two books, I liked them as supporting characters here. Better, I liked both Louise and James. Both are slightly flawed, but ultimately good and genuine people. Neither is so hyperbolic as to turn them into caricatures. This book also has a better balance of nooky to story. I also welcomed Teddy Hamilton’s narration, even if I find his gal voices too nasal (duet style narration would have been perfection).
This book did continue with the pattern of crap (or missing) parents (I mean, with six MCs, can’t one of them have a well adjusted, supportive mom or dad?). This book also, again, gave the gal the prior relationship baggage. And having Ms. Mallon narrate all three books at times caused the six MCs to blend together where I lost track of which character was speaking. However, these were minor issues that were outweighed by the humor and heart in this book. I look forward to the next book in the series.
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- Sara K.
- 09-27-22
Instantly hooked on Sharkbait
I have devoured each book in this series and Louise’s story did not disappoint. Erin Mallon has a unique way of developing characters that allows you to relate to them in multiple levels. You have all the feels, sometimes at the same time. But what truly makes these books special is not just the relationship between the main characters and the need to follow them to their HEA but also the relationships with the supporting characters. Louise’s character already had depth by book three because Mallon took the time in the first two books to develop a triad of women who connect outside of the “romance”. One should also appreciate how much attention Mallon spends on the professions of the protagonist.
James is the perfect counterpart for Louise. He challenges her in the most important ways while working through his own roadblocks of life. Although the first two books were single POV, I like the fact that this one was dual. There were some important aspects in his story that made the story even richer.
A side bonus, I have learned so much about the natural sciences in these books that I doubt I would have otherwise. That attention to detail further develops the world in which her characters inhabit and allows you to immerse in their world.
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- @lisalovestoread69
- 10-04-22
A. Side-Splitting, Delightful Listen
I love Erin Mallon as a narrator and she is even better narrating her own story. Teddy Hamilton is a good fit reading opposite her in this story. This was the first story that I have read/listened to that Erin has also authored and she certainly did it justice. I laughed so hard my stomach cramped. The writing was engaging and well-plotted. The cast of characters was wonderfully quirky and the ridiculous, side-splitting scenarios they experience were delightful. You won’t regret giving this story a try! I am voluntarily submitting this review
After listening to an advanced complementary copy of this audiobook.
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- Kristie galindo
- 09-27-22
Funny and fabulous story/narration
Erin always give us the best quirky, fun and entertaining characters. Sharkbait will have you laughing out loud, wanting to binge read the book and fall in love with the characters in this book. Loved the cameo appearances from the character in the books in the series.
Louise is a smart and determined woman who is working herself into the ground to meet her goals. She acts out of character one night and it leads to so much more than she anticipated.
James is a great human, a great dad and a great friend. Iris is his daughter that is his absolute world. He is strong, caring and isn’t afraid to show his feelings.
Louise and James are such a fun couple who have great banter and their chemistry is undeniable. I literally laughed out out several times - the oral surgeon scene is priceless!!
I highly recommend reading this book - it is a stand alone but reading the other books will help with the other characters who make cameo appearances.
The audiobook is phenomenal. Erin and Teddy Hamilton are gifted narrators with smooth and fabulous voices. They bring amazing energy and emotion to each of their characters. As with reading the book, listening to the oral surgeon scene and praying mantis scene will have you laughing so hard you will cry!
I received a complimentary copy and I am leaving my honest review.
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- Bella Reads Romance
- 09-27-22
Erin Mallon deserves all of the stars!
Meet Cold Brew… I mean Louise. We met her a couple of years ago, as estranged Ralph’s little sister, in Flirtasaurus - but we didn’t get to know her. We meet a completely different side of her, right from page 1 of Sharkbait! She and James meet and have a very quick introduction, and that is all she wants, but suddenly they’re running into each other everywhere..
Louise is a marine biologist working towards a special internship in Florida, and isn’t looking for any sort of a relationship. James is a recovering alcoholic single father, devoted to his daughter, and is really interested in a relationship with Louise. Their goals completely clash…
Erin, as usual, has written another gold-star novel with this one! I loved the first two in the series like nobody’s business, but this one - it has blown them both out of the water (pun completely intended)! Everything about this one, from how the couple interacts, the conversations, the friendships between the girls from the three books (and the guys), the chemistry and the steams - it’s all perfect!
The audio - what can I say that I haven’t said before… Erin is my number one gal! Her voice always soothes me and is pretty much one of the only ones I can have on when I’m migraine-ing. Teddy Hamilton (swoon!) is another voice I can pick out anytime and I think I could listen to both of them non-stop. The audio was perfection!
I’m glad I read this first and then listened, because the double experience made it even more special! I’m definitely recommending this book to everyone - in fact, I’m going to be shouting it from the rooftops, for my favourite Erin! Pick up this book, especially the audio, and the entire Natural History series (meet Calliope and Mabel!)!!!
I received an advance review & listen copy from Erin Mallon & Social Butterfly PR, and this is my honest feedback.
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- Jennifer Marie
- 09-27-22
Loved Louise and James
I loved everything about this story, it was awkward fun, hilarious and will hit you in the feels. I love the humor and found myself hysterical laughing several times. I loved that James threw a wrench in Louise plan to just have a fling when they find out they both have mutual friends. These two have amazing an amazing connection and I loved the banter between them. One of my favorite things about the story was James relationship with his daughter.
Erin Mallon and Teddy Hamilton were the perfect voices for Louise and James. Erin did an amazing job bringing out all of Louise’s personality and Teddy brought out how James sweet and caring is. This one was my favorite of series and would definitely recommend to all the rom-com lovers!
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- Marsha Minutella
- 09-28-22
Such a great pick up!
Loved this book #3 in this series (and delighted there will be more from these characters in the future). Just like the previous two books, I had to catch myself laughing out loud and remembering to not drink while listening to avoid that liquid shooting out my nose situation. Keep at it Erin!
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