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Figrin Da'n didn't do weddings. But Lady Valerian had imported herself a Whipid mate from her homeworld and was dead set on getting hitched in high style. And what with Figrin Da'n's gambling debts, three thousand credits could set him up just fine. But before they could cut the cake, Lady Val's bounty hunter bridegroom took Jabba's bait, skipped town to find Han Solo, and the party exploded into murderous mayhem.
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- K.B.
- 07-04-17
Great all around
An all-around great book with music and drama. It was well acted and edited. Worth checking out!
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- Camren
- 06-01-11
The Band's Backstory
If you're a Star Wars fan like me, you've read most (if not all) the many Star Wars novels in existence, including "Tales of the Mos Eisley Cantina" in which can be found this story, telling the history of the Bith band featured in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
However, this is not a dramatic reading by a single individual. This is a fully dramatized performance of the story by author Kathy Tyers, augmented with music both from the John Williams score, and featuring new original music for the band. I am not going to go into specifics into this story, except that it explains the band's history, how they angered Jabba the Hutt, and what led them to the Cantina at the fateful time when Han Solo and Chewbacca met up with Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
The length of this story is one hour, and makes a great entertainment if you're driving in the car, or multitasking and can't take the time to read the book itself.
The only downside is that not all of the remarkable tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina have been so dramatized. Also available are "Nightlily: The Lovers' Tale", and although not on Audible, Timothy Zahn's entry "Hammertong: Tale of the Tonnika Sisters" was also recorded as a dramatic reading. If you can find that one, get it!
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- dot
- 11-04-18
The best star wars dramatization of all
My favorite growing up and all the way to today along with the Lover's tale and the audiobooks read by Anthony Heald, my only regret was that they didn't finish and do the rest of the tales books the same way.
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- Juan Carrillo
- 12-16-14
music to my ears
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
if your a star wars fan I would tell u this is so worth listening to
What was one of the most memorable moments of Star Wars: We Don't Do Weddings: The Band's Tale (Dramatized)?
the interaction between the band members and learning there difference
Have you listened to any of full cast’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
yes and this one is great
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yes and it was great
Any additional comments?
hope more people listen
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- Scott Neil
- 05-05-18
Too short. Mediicre story. OK performance
I have listened to better podcasts, and regret having purchased this. Pick out anythung in tge Legends series instead if tgus.
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