Showmancing the Bone
A Warmington Players Novella
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Wendy Finegan is a lifelong, self-professed theater nerd. When an unexpected opportunity arises to stage manage a truly awful show featuring a sexy soup maker she has secretly crushed on for years, how can she say no? But there are two rules Wendy absolutely must follow, or else the whole show could fall apart: 1. Never ever set foot onstage, and 2. Do not, under any circumstances, give in to a showmance with this sexy soup man. Rule number one certainly won’t be an issue, but rule number two? Rule number two is going to be a big problem.
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Sweet, Sassy and Intelligent
- By Belle Barrell on 10-26-19
By: Nina Bocci
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The Loudest Silence
- By: Olivia Janae
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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Rising star cellist Kate Flynn is new to Chicago and her job at the Windy City Chamber Ensemble. On day one, she is surprised by the board's intriguing president, Vivian Kensington. Not only does the woman come with a formidable reputation, but she's also deaf. However, between a familiar face Kate isn't ready to see again and the difficulties of being a single mom, she isn't sure Chicago is the right place for her.
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Tried to like it
- By Ella on 03-09-23
By: Olivia Janae
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Maybe the Moon
- By: Armistead Maupin
- Narrated by: Armistead Maupin
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
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All of 31 inches tall, Cady is a true survivor in a town where, as she says, "you can die of encouragement". Her early starring role as a lovable elf in an immensely popular American film proved a major disappointment, since moviegoers never saw the face behind the stifling rubber suit she was required to wear. Now, after a decade of hollow promises from the Industry, she is reduced to performing at birthday parties and bat mitzvahs as she waits for the miracle that will finally make her a star.
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short but good
- By Charlene on 08-06-07
By: Armistead Maupin
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Dumplin'
- By: Julie Murphy
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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Dubbed "Dumplin'" by her former beauty queen mom, Willowdean has always been at home in her own skin. Her thoughts on having the ultimate bikini body? Put a bikini on your body. With her all-American-beauty best friend, Ellen, by her side, things have always worked...until Will takes a job at Harpy's, the local fast-food joint. There she meets Private School Bo, a hot former jock. Will isn't surprised to find herself attracted to Bo. But she is surprised when he seems to like her back.
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Enjoyable heartwarming story
- By Jenjer on 08-26-16
By: Julie Murphy
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Down on Me
- By: J. Kenner
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
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With his tight muscles and vibrant ink, certified bachelor Reece Walker is the kind of man who’s used to having any woman he craves in his bed - except Jenna Montgomery. She’s been his best friend for years, and that’s a line he just can’t cross. Until a wild, stolen kiss changes everything. Now anything goes, and Reece is determined to use every wicked skill in his sensual repertoire to claim Jenna as his friend, his lover, his everything.
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Good listen!
- By Virginia on 08-18-18
By: J. Kenner
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Blackout
- By: Dhonielle Clayton, Tiffany D. Jackson, Nic Stone, and others
- Narrated by: Joniece Abbott-Pratt, Dion Graham, Imani Parks, and others
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Six critically acclaimed, best-selling, and award-winning authors bring the glowing warmth and electricity of Black teens in love to this charming, hilarious, and heartwarming novel that shines a bright light through the dark. This full-cast audio edition is performed by Joniece Abbott-Pratt, Dion Graham, Imani Parks, Jordan Cobb, Shayna Small, A.J Beckles, and Audible Hall-of-Famer Bahni Turpin.
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- By Benita on 08-11-21
By: Dhonielle Clayton, and others
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The Sweetest Fix
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Gabriel Spires
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Reese dreams of seeing her name in lights on Broadway, but so far she has only graced the used car parking lots of rural Wisconsin. With her window of opportunity shrinking fast, a miracle happens. She wins an audition with Bernard Bexley, Broadway’s most respected dance choreographer. When disaster strikes and Reese misses the audition, she has to find another way in front of Bernard, otherwise face the disappointment back home.
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A great listen!
- By Claire Murphy on 02-10-23
By: Tessa Bailey
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Shark's Edge
- Shark's Edge, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
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Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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A great start to a classic Contemporary Romance
- By Carey Sabala on 12-12-19
By: Angel Payne, and others
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Lost for Words
- By: Andrea Bramhall
- Narrated by: Rachael Beresford
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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Sasha Adams has it all. Fulfilling career, loving family, great friends, and . . . Who's she kidding? She lives at home with her aging mother, Fleur. She works as a massage therapist, and spends all her time with her best friend, Bobbi. But damn it, she's happy. Well, okay, maybe not happy, but she's content. It's enough. Until the well-meaning but meddlesome women in her life, Fleur and Bobbi, team up and enter Sasha into a writing competition with the potential to change her life.
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She trusts her readers
- By Anonymous User on 01-02-23
By: Andrea Bramhall
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The Field Guide to the North American Teenager
- By: Ben Philippe
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Norris is clever, cynical, and quite possibly too smart for his own good. A Black French Canadian, he knows from watching American sitcoms that those three things don’t bode well when you are moving to Texas. Plunked into a new high school, Norris finds himself cataloging everyone he meets: the Cheerleaders, the Jocks, the Loners, and even the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Making a ton of friends has never been a priority for him, and this way he can at least amuse himself until it’s time to go back to Canada, where he belongs. Yet those labels soon become actual people to Norris....
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Heartwarming...but profuse profanity.
- By Dajah B. on 01-28-19
By: Ben Philippe
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Prince of Lies
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
- By heinouslizard on 03-04-23
By: Lucy Lennox
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Act Cool
- By: Tobly McSmith
- Narrated by: Shaan Dasani
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Aspiring actor August Greene just landed a coveted spot at the prestigious School of Performing Arts in New York. There’s only one problem: His conservative parents won’t accept that he’s transgender. And to stay with his aunt in the city, August must promise them he won’t transition.
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Would recommend
- By LindsayPrower on 05-04-22
By: Tobly McSmith
What listeners say about Showmancing the Bone
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- Christine
- 11-17-22
Wendy & Duncan
I loved this book! It was so fun and wacky. Wendy and Duncan were such a cute couple! Wendy loves theater and decides to be a stage manager and reconnects with a man she used to know that she had a crush on. Now they are working on the same play together and Wendy needs to follow her number one rule which is not to have a romance during the show. But Duncan makes this super difficult.
I loved their story it was funny and wacky and heartfelt and such a great story! Loved it!
Erin as always is a pleasure to listen to! Her voice is so soothing and I will forever say she does the best male voices. Love everything she narrates!
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- Jennifer Marie
- 11-16-22
Fun romantic comedy
I loved this cute, witty romantic comedy, that follows a theater geek, Wendie and a soup chef, Duncan. These characters are both single parents of older children and have found each other years after they originally met. There are plenty of laugh out loud moments including the fun names for the food dishes featured throughout this story. Erin Mallon not only wrote a fun story but she also narrates it and she does a wonderful job of bringing these cast of quirky characters to life.
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- Geek Girl Reads
- 11-21-22
Adorable!
I loved reading the short story in Smartasses, so I just had to get the audio. I adore Erin and her brilliant writing and narrating. This is a cute, sweet, and funny quick listen that is sure to brighten your day!
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- @lisalovestoread69
- 11-17-22
A delightfully witty listen
I just finished listening to this new novella written and narrated by Erin Mallon. It was short and sweet and just ridiculous enough to make a really sweet romcom. This story is about two empty-nesters (Wendy Finnegan and the sexy soup-man,) who both became parents very young. They each find themselves redefining themselves at the age of 36 and 41, really making an attempt at romance for the first time in their lives. Add in an absurd play about soup, a theater company full of wacky characters, and a performance in a Soup-Only restaurant called Slurping the Bone, and it is a recipe for a delightfully witty listen. As always, Erin Mallon delivers a entertaining performance as the novella’s narrator. I am finding that her audiobooks keep me coming back for more! I am voluntarily submitting this review after listening to an advanced complementary copy.
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- Yael Waknin
- 11-16-22
I always loved Erin's work
📚 I've read this book as a part of the Smartasses anthology rom-com, and now I had the absolute pleasure of also listening to the audiobook, and I HAD SO MUCH FUN!
💜 Loving Erin's narration isn't just "loving her narration"; it's admiring the hell out of it!
Because listening to her narrating all of those diverse characters was a delight!
❤️ Reading those characters wasn't the same as listening to Erin voicing each of them and giving the right edge and tone I imagined they had.
But one of my favorite things was listening to Erin narrating Laurel. It made me laugh so hard that I literally went back a few times just to hear her at the first rehearsal saying (singing) her lines!
This story was so funny and sweet and made me want to eat soup all day. I loved the colorful characters and the sweet love story (not just between Wendy and Duncan, AKA sexy soup man. And I loved that Erin thought of every little comic stuff as much as the big funny moments.
🤭 And after laughing with laurel and Maud and with every genius character in this story, Erin's narration in the last scene (of the Souper) gave me actual chills and teary eyes.
I mean, it's a really funny and fun romcom but something in that scene - and the way Erin delivered it - tugged at my heart. 💕
💜 I always loved Erin's work as an author and as a narrator, and I think with each book she's writing and performing her work, she's becoming one of my favorite authors and female narrators!
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- ElyLibrarySec
- 11-16-22
Love This Author/Narrator
If you know this author’s work, you know that you’re in for a good time. If this is your first book in the world of Erin Mallon, then you may be pleasantly surprised. She made me hungry; she made me laugh, and she made me want to find the restaurant that became the backdrop for our characters.
With the holiday season upon us, time starts to creep up on, but we still want to get in our reading. This is a story that will be over in a matter of a couple hours. You choose to listen so that you can read and get your work done at the same time. Maybe you want to get off your feet so you can get the written version of her story. Whichever version you have you’ll come away having had a great time.
The author wears many hats and juggles all her roles with ease. I always find it difficult, or near impossible, to not laugh out loud in her presence. She works with some great narrators but in this instance, she shines all on her own. You will notice my review is more about our author than the story itself. It’s easier to talk about an author/narrator you love than to talk about their book without giving anything away – no spoiler alerts here.
I was not compensated nor was I required to write a positive review. The opinions I have expressed are my own.
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- Audio_Enabler
- 11-17-22
Punny
Once again Erin Mallon has written a love story to theatre. It's a fun-filled story chalked full of witty banter and laugh out loud puns; the soup names are so clever.
Erin's storytelling is fantastic and her joy is evident in her narration. I highly recommend listening for a pun time.
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- Janine Birt
- 11-16-22
Super Cute Love Letter to the Theatre World
This is the love story for the "we've already raised kids" generation. Both the characters had their kids early in life so they're both on the young side of middle age. Life has brought them back together after a few years removed from a situational acquaintance with some heavy unrequited lusting (because they never really talked to each other).
Wendy, lover of theatre, is getting the opportunity to stage manage a dinner theatre production of a community theatre show staged in a restaurant that only serves soup (but does a darn good job of it).
Duncan (aka Sexy Soup Man) is the owner/chef specializing in soup, the leading man of the show and very attracted to Wendy.
But, showmances are for the actors, not for those behind the curtain... or are they?
The only thing I want to change... is I want more of this story and these characters. The sassy older playwrite and actress who bicker in such an amusing way, the young director bringing big show ideas to this out of the box production, the quirky restaurants! I loved this one so much that I want more of it.
This quickie audio is solo narrated by author Erin Mallon and it's so much fun. The various side characters, the quirky nature of their surroundings, the emotional range and growth for this empty nesting single mom... it's a delight. And the tender moments! gah... Duncan is swoony with his romantic gesture.
I requested and was generously provided with an advance copy of the audiobook. These are my honest thoughts and opinions.
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- Jodi
- 11-16-22
Sweet, witty, and laugh out loud novella!!
Showmancing the Bone by Erin Mallon was a sweet, witty, and laugh-out-loud novella that definitely made soup sexy, and put a huge grin on my face! I had the opportunity to read this novella when it was first featured in the Smartasses Anthology. However, hearing Erin bring all these hilarious and clever characters to life was quite an entertaining listening experience for my ears!
Erin’s performance of Wendy, a thirty-six-year-old single mom looking to find a new start after her daughter goes off to college, is one crazy romp of a good time. Along with fantastic writing, Erin also showcases her talented narration skills by voicing sexy soup maker Duncan, along with several other humorous side characters that will have you chuckling throughout the entire audio. Maude and Laurel were both an absolute hoot! (Well done, Erin!)
Overall, I LOVED this novella in audio! If you are a fan of an amusing romcom with a hot soupy hero, a bold sassy stage director, dates in your pajamas, entertaining cereal “killer” menu items, hilarious banter, the theater, a super dramatic actress, late-night phone conversations, snack time, second chances, taking center stage, and a HEA that never tasted sweeter, then you will love Wendy and Duncan’s story. I always look forward to more from Erin Mallon!
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- Jess
- 11-16-22
super fun!
I had so much fun listening to this short and sweet novella by Erin Mallon. Lots of colorful characters, some awful theater, and a heroine that charmed my socks off. Wendy is unsure what her next step should be now that her daughter is off to school. An opportunity to stage manage a small production opens up doors she never knew she needed. Grab some soup and prepare for a fun ride.
As always Ms. Mallon gives an amazing performance in her narration. The comedic timing is flawless and all of the different character voices are amazing.
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