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- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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Saying “I do” has never been such a mess.
Marlee Medford just got dumped. Yes, things have become ho-hum in her longtime relationship, but she was two days away from walking down the aisle with the man she thought was her forever when he called it off. Convincing herself that they’d be able to reignite their spark once the wedding craziness settled? That was easy. Suddenly finding herself without a fiancé? Not so much. Marlee needs to regain control of her life, and a weekend away with her friends is a solid first step.
One of Denver’s best up-and-coming chefs, perpetual bachelor Eli Howard, isn’t into serious relationships - especially the kind that ends in marriage. As if to prove his point that they aren’t worth the trouble, the wedding he was supposed to be catering just fell apart. Feeling oddly protective of the jilted bride - his little sister’s best friend - his weekend plans now involve a trip to Sin City with her group of friends. But it looks like he had a bit too much fun in Vegas when he wakes up married…wedding night included.
Marlee’s attempts at getting her life back together are failing miserably. Her ex-fiancé is taking the house, her chihuahua is intent on a love affair with Eli’s sneakers, and she’s now accidentally hitched to the guy who can't even say the word marriage. With their quickie annulment denied, Eli and Marlee just have to hang tight until the divorce goes through. It’s just a little divorce amongst friends, what’s the worst that could happen?
Take It Off the Menu is book three of the Mile High Matched series, but stands alone and can be heard in any order. If you love a hunky caterer and an accidental marriage then this book is for you! Buy now for a fun, friends-to-lovers romance!
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By: Robin Bielman
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Bad at Love
- By: Aimee Nicole Walker
- Narrated by: Tristan James
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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Bad at commitment or born to roam? Either way, US Deputy Marshal Kurt Dandridge feels trapped. Maybe staying in one place for too long is the source of his unhappiness, or maybe it's because he's engaged to the wrong person. Finding his fiance in bed with another man takes care of one problem but creates another. Ridge needs a place to live. He'd leave Savannah altogether if not for his vow to apprehend an elusive fugitive. Renting a room from Kendall Blakemore seems like the perfect solution until Ridge finds himself falling for the alluring man. Would one kiss derail his course?
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Boring
- By daniel worden on 10-18-24
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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Hot to the Touch
- Brotherhood by Fire, Book 1
- By: Jaci Burton
- Narrated by: Lynn Barrington
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Firefighter Jackson Donovan doesn't look back as a rule. So when his past comes roaring back to life in the form of not-so-damsel-in-distress Becks Benning, the last thing he wants to do is relive old times. No matter how tempting she makes it seem. Now thanks to his two interfering brothers, Becks is living with them while she looks for a new place and tries to pick up the pieces of her tattoo business that went up in flames. Which means a grown up, smokin' hot Becks is in his house, sharing meals, and digging up old wounds.
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very good
- By Kindle Customer on 10-20-22
By: Jaci Burton
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Lights Out Lucy
- A Music City Rollers Novel
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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I can't say they didn't warn me. Right now, I realize: I probably should have listened. Because if there's anyone who has no business playing a sport that requires a helmet, pads, and a liability waiver, it's this girl. The same girl who once knocked herself out during a game of backyard baseball. I stepped up to the plate, pulled the bat back a little too far to swing, and clocked myself in the back of the skull. Boom. Lights Out Lucy. That's how I got my roller derby name. So yeah. Maybe I should have known better.
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Wonderfully smart laugh out loud story
- By RC18 on 05-16-18
By: Elicia Hyder
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The Solid Grounds Coffee Company
- By: Carla Laureano
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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Analyn Sanchez can handle the long hours and arrogant clients that come with her job as a crisis management associate at Denver’s largest publicity firm. But when she’s asked to cover up a client’s misdeeds with serious moral and legal ramifications, she can no longer sacrifice her conscience for her career...and the cost is no less than her job. Ever since a devastating climbing accident in South America eight months ago, and a bad decision that dried up his sponsorships, professional rock climber Bryan Shaw has found himself at similar loose ends.
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5+ stars: Best for last! (with a religious caveat)
- By Vibliophile on 02-05-23
By: Carla Laureano
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Down with Love
- Laws of Attraction
- By: Kate Meader
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, Jason Clarke
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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If you ever get married, remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work, you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions. But some guys are willing to take a chance. Like my brother, who thinks he’s going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding planner - the green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpieces - is raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity. As the best man, I know her game - and I can play it better than her.
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A HEARTFELT ROMANCE WITH A DELICIOUS SLOW BURN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-11-19
By: Kate Meader
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Frayed
- Willow Springs Series, Book 1
- By: Laura Pavlov
- Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Lee Samuels
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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My name is Adelaide Edington, and my life was mapped out for me before I even entered the world: who I'd date, where I’d attend college, what I'd be when I grew up. But there comes a time in everyone's life when they face a fork in the road. Should I go left, or should I go right? It didn't matter as long as I didn't remain stagnant any longer. Jett Stone opened me up to a whole new world, reminding me that it was okay to find my own way. I could have roots in Willow Springs and still spread my wings and fly. What I didn't expect was to fall in love with the broody football player.
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YAY!!
- By Anonymous on 10-05-22
By: Laura Pavlov
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The Bookworm's Guide to Dating
- The Bookworm's Guide, Book 1
- By: Emma Hart
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Tim Paige
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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What I wanted for my birthday: Books. What I got for my birthday: my brother’s best friend playing matchmaker. Let it be known that I am 100 percent against being set up with somebody. And I’m 1,000 percent sure that Josh Carter's not the man to find me a boyfriend. I mean, if I’m so great, why isn’t he the one dating me? (For the record, I don’t know the answer. That’s just what the guy on the internet asked.) I’ll humor him. If I go on his little dates, he’ll teach my bookish, introverted self how not to be totally, completely, utterly, unforgivably awkward.
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Main Character is unlikable
- By Susie on 04-14-21
By: Emma Hart
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Tessa Bailey Book Set 1 DA Bundle
- Fix Her Up / Love Her or Lose Her / Tools of Engagement (Hot and Hammered)
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Charlotte North
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
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The fan-favorite, HGTV-inspired rom-com trilogy from #1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey, now in a single volume!
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Small town HGTV vibes
- By Kay Leyda on 08-06-23
By: Tessa Bailey
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Treasure on Lilac Lane
- By: Donna Alward
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Sometimes the journey home is its own reward. Once upon a time, Rick Sullivan had a promising future. One of Jewell Cove's star athletes and reigning heartthrobs, he joined the Marines and had the world in the palm of his hand - until it all came crashing down. His honorable discharge doesn't make him the hometown hero everyone wants him to be, and there's little reprieve from the demons that haunt him at night. Still, even though it seems that all hope is gone, fate has something else in store.
By: Donna Alward
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Catching Him
- How to Catch an Alpha, Book 1
- By: Aurora Rose Reynolds
- Narrated by: Carly Robins, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Leah Emerson isn’t looking for a man - she’s looking for the right man. But her mother’s idea of a great catch leaves her cold, and she’s pretty sure her cocky, arrogant, and way too good-looking new neighbor isn’t the one either. If only her wayward cat would stop jumping through his window, she could get on with her life. Tyler Duncan moved into town for a new job, not to fall in love. But he always goes after the things he wants in life with steadfast determination…and he wants Leah Emerson. He wants her smiles, he wants her touch, and he definitely wants her in bed.
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So sweet!
- By Mindy Lou on 08-31-19
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#1 Crush
- By: T Gephart
- Narrated by: Grace Grant
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Tia Monroe was smart, sassy, and successful. Sure, she could get a little crazy at times - life around Tia was never boring - but that was part of her appeal. And while she didn't see herself as classically beautiful, she had no shortage of options in the boyfriend department. She just hadn't found one who held her interest. Until she laid eyes on Eric Larsson, and then it was lust at first sight. He packed the perfect mix of smoldering sexy and unapologetic cool into his blond-haired, blue-eyed, ridiculously hot six-foot-four frame.
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
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Once upon a Billionaire
- Blue Collar Billionaires, Book 1
- By: Jessica Lemmon
- Narrated by: Jennifer Blom, Tom Heft
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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I never finish a project late. Ever. So, when sassy, stilettoed Vivian Vandemark swaggers in with a roll of red tape to shut down my construction site, you can imagine my reaction. Although, it involves a sledgehammer and perfectly good drywall, so maybe you can’t. She doesn’t look or act like any government employee I’ve met, and I’m determined to uncover her secrets. When I lean in, I lean in hard. But so does Vivian. Now that we’re incinerating the bedsheets, we’re in way over our heads. What started out as physical infatuation quickly morphs into more.
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seriously ridiculous
- By Kindle Customer on 02-13-21
By: Jessica Lemmon
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- Just me Nicole
- 01-11-20
what happens in Vegas...
Overall I enjoyed this one... the only thing that bothered me was Neva's narration. The was she finished each sentence in a drop down drive me nuts.
The story was great!
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- Reggie
- 07-20-20
Fantastic romcom!
Heiress Marley is 2 days away from her wedding when her fiancé calls it off. Enter her best friend, Sadie and her older brother Eli. They pack up Marley and move her into Eli’s apartment. A quick trip to Las Vegas leads to a drunken marriage and Marley’s funds being cut off by her parents. Yep, the ‘rents sided with the ex fiancé. As Marley and Eli wait for the divorce to go through, Marley finds happiness without money. There’s a meddling and troublemaking Russian grandmother, Babushka, an amorous Chihuahua named Lothario and true friends. You will laugh, you will be indignant, but most of all, you will love this book!
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- Bette
- 01-16-20
Fabulous RomCom & Narration🎧 A Heartfelt Delight!
I loved everything about this book, from Christina Hovland’s wonderful writing style to the fabulous characters and storylines she created. The book captured both my attention and my heart right from the start and held it straight to the end. Marlee Medford fiancé Scott ends things with her two days before their wedding. She calls her best friends, Sadie, Becca & Kellie and they come running to show her support, Sadie brings her brother Eli for security purposes, in case Scott returns. Eli goes because of his protective nature and he knows the trouble his sister and her friends can get into. When they decide a trip to Vegas is in order he is invited along too. I loved what happens in Vegas, the craziness and the dares. A night of too much partying turns hot and steamy after a not so fake wedding. Too funny, but her parents did not think so and cut her off from her trust. Marlee starts working, first with Eli in his catering business even though she is a disaster in the kitchen. But Jase steals her away when he sees her skills with flower arranging. It is also great to see Babushka again and all her shenanigans. I loved how everything plays out in this book, it is well plotted with plenty of drama and humor, some heartfelt moments and some hot ones too. It was great to see the characters from previous books and the news ones too, shout out to Lothario, LOL! Christina Hovland, thank you for this fabulous story, this series is one of my favorites!
Neva Navarre and Lance Greenfield are awesome narrators and voice artists. They bring the characters to life giving each their own voice and personality. Their portrayal of the characters is spot on, they sound as you picture them to. They are entertaining storytellers and a pleasure to listen to. Thank you for another fabulous listen🎧
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- Karin Gesell
- 03-17-20
More laughs & love ❤️
Once again, spent a majority of the time laughing throughout this whole story. I love Eli & Marlee, how they got together, and how they dealt with it after. I especially the cast of characters, friends from the other books in the series. I mean, seriously. If you want to just escape and completely enjoy yourself and LAUGH, you need to listen to this series. And Lance & Neva are just perfect together ❤️
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- Becky M
- 03-23-20
everything you could want
A laugh out loud romcom with heart that delivers all the feels. Christina Hovland delivers all the goids.
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- Isha Coleman
- 12-11-19
....a fabulous handful of fun.
Hovland can charm the heart right out of your chest. Take It Off the Menu keeps hearts racing and laughs flowing with a tempting group of over the top characters. Eli and Marlee are clueless friends who could be perfect lovers. If they can get over their phobia of finding happily ever after. Enticingly ridiculous and abundantly entertaining breeds a fabulous handful of fun.
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- Grandma Tami
- 04-18-20
Laugh till you cry
Laugh till you cry and then cry to your laugh I truly enjoyed the series I wouldnt have mind it going a little bit longer and I’m not sure if there’s another one coming or not but this was definitely an enjoyable series to listen to
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- MamaG3
- 10-16-20
A Mistake in Vegas
A fun friends to lovers with a crazy babywuka to put a fun spin on it. Another enjoyable laugh out loud by Christina Hovland!
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- Xkoqueen
- 12-31-19
Romantic Read with Sweet Life Messages
Take It Off the Menu is the third book in Christina Hovland’s Mile High Matched series. It is more contemporary romance than romantic comedy, and it is absolutely delicious! Each of the books in this series focuses on a different guy in a tight group of friends. In this latest installment, Denver socialite, Marlee Medford, pushes her best friend’s brother, Chef Eli Howard, way out of his comfort zone.
From the first page to the last, I was hooked on this story. The characters are delightful, and the story line is charming (like many romantic comedies, the plot points are sometimes far fetched, but forgivable). It is such a fun read, that I could not put it down.
I just loved Marlee! She has a big heart, and she is very generous. That generosity is totally taken advantage of when her fiancé not only dumps her, but also kicks her out of their shared house as well as tries to get her parents on his side. You can’t help but assume he was in it for the money and career advancement (ugh!). Clearly, Scotty, the ex-fiancé, is an easy to despise secondary character!
Eli is strong, sexy, and a man of few words. He is giving toward and protective of everyone he holds close to his heart. That includes his kid sister’s best friend, Marlee. Even though Eli claims he is not a relationship guy, you just know that sparks are going to fly between these two main characters. Not only do these two characters define fun, they bring out the best in each other. It was fun and joyful to see how their relationship blossomed.
Take It Off the Menu is a fun, romantic read with sweet little messages about what is important in life. This novel is a fantastic series addition that left this reader hoping for more stories of the secondary characters because I'm not ready for it to end.
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- Laurie Reads Romance
- 01-15-20
Hysterically funny and charming
Christina Hovland's "Take it Off the Menu" is a sweet, hysterically funny story featuring wonderful, well-developed, and likeable characters. In some places, the secondary characters almost stole the show from main characters Eli and Marlee, especially Lothario the chihuahua and Babushka, Eli's friend Jase's elderly Russian grandmother. One of my favorite parts of this book was Lothario's love affair with shoes (and various other inappropriate objects). His name was certainly an appropriate one!
The male lead character, Eli, was a lovable grump who kind of reminded me of a grown-up Oscar the Grouch. Even though he thought he'd had his fill of responsibility as a teenager, when he stepped up to help his family through a difficult time, meeting Marlee helped Eli realize that there could be more to life than constantly working to achieve his goal of opening his own restaurant. Marlee, who was sweet, generous, and genuinely seemed to care about others, was a great influence on Eli. She deserved to be treated so much better than she was by her ex-fiance, Scotty, so it was lovely to see the way Eli came to care for her while also helping her take her first steps towards independence.
Overall, I highly recommend "Take it Off the Menu" for all romantic comedy fans. The rest of the series looks to be just as good as this book, and I plan to check them all out soon.
*Review copy provided by the author via InkslingerPR. All opinions expressed are my own.
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