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Willam Belli
About this listen
The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way.
But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special secret fag-swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.
With a foreword by Neil Patrick Harris.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-02-18
Full of Hilarity and Wisdom
I signed up for Audible just to listen to this book while making food deliveries. 100% worth it. Funny, honest, and full of pop culture references. Everyone could benefit in some way from Willam's book and life experience. I recommend it thoroughly. Thanks.
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- Diana Ramos
- 12-22-16
Extremely entertaining
This was a hilarious, yet useful guide for life. I'm definitely using the advice.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-04-23
Willam does not disappoint
Willam is raw and unfiltered and never ever boring. I actually got really good strait talk advice on relationships, hooking up, breaking up and dropping weight fast. Sidebar, Willam was tipsy through a lot of it which makes it that more amusing.
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- Joey
- 12-04-16
Willam being Willam
Willam was completely himself
In this book. I appreciated his honesty and candor. Him narrating this audiobook was perfect, even him belching and going off script. If you are a fan I think you should buy it. Support our Queens, they bring us so much joy and happiness!
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- Kimberly
- 04-21-20
Great little kiki boots
Hey, it is Willam being Willam. You will not be disappointed because reading is fundamental.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-16-17
Hilarious and Smart
Willam can’t be described but Neil Patrick Harris got close to putting it best. This is hilarious and smart writing and amazing audiobook narration.
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- clen clark
- 02-08-17
amazing
this book was well written and i just loved it so much!! thank you so much willam!!
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- Quashan Rivers
- 11-01-16
I love Willam
I got soooo much T from this. I had to buy the audible because I need to hear his voice more. Hopefully this is not the last book from Willam. Love the pictures as well. A must buy!
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- Arnulfo
- 11-02-16
Loved it
This book is the reason why i got an audible membership so thank Willam audible/amazon
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- Alicia
- 01-19-17
Super funny
I've liked Willam for a long time now and I was really excited to read her book and I was not disappointed. Hearing it in her (and Alaska, Courtney and Bianca's) voice made it even. Ether and more enjoyable. Good job Willam!!!
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