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Max Meyers
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Lee Osorio
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By:
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James Acker
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From the author of The Long Run comes another unflinchingly raw and boldly hilarious novel about an unlikely group of teens coming together to exact revenge on the person who wronged them.
All’s fair in love and revenge…
Phil Reyno is a “troublemaker.” With a punk aesthetic and a quick temper, Phil knows that it’s surprising to see him dating universally beloved Cameron Ellis, whose viral coming out video made him an internet darling.
Jackson Pasternak is a “good guy.” Junior class president, star rower, and Ivy bound, Jackson is burnt out and misses the only person who ever truly knew him—his ex-best friend, Phil.
When Cameron dumps Phil and torpedoes his already-iffy reputation in the process, Phil hatches a plot to expose Cameron as the two-faced liar he truly is. And he finds the perfect weapon in his old pal Jackson, who agrees to infiltrate Cameron’s circle and uncover dirt.
But as Phil and Jackson rediscover their friendship—and more—they start to wonder… Will knocking Cameron off his pedestal really solve their problems?
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When Paul enters university in early 1970s Pittsburgh, it’s with the hope of moving past the recent death of his father. Sensitive, insecure, and incomprehensible to his grieving family, Paul feels isolated and alone. When he meets the worldly Julian in his freshman ethics class, Paul is immediately drawn to his classmate’s effortless charm. Paul sees Julian as his sole intellectual equal — an ally against the conventional world he finds so suffocating.
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Excellent book. Hated it.
- By Abby on 06-18-21
By: Micah Nemerever
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Infinity Son
- By: Adam Silvera
- Narrated by: Robbie Daymond, Kirby Heyborne, Maria Liatis, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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Balancing epic and intensely personal stakes, best-selling author Adam Silvera’s Infinity Son is a gritty, fast-paced adventure about two brothers caught up in a magical war generations in the making.
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Not a fan
- By Ryan A Markitell on 10-31-20
By: Adam Silvera
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Darker by Four
- By: June CL Tan
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 14 hrs and 58 mins
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When an accident causes Rui’s power to transfer to Yiran, everything turns upside down. Without her magic, Rui has no tool for vengeance. With it, Yiran finally feels like he belongs. That is, until Rui discovers she might hold the key to the missing death god and strikes a dangerous bargain with another King.
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Riveting- I feel heard
- By Jack on 07-09-24
By: June CL Tan
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Game Changer
- Game Changers Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter takes his pregame rituals very seriously. In this case, it's not just a lucky smoothie he's craving - it's the man who made it. Pro hockey star Scott Hunter knows a good thing when he sees it. So, when a smoothie made by juice bar barista Kip Grady precedes Scott breaking his on-ice slump, he's desperate to recreate the magic...and to get to know the sexy, funny guy behind the counter.
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Tor for the Score
- By Delicious on 10-29-19
By: Rachel Reid
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Infamous Park Avenue Prince
- Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Perry Bishop, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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I’m never one to turn down a bet. Especially not when it comes to retaliating against the dean for pulling a dick move before summer break. So when the dean’s golden child arrives at Astor for his freshman year, my fellow troublemakers throw down a wager I can’t resist. The target: the dean’s son, John Thomas Hawthorne, or “JT”. The bet: corruption in any way I choose. It should’ve been easy. With his mess of brown curls, pouty lips, and good-boy reputation, JT is the perfect revenge. And even better? He’s straight.
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Could have been better SPOILER WARNING!!!!
- By Treunna on 05-20-24
By: Ella Frank, and others
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Fool Hearts
- Plum Valley Cowboys, Book 1
- By: Emmy Sanders
- Narrated by: Blake Lockheart
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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At 12, he was my best friend. At 16, he became my crush. And now, at 34, he’s the man I’m still pining after. Falling in love with Easton was never part of the plan. But now that I’ve done it, I can’t seem to stop. It doesn’t help that we’re living under the same roof. Or that Easton is so dang sweet I want to lick him from head to toe.
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Timeless romance!
- By cabc on 06-16-23
By: Emmy Sanders
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Dark Rise
- Dark Rise, Book 1
- By: C. S. Pacat
- Narrated by: Christian Coulson
- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
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Sixteen-year-old dock boy Will is on the run, pursued by the men who killed his mother. Then an old servant tells him of his destiny to fight beside the Stewards, who have sworn to protect humanity if the Dark King ever returns. Will is thrust into a world of magic, where he starts training for a vital role in the oncoming battle against the Dark. As London is threatened and old enmities are awakened, Will must stand with the last heroes of the Light to prevent the fate that destroyed their world from returning to destroy his own.
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A Mess
- By zHotPocketz on 03-15-22
By: C. S. Pacat
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Peeps
- By: Scott Westerfeld
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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A year ago, Cal Thompson was a college freshman more interested in meeting girls and partying than in attending biology class. Now, after a fateful encounter with a mysterious woman named Morgan, biology has become, literally, Cal's life. Cal was infected by a parasite that has a truly horrifying effect on its host. Cal himself is a carrier, unchanged by the parasite, but he's infected the girlfriends he's had since Morgan. All three have turned into the ravening ghouls Cal calls Peeps. The rest of us know them as vampires.
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Love this take on a classic Mythology.
- By Benjamin on 11-05-18
By: Scott Westerfeld
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Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
- By: Becky Albertalli
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: If he doesn't play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone's business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he's been emailing with, will be compromised.
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Amazing, powerful, joyful book!
- By Jeff Adams on 04-10-15
By: Becky Albertalli
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Plastic
- A Novel
- By: Scott Guild
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie, Will Damron
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Erin is a plastic girl living in a plastic world. Every day she eats a breakfast of boiled chicken, then conveys her articulated body to Tablet Town, where she sells other figurines Smartbodies: wearable tech that allows full physical immersion in a virtual world, a refuge from real life’s brutal wars, oppressive governmental monitoring, and omnipresent eco-terrorist insurgency. If you cut her, she will not bleed—but she and her fellow figurines can still be cracked or blown apart by gunfire or bombs, or crumble away from nuclear fallout.
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Unique
- By Anonymous User on 06-19-24
By: Scott Guild
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Under This Red Rock
- By: Mindy McGinnis
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Neely’s monsters don’t always follow her rules, so when the little girl under her bed, the man in her closet, and the disembodied voice that shadows her every move become louder, she knows she’s in trouble. With a history of mental illness in her family and the suicide of her older brother heavy on her mind, Neely takes a job as a tour guide in the one place her monsters can’t follow—the caverns. There . . . she meets Mila. Mila is everything Neely isn’t—beautiful, strong, and confident. As the two become closer, Neely’s innocent crush grows into something more.
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Both make a great team, as always.
- By brian on 04-01-24
By: Mindy McGinnis
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A Long Stretch of Bad Days
- By: Mindy McGinnis
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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Bristal Jamison has a bad reputation and a foul mouth, but she also needs one more credit to graduate. An unexpected partnership forms as the two remake Lydia’s town history podcast to investigate the Long Stretch of Bad Days—a week when Henley was hit by a tornado, a flash flood, as well as its first, only, and unsolved murder.
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Class privilege
- By UnreliableHeart on 07-28-23
By: Mindy McGinnis
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Coexistence
- Stories
- By: Billy-Ray Belcourt
- Narrated by: Hunter Cardinal, Trevor Mitchell, John Wamsley
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
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A grieving mother calls out to her faraway son. A student forgoes the lurid appeal of dating apps in exchange for a painter’s love. The anonymous voices of queer native men converge amid violent eroticism. A man just out of prison balances the uneasy weight of family and freedom, while a professor returns home to conduct research only to be haunted by a dark specter. The stories and voices in Billy-Ray Belcourt’s debut story collection are buoyed by philosophical undergirding, poetic demand, and the complex relationship between aesthetics and ethics.
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Human emotion, human reflection
- By Andres Alfredo Gomez on 06-23-24
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- Mark
- 07-22-24
not bad
The performance of Philip was just a bit too "young Harvey Fierstein" for my tastes.
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- jewbana
- 10-31-24
I will miss these characters!!
Just finished reading/audiobook teenage dirtbags and I wanted to say how much I loved this book and these characters. Jackson and Phil felt so real and I will miss them. I love the STOP sign and how it came back several times as a theme or an object with deeper meaning. Max Meyers as Jackson was so honest and heart wrenching in his portrayal of what also could seem like a form of neurodiversity, I could see his list being relatable. Also I loved the contradictions in both characters and how teens are full of contradictions and yet supposed to be archetypes of one thing or another. This really captured that feeling. One last thing, spoiler…. The coming out in the car moment — beautiful. Thank you 🙏🏼 - Cassie (playwright/screenwriter)
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-24
The drama!
Very thrilling storyline. Loved the characters, especially Jackson and his VA who I hadn't heard before, but really had a standout performance. Really liked being in Jackson's head, very interesting character
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- Kristen
- 06-24-24
Old characters return in this sophomore novel.
Per usual. I cannot get over the style and prose of the writing. The author can truly tell a story that has true emotions that are very deep and often you don't see in modern young adult fiction. I think my only issue with my story compared to the long run is that the characters are younger and so it feels more immature than the characters of sandro and bash. I am not a big fan of social media in young adult fiction because it will not age well so taking that aspect out of the story the rest is amazing.
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- BigMorningStar
- 12-21-24
Spoiled teenagers complaining about life
For 12 hours. They feel misunderstood. They just want to have a great junior year. They feel unseen. But they also want to hide. They feel entitled. So they steal stop signs that cause accidents and don't feel guilty. They feel excitement through their social media personas. So they use these personas to destroy their friends and rivals. They moan about life and manipulate those around them and basically nothing else happens. This is the story. Just slide down a steep, icy road naked. It'll be less painful than listening to this wretched piece of attempted fiction.
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