Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
Jane Bond, Books 1-2
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Tess Irondale
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V.R. Tapscott
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series.
Some Assembly Required, book one
An alien pilot. A chocolate cake. A doomed relationship or two.
Jane’s life as an elementary school librarian gets sidetracked when she digs up the AI pilot of a 140-million-year-old spacecraft. Now, she’s running all over the world looking for spaceship parts, falling in and out of love, and trying to keep her friends from thinking she’s crazy. To make matters worse, the ship she’s recovering is starting to sound a bit more like the Death Star than the Millennium Falcon. When did life get so complicated?
Dark Side of the Moon, book two
Fully stocked spaceship garage - check. Fully prepped spaceship - check. Fully trained...and ready to pilot? Jane’s got her own spaceship, but she has no idea how to even get it out of the garage, let alone fly it. No worries, everything’s under control - meet Olive, Jane’s new pilot!
Jane finds some very interesting things in the basement left behind when Kit went away. Among them is a fully operational space ship. After an almost shattering start, Jane and her friends are globetrotting again, with the addition of Olive to pilot the ship - and make pancakes. Olive isn’t a real person, but she’s working hard at becoming one - and learning how to make pancakes and waffles along the way. But will pancakes be enough to deal with Jane’s mom and whatever lies on the dark side of the moon?
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Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
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The Bitter and Sweet of Cherry Season
- By: Molly Fader
- Narrated by: Nancy Peterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Everything Hope knows about the Orchard House is from the stories of her late mother. So when she arrives at the northern Michigan family estate late one night with a terrible secret and her 10-year-old daughter in tow, she’s not sure if she’ll be welcomed or turned away with a shotgun by the aunt she has never met.
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Really Enjoyed It
- By Kathryn @theBookDate on 03-30-21
By: Molly Fader
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The Blight Way
- A Sheriff Bo Tully Mystery
- By: Patrick F. McManus
- Narrated by: Charles Leggett
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
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Bo Tully is the sheriff of Blight County, Idaho, where law enforcement is usually pretty mundane: tracking down truants running away from school, picking up country boys who've had a few too many beers. But Tully gets a little more than the country norm when an ex-con calls with the startling news that there's a corpse draped across one of his fences.
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Lots of fun and no bad language
- By Share on 02-26-10
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Sexy/Dangerous
- A Novel
- By: Beverly Jenkins
- Narrated by: Myra Lucretia Taylor
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Wearing her shades, a black Stetson, and snakeskin cowboy boots, security agent Maxine "Max" Blake is the baddest thing walking. Ex-marine, ex-cop, and a whole lot of 'tude, Max doesn't have time for anything but her job. Her latest assignment: to protect Dr. Adam Gary. Her problem: He doesn't want her there.
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Excellent read
- By WANAY on 11-23-22
By: Beverly Jenkins
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
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When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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A Bright Shore
- The Eden Chronicles, Book 1
- By: S.M. Anderson
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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The West's own governments are giving up, have already lost, or are leading the charge to something else. This doesn't sit well with those who believe in liberty. This is the story of a people who have lost the political fight, they've lost the culture wars, they haven't seen a level playing field in a generation, and they are about to be made serfs. None of that matters. They're leaving....
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Interesting Take on Dystopian (socialist) Future
- By VaDavid on 08-04-20
By: S.M. Anderson
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
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In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
What listeners say about Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
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- Upsguy
- 06-07-23
Very entertaining
Offense full look into the future of AI. And how it would apply to advance robotics in a fantasy world.
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- JC photog
- 07-30-22
Bond Jane Bond
Spoiler Alert:
sorry but it's part of my thoughts of dislikes and likes and need to explain why i saying it
No Sci-Fi please:
I was expecting a spy mystery book but got more. I do not like SY-FI so glad it was not too much. It captivating who Jane 's mother is works for. It makes an interesting scenario for Jane. Yes I enjoy this book and it left me want to read the 3 book which is in my wish list.
Why I gave the overall 4 star:
why bring Dale back and then later in second book again. What Dale is is unspeakable but guess Jane is a very very nice person. Jame is an individual adventure girl like Laura Craft. No need for a male partner. I am glad though to see that Bailey is now working with Jane.
Story is difference and fresh. I enjoy each chapter and it keeps me wanting to read the next chapter. Other than the rotten Dale I have relish the entire series (book 1 & 2) thus far. I eagerly wait for the next adventure of Bond Jane Bond.
Thanks for reading my rant......
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-07-23
Very Immersive Story
I’m hooked! Cannot wait for more of it!
All characters are very well depicted and with great care.
You can feel all the emotion and humor put into every situation making you feel as if your in the same room.
The narrator shows all the characters told about with full range of emotion and wit.
Thank you for the adventure and hoping more will come soon.
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- Bobbi H
- 01-29-23
Excellent beginning
I’m curious to see where it goes. I love the characters and the author does a great job of bringing the world to life.
Being a Washington native who actually attended Chelan grade school it was fun to see a piece of my childhood brought to life.
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- Bobby Shaftoe
- 02-22-24
A Whole Lot of Fun
This is a really fun and well performed story. I recommend it to anyone. The author is not afraid to move the story along.
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- jaybird
- 01-14-21
Very Entertaining Story and Great Performance
This was very entertaining, had just the right amount of pop culture references and snark with out being over done. Tess Irondale is Awesome she is one of the best narrators on Audible.
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- Michael Fariss
- 03-09-24
A fun and warm story, I enjoyed it
A fun and warm story, I enjoyed it because the firs book was like a scavenger hunt with a twist and fun characters. The second book was had great characters that grew with a bit of mystery and adventure toward the end. Joy and fun without things needing to blow up every 5 minutes.
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- Lisa H
- 05-14-22
I really enjoyed the read
I was ready to book publisher pack and didn’t even realize it in two days. The story is good with just the amount of happy fun with mild foreshadowing. It makes me want more I already bought the second publishers pack.
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- C E Wright
- 02-21-21
PG 13 Scifi stories.
If you have read the books then you'll truly enjoy these Audible versions even more.
Tess Irondale does a great job narrating these two stories. Her voices for the various characters is spot on.
Definitely a fun and sometimes asilly situations but she makes it work.
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- Lucy H. Delaney
- 11-07-23
Fun and light-hearted sci-fi for the ladies
A comical and witty sci-fi story to escape from reality into. Not only is the narrator a delight, the story is fast-paced and quite endearing. I'm from Central Washington so I absolutely love that my area (among others) is highlighted in all it's geographic and seasonal glory. Jane is NOT James' brother, which I kind of expected. Instead she is uniquely her own, over the top, goofy female who tries to be and do everything and somehow finds herself the lucky friend of the coolest AI ever. Jane's world is a fun one to hop into if you're looking for light-hearted, sci-fi escape.
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