
Smitey Heroes: The First Five Smitey Stories
Smitey Heroes Compilations, Book 1
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Jordan Joseph
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Jordan Joseph
About this listen
Join the Smitey Heroes as they embark on exciting (and ridiculous) adventures.
In this first collection of Smitey Heroes stories, you will:
- Meet the four identical brothers who all became squires.
- Watch as the princess fights off all of her suitors.
- Go deep into the swamps to find the grossest dragon.
- Ascend the heights of Dragon Mountain to find the not-gross dragons (if they’re not on vacation, that is).
- And join the peasants as they defend the kingdom against trolls!
This Smitey Heroes collection includes five stories: "The Four Squires", "A Suitor for the Princess", "The Grossest Dragon", "Dragon Mountain", and "Peasant Poison Pony".
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