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"Where no one has been dumb enough to have gone before."
Vance Turbo, Hero of Space, has spent most of his hard-won officer's career helping refugees. This ends when a star gets blown up and he accidentally ends up saving everyone.
Now the captain of the E.S.S Ares, he is on a goodwill mission to Contested Space. Unfortunately, his crew is made up of people who couldn't qualify for Space Academy but are now in thanks to lowered enlistment standards. Captain Turbo has also been charged by the Elder Races to find out who blew up the star or they're going to destroy humanity. Did we mention the evil Notha Emperor wants to be his best friend? All in a day's work for the galaxy's most questionably qualified explorer.
Space Academy is an all-new series from the hilarious duo of C.T. Phipps (Supervillainy Saga, Agent G) and Michael Suttkus (The Bright Falls Mysteries, Lucifer's Star) that lampoons space opera and military science fiction.
©2022 C.T. Phipps and Michael Suttkus (P)2022 Podium AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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The Star Kingdom's ally Erewhon is growing increasingly restive in the alliance because the new High Ridge regime ignores its needs. Add to that the longstanding problem of a slave labor planet controlled by hostile Mesans in Erewhon's stellar back yard, a problem which High Ridge also ignores.
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poorly done
- By Kyle on 04-17-10
By: David Weber, and others
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A Fiery Sunset
- The Omega War, Book 1
- By: Chris Kennedy, Mark Wandrey
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
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The plot by the Galactic Union’s Mercenary Guild against the Four Horsemen has culminated in an invasion of Earth. Faced with an overwhelming force, the human mercs had no choice. They’ve fled, leaving Sansar Enkh to go to the Mercenary Guild headquarters on Capital Planet to stand trial for humanity. On the run, Jim Cartwright and Nigel Shirazi have travelled to the Winged Hussars’ secret base of New Warsaw, in an effort to convince Alexis Cromwell to join the fight, while the other mercenaries who escaped the fall of Earth have gone to the perceived safe haven of Karma.
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had a hard time finishing
- By Connie Uriarte on 05-17-20
By: Chris Kennedy, and others
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Diving into the Wreck
- Diving Series, Book 1
- By: Kristine Kathryn Rusch
- Narrated by: Jennifer Van Dyck
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Boss loves to dive historical ships, derelict spacecraft found adrift in the blackness between the stars. Sometimes she salvages for money, but mostly she's an active historian. She wants to know about the past--to experience it firsthand. Once she's dived the ship, she'll either leave it for others to find or file a claim so that she can bring tourists to dive it as well. It's a good life for a tough loner, with more interest in artifacts than people.
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NOT Clive Cussler in Space
- By W. S. on 03-18-10
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Rebel Fleet
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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They hunt us. They bomb our worlds for target practice. A star cluster in the constellation of Orion rotates once every 1,000 years. Those who rule there have an ancient tradition: When each cycle ends, they train their fleets by spilling the blood of lesser beings. The enemy fleets are coming again. In response, the Rebel Worlds gather their starships to face the terrifying threat, and this time humanity is asked to stand with them. The last time they considered Earth, Vikings in longboats were raiding English coastlines. Today, we're less primitive. Today, we're a target.
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Swarm series all over again
- By Kenneth on 03-18-17
By: B. V. Larson
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Swarm
- Star Force, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Kyle Riggs is snatched by an alien spacecraft sometime after midnight. The ship is testing everyone it catches and murdering the weak. The good news is that Kyle keeps passing tests and staying alive. The bad news is the aliens who sent this ship are the nicest ones out there.
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Finally some ORIGINAL scifi action.
- By Amazon Customer on 10-25-11
By: B. V. Larson
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On Silver Wings
- By: Evan Currie
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Colony on Hayden's world went black, a team was sent to investigate. It was supposed to be a training mission: skip in, find out the Casimir Transmitter had gone dead, report back and wait for resupply from the Fleet. By the time the only surviving member of the team made landfall, it was spectacularly clear that this wasn't a training mission.
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Not the best, but better than many on audible
- By Desmond on 10-27-15
By: Evan Currie
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A Call to Duty
- Book I of Manticore Ascendant
- By: David Weber, Timothy Zahn
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
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Growing up, Travis Uriah Long yearned for order and discipline in his life...he two things his neglectful mother couldn’t or wouldn’t provide. So when Travis enlisted in the Royal Manticoran Navy, he thought he’d finally found the structure he’d always wanted so desperately. But life in the RMN isn’t exactly what he expected. Boot camp is rough and frustrating; his first ship assignment lax and disorderly; and with the Star Kingdom of Manticore still recovering from a devastating plague, the Navy is possibly on the edge of budgetary extinction.
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Astronautical adventure story
- By Jean on 10-14-14
By: David Weber, and others
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Starship Liberator
- Galactic Liberation, Book 1
- By: David VanDyke, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
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The Hundred Worlds have withstood invasion by the relentless Hok for decades. The human worlds are strong, but the Hok have the resources of a thousand planets behind them, and their fleets attack in endless waves. The long war has transformed the Hundred Worlds into heavily fortified star systems. Their economies are geared for military output, and they raise specialized soldiers to save our species. Assault Captain Derek Straker is one such man among many.
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Super author team fails
- By Jesper on 05-03-17
By: David VanDyke, and others
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Hell's Heart
- Prey, Book 1
- By: John Jackson Miller
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Klingon commander Kruge died in combat against James T. Kirk on the Genesis planet back in 2285, he left behind a powerful house in disarray - and a series of ticking time bombs: the Phantom Wing, a secret squadron of advanced Birds-of-Prey; a cabal of loyal officers intent on securing his heritage; and young Korgh, his thwarted would-be heir, willing to wait a Klingon lifetime to enact his vengeance.
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Great start to a series.
- By alex on 02-18-17
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Battle Cruiser
- Lost Colonies, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
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One starship will either save Earth or destroy her. A century ago our star erupted, destroying Earth's wormhole network and closing off trade with her colonized planets. After being out of contact with the younger worlds for so many years, humanity is shocked when a huge ship appears at the edge of the solar system. Our outdated navy investigates, both curious and fearful. What they learn from the massive vessel shocks the planet.
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Disappointing, Juvenile
- By Russ on 12-27-15
By: B. V. Larson
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Ascension Series: Volume I
- Books 1-3
- By: Ken Lozito
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 21 hrs and 13 mins
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Contains books one, two and three of the action-packed space opera Ascension series. They’ve been watching us for hundreds of years. Now they need our help. Earth is not safe. Zack is good at finding things, but when he discovers a global conspiracy, life as he knows it is over. Kept secret for 60 years, the discovery of an alien signal forces an unlikely team to investigate a mysterious structure discovered in the furthest reaches of the solar system. Join the crew of the Athena, Earth’s most advanced spaceship on the ultimate journey beyond our wildest imagining.
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Clearly written for the Jr. High School age group
- By Ed H. on 03-11-21
By: Ken Lozito
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- john
- 06-24-22
Great follow up!
CTP is becoming one of my favorite authors, from supervillainy series to red room. His humor and and pop culture reference make for a great read, and at a point I thought is he serious about anything. Then you get a few chapters into his books and realize the depth of the stories and how his humor gets you there. Been a blast getting to know his books and this series is no exception, with his writing and JK as the narrator you cant go wrong.
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- George Riley
- 04-13-24
Character of main character
Too much talk of sexual relations. Sounds like high school opera. Interesting relationship of different cultures.
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- Chuzpah
- 07-29-22
YES!!!! Vance is back!
I loved Space Academy Dropouts, so listening to this was a no-brainer. I love science fiction, especially the snarky space variety, and this book delivers that in droves. From snarky AIs to vampires, this story has it all. In many ways, the audiobook version is better, and the narrator does a fantastic job. He is what I pictured Vance Turbo would sound like. The character names are hilarious. For instance, one of the AI's is called the TRS-8021, a reference to Radio Shack's TRS-80, I'm sure! My favorite was the one called Shat-3221931, a funny Star Trek reference. This book is pure fun. I listened to this on a red-eye flight, and my laughter kept everyone up. If you are looking for a snarky sci-fi story that keeps you in stitches, this audiobook is for you. I highly recommend it.
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- Dan
- 12-11-22
Another outstanding book!
This was worthy of being a sequel to the first book, and I can’t wait for the third one to drop!
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- Crysta M
- 06-08-22
Fantastic follow up to Dropouts
Space Academy Rejects is a great follow up to Space Academy Dropouts. It has the same great sense of humor, and the short gap between books gave the characters some nice room to grow “off camera” so the story could more naturally expand.
Because the stage is much bigger in this book. There’s more political maneuvering and intrigue going on, and a larger cast of secondary characters. Vance has a bigger set of responsibilities to juggle, and the stakes are higher. But of course they still find time to crack jokes along the way!Also, cybernetic dinosaurs and space battles! So, lots to love going on here.
There’s some new members in the crew that I really loved, and who add a bit more depth to the character party. But not to fear, your favorites are still around too, Trish, in particular, I enjoyed seeing her arc continue to develop. And one cameo that made me especially happy.
The writing is fantastic, as usual, for these authors. And Kafer really out did himself on this one. They threw a couple strange alien accents and impersonations at him and he more than rose to the challenge!
If you liked the first book you’ll love this one too, in some ways I liked it even more than the first book and eagerly looking forward to the next.
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- Velvet Martinez
- 06-10-22
ending..wtf, over??
I just finished this and it has same adventure as the first one. I love the story, and the characters (not as much as Gary though) . without giving anything away...omg..the ending! *facepalm* Looking forward to the next book with these characters and stories!
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- bill
- 03-15-23
Another enjoyable entrant
Another enjoyable entry into the space academy rejects universe. In fact it fits quite well!
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- J Mock Jr
- 04-06-24
New Favorite author
I've been on Audible since 2015. During that time I've listened about audio 202 books. I generally follow listen to a small number of authors religiously. When I was offered the opportunity to listen to CT's books I thought hmm ok. But honestly I've been pleasantly surprised how much I enjoy all his pop culture references. So fantastic are these one liners and story ideas especially as our current history heats up around the development of A.I. I really enjoying these books. C.T. Will be another author I look to exploring his various books. Jeff does a fantastic job bringing these characters to life! thanks Jeff for all your hard work!
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- AudioBookReviewer
- 08-11-22
Fun, Suspense-filled, Military Sci-Fi
Vance Turbo returns as captain of the E.S.S. Ares. The powers that be are sending a spaceship of misfits and the captain of all misfits on a goodwill mission … something is not quite right at all. He has been asked by the Elder Races to find the person/entity responsible for blowing up a star. Of course, if he fails in discovering the responsible person, humanity will be destroyed.
The authors C.T. Phipps and Michael Suttus continue the careful world-building and character development they are well known for. Their plot building is well done along with a few interesting plot twists that add to the parody of the story. I enjoy the throw-back references to an era gone as they bring back fond memories and truly fit within the story.
The narrator, Jeffrey Kafer, once again delivers a strong performance using unique voices for each character that are consistent with the first book. He delivers the most outrageous comments and dialogue easily and with the correct tone.
The humor mixed with military sci-fi makes this space opera a delight. As a team, these authors and narrator capture the fun and excitement of the Space Academy perfectly.
There were no issues with the quality or production of this audiobook.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-15-22
Space Academy...the journey continues
Vance Turbo and Co. are back for yet another crazy adventure, and of course the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. While taking place years after the first one, Vance is still the same reckless wise cracking idealist. I wouldn’t want him any other way. While they thought they’d dealt with the SKAMM threat years ago, someone in the universe still has some of those deadly missiles and just used one to destroy a system, and now Vance and his crew have been tasked with tracking down this threat before it’s too late. Like the first book, Rejects is filled with a crazy cast of characters and features an exciting story. And of course the pop culture references and humor are back in force, though this time around much of humor is a bit more subtle compared to the in your face we got in Dropouts. Can’t way which I actually prefer since both are great fun.
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