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These Walls Can Talk

By: Erin Mallon
Narrated by: Joe Arden, Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Emma Wilder
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It's totally normal to fall in love with an audiobook narrator's voice, right?

Right.

Just ask Vera, who listens to "her" guy whenever and wherever she can: while driving, working, parenting, cooking, cleaning, showering...you name it.

But now, she's bringing him into the bedroom. And her husband is less than pleased.

These Walls Can Talk is a raucous and heartfelt love letter to romance audiobooks: the authors who write them, the narrators and engineers who record them, and the passionate fans who devour them.

©2020 Erin Mallon (P)2020 Erin Mallon Drama & Plays Literature & Fiction Romantic Comedy Funny Witty Heartfelt

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Erin Mallon is a favorite narrator and she brought a stellar cast of narrators to the table for her debut audiobook. A funny, over the top sexy look at the world of romance audiobooks, the narrators and its listeners.

I laughed, nodded and devoured this in one sitting.

hilarious look at audiobooks, narrators and fans

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This was the most entertaining thing I've listened to in a while. Erin is so talented. I really cannot wait to see what she comes up with next! The cast of narrators was outstanding and I loved the bloopers and sneak peek of Flirtasaurus!

Laugh out loud funny!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was freaking awesome! I enjoyed that sooo much.

Ohh God! I needed that!

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Heck yeah, Erin Mallon (who has been one of my favorite narrators for quite some time now). This audio play was hysterical, and it was so nice to hear some of my favorite narrators all working together.

Full of laughs...

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Romance audiophiles will love this. It is more like a sitcom than a novel; a true audio play. This book is for you If:
1. You’ve ever look for books based on the narrator
2. You are hyper vigilant about not letting you audio book sync to a device that would allow other people to hear what you are listening to
3. You have ever wondered about the minds of the narrator
4. You have ever gotten annoyed when a narrator mispronounces a word, or an author misuses a word
5. You like quirky books
6. You have ever wondered if you could do a male characters voice as well as Andi Arndt

Thank you, Erin Mallon!

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The humor, the characters, and the style of writing is just amazing. So the characters! They are all well written and with completely different personalities. No one is the same but they all fit so well together. You can't help but empathize with their struggles because everyone goes through something. The central characters, Vera and Cameron, really shine here.

The narrators, of course, did a phenomenal job! The way they deliver a punchline is so on point! I couldn't stop laughing at Joe and his noises. LOL! So well done.

With all of that said, I highly recommend this audiobook especially when you need something to cheer you up. It has romance, friendship, humor, and most of all, understanding one another.

Fantastic writing and very humorous!

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I loved the multiple narrators in this, the hilarious play/storyline, and the laugh out loud (SEVERAL) moments!

I have already recommended this to people and absolutely recommend it to anyone reading this review!

Just grab it and hold on and listen! 5 LMAO stars!!!

Hilarious, twisted story!

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Just take the time to listen. If you are any type of romance fan, you’ll love every minute of it. So much fun!

Hilarious

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I love Erin Mallon - her narrating, her novels, and most especially her audioplays. This is by far her best one! It is absolutely freaking hilarious!!

Not only does it have a dream team of narrators (not all of my favourites are included, but every single one of these peeps is on my top faves list!! Love them all so much!), but this play is about poking fun at the entire romance genre, as well as the audio recording and listening scene! Oh, my but it is 2 hours of pure listening pleasure!

You can get this as an ebook or paperback as well, and that would be nice to have on your shelf, but when you can get this with the most amazing narrators to bring the entire thing to life (and have the best voices in your ears), you really do need to listen to this - as it's intended. You need to go out and buy it on Audible and listen now - especially with the Narwhal (Joe Arden) returning in the second installment, coming soon! YUM!
(plus, they've just done an update and improved/enhanced the extra sound effects, so now I will re-listen. I listened just before the update was announced to be coming soon, as I wanted to hear it before and after)

Best. Audioplay. EVER!

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I loved this book. The story is fun and made me laugh out loud several times. Anyone who is a fan of narrators will love it.

A very fun listen!

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