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Jordan Joseph
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It wasn't easy being a peasant; at any moment, a knight could ride in and sack your whole village. In fact, that was the favorite hobby of the Ruthless Knight. When his village was attacked, only a chance ride on a Unicorn saved the life of a young Farmer, but if he wanted to defeat the Ruthless Knight, he was going to need a Smiteyer mount. He was going to need a dragon.
The Farmer must venture into the swamps below Dragon Mountain in search of the Brown Dragon, the only dragon known to carry peasants. He must face his fears, as well as the horrible stench, to find the creature known as the Grossest Dragon.
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