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Don't miss out on this hilarious Super Mario book!
This book, Super Mario, is full of several rib-tickling Mario jokes that are sure to help you feel relaxed after a long day's work. The book also offers you a lot of interesting unknown facts about the Super Mario world.
The book brings out the most fun moments of the Mario series and compels you to take a trip down memory lane. The jokes in this book revolve around almost every character in the Mario series. You are about to discover some of the most laughter-inducing Mario jokes of all time. So put your feet up, grab yourself some coffee and get ready for this roller coaster of a ride.
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
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By: Phil Mason
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-23-20
Interesting
So, my innocent co-listener did not really enjoy much of this, but a mature listener who loves Mario would thoroughly enjoy.
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- EXHS
- 01-11-22
Mario jokes are great
I thought it was pretty funny and I recommend this to people who love Mario and to laugh
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-06-24
HILARIOUS!!!!
This joke book is hilarious and the reading is so funny! The Super Mario jokes play to the series facts!
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- Mango4
- 03-05-23
WHEEEEEEZE!
OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!! I totally recommend this book Mario fan! Don’t skip chapter one or two because it has some interesting facts that a lot of fans probably didn’t know! Thx for listening!
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- Jacob Wright
- 08-20-23
The jokes are not even funny
The jokes are bad the facts it says are obscure are actually well known and it says Luigi has never starred in his only game even though Luigi’s mansion exists and is very famous and also there is a much more obscure one that being Mario is missing
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- LaDamaDama
- 06-24-23
My kids did not like it at all, WAIST OF MONEY.
If you like the super mario brothers movie and think this would be a good fit for yiur kids. it's not, it's boring and definitely not what we were expecting. do not buy.
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- Nur Arnaut
- 03-11-20
Seriously Non-Stop Hilarious
Very well told story on Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the Mario members, altogether.
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- John Klaybourne
- 10-24-22
A dead horse
The jokes were not funny at all and author started common knowledge about these characters that everyone already knows.
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- T-Rae
- 06-15-24
Dirty jokes
I listened to part of this with my son and enjoyed the trivia. Then found out later there are dirty jokes included. We will be returning this title.
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