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Andi Arndt
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John Lane
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Lauren Rowe
About this listen
Grayson McKnight
I haven’t been having much luck on the dating scene lately, ever since my breakup with my longtime college girlfriend. I thought being 25 and single would be a blast, but dating apps are trash, and I’ve managed to get nothing but three fake numbers at my favorite bar.
Thankfully, the actual owner of the third fake number was kind enough to reply to let me know I’d texted the wrong number. She was warm and open and expressed curiosity about the fake number I’d been given, so we got to texting. She gave me some flirting advice, so I can get a real number next time. But she was so hot when dispensing her advice, and also so kind, I saved her as "Hot Teacher" in my phone and mustered the courage to ask her for drinks tonight. Not to get more advice, but to persuade her to give me a shot herself. And she said yes. Well, actually, she said maybe. But I honestly think she’s coming.
Sight unseen, I’m already far more attracted to Hot Teacher than anyone I’ve met on the dating scene, so I’m going to pull out all the stops tonight, if she comes to the bar. The thing is, I might be shy and terrible at flirting, but if Hot Teacher gives me a shot, I’m pretty confident I’ll be able to surprise her behind closed doors. I’ve been studying up so diligently since my breakup, in fact, I’m pretty damned sure I’d be able to blow her beautiful mind, if only she’ll give me the chance.
Textual Relations is a steamy older-woman/younger-man romantic comedy that will make you laugh out loud, fan yourself, and swoon your way to Grayson and Selena’s happily ever after.
Note: Portions of the full-length novel, Textual Relations, originally appeared in Lauren Rowe's much shorter novella, Wrong Number, Right Guy, that was only briefly available.
©2023 Lauren Rowe (P)2023 Lauren RoweListeners also enjoyed...
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Evie Crowe is starting over in a strange town with her newborn, and men are the furthest thing from her mind. If only the quiet, hulking farmer, Luke Ward, would stop coming into the thrift shop and piquing her reluctant interest. Evie wants to stay single all the way—she can’t trust anything more than friends-with-holiday-benefits. But Luke is in it for the long haul. He’s fixed on making this a Christmas Evie will remember forever. If she gives him a chance.
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Cringy lines ruined it
- By Lenna Crosby on 12-01-24
By: Tessa Bailey
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Cruel Winter with You
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
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All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
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Endless insecurities and translation fails
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-12-24
By: Ali Hazelwood
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Verity
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Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
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intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
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Tilly Farriday isn’t feeling very jolly this season. Recently divorced and broke, she’s squatting in one of her rental agency’s properties until her new home is ready. The sprinkles on top of the burnt Christmas cookie that is her life? The new owner shows up early, forcing Tilly to hide in the attic to save her job…and what remains of her dignity.
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I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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The Plight Before Christmas
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
- By FMC on 12-22-22
By: Kate Stewart
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How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas
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After a snowstorm grounds her flight, Lucy makes a last-ditch effort to get home for Christmas using a rideshare app. She thinks she’ll be taking a road trip with a stranger...but the guy who shows up is someone she knows all too well. He’s the hookup she ghosted a few months ago, and now she’ll be stuck in a car with him for the most awkward road trip of her life.
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Nearly pitch perfect holiday romcom novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-17-23
By: A.J. Pine
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Resting Scrooge Face
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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No-sex, “enemies to lovers,” Christmas short story
- By Kate McMurry on 12-24-22
By: Meghan Quinn
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Nocticadia
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Good but a slight miss
- By Destinyreadsbooks on 01-17-24
By: Keri Lake
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Love this story!!!
Grayson McKnight doesn't have the best of luck when it comes to dating. Single after being with his first ever girlfriend for 5 years, he's trying to "get back in the game", but it just happened again: he was given a bogus phone number. He finds out when Selena Diaz kindly answers his text and informs him that someone gave him her number instead. A fun text exchange happens and Grayson decides to try his luck ands asks her to meet him for drinks. He already knows that she is older than his 25 years and not interested in a relationship, but he just can't help wanting to meet this wonderful woman. If she shows up, they'll see what happens from there. They both show up and drinks turn into a mind-blowing weekend in a luxury hotel. NO strings attached. NO promise of tomorrows. But Fate put them together... and now neither wants to be apart. This might have been the wrong number, but she's definitely the right woman.
This book is like a warm hug! It's also hot AF, as Grayson is a devoted student of one certain guy Ball Peen Hammer's "instructional videos"! Grayson is first grade boyfriend material and I love that Selena is older, Latinx and a mom. Their times together are equally steamy and swoony! Don't be fooled by Grayson's golden retriever ways. He can be super alpha when Selena needs him. You'll see.
And the epilogue? Awwwww.... Highly recommend!
Oh, and for the Lauren Rowe fans, they meet at Captain's!
If you are curious about the friend that goes to the bar with Grayson, you can find what went down with his one night stand with Marnie, Selena's friend, in Who's Your Daddy?
Narrated dual style with a bit of duet I the first chapter by Andi Arndt and John Lane. Andi is amazing as usual and John Lane is a familiar voice to us Lauren Rowe fans. A lovely story and a lovely audiobook!
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- Jackie Wright
- 09-24-23
Loved everything about this witty listen
I’m always excited when I hear Lauren Rowe has a new release and I was excited when Textual Relations hit my kindle I jumped straight in and I loved it so much I than downloaded the audible and jumped into that as well. This is Grayson McKnight and his older woman Selina’s story and boy do they have an entertaining tale to tell.
John Lane and Andi Arndt did a great job with the narration and they were spot on with the witty banter. They really did a wonderful job bringing the characters and their story to life.
Grayson finds Selina when he is given a fake number by a woman he thought he might like to date……but her loss was Selina’s gain and what follows is an entertaining, witty romance.
The chemistry is hot, the banter is witty, I fell hard and fast for Grayson and I want Selina in my corner. Once you put all of this together and add in a hint of drama you get the perfect read or listen so I guess all that’s left to say is please one click now.
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- Tammy Jones
- 09-17-23
So Clever!
Sweet, funny, witty…listened in one fell swoop! Exactly the book I needed Today. Absolutely LOVED it. Thank You
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- Justin
- 09-18-23
Cuteness overload ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is such a cute story and was a sweet way for the couple to meet and evolve. Top of the line narration!!!!!
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- Kari
- 09-17-23
Loved this!
This book as well as Who's Your Daddy are now among my favorites! Read both! You won't be sorry.
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- Sherry tomooka
- 09-20-23
Lauren Rowe has two slam dunks
Love this one and Who’s your Daddy!
Have to say Lauren you are my all time favorite writer!
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- Phara Blair
- 09-18-23
Adorable!
I am a sucker for a hero with golden retriever energy and Grayson is exactly that and more! These characters are also seen in the new book by Lauren Rowe Who's Your Daddy, but you can read them in any order. This is an age gap trope with the hero as the younger man who crashes into Selina's life via a wrong number text. I am not always a fan of age gaps but these two characters and their story really worked for me and the instalove that Grayson feels is so charming and spot on for his character. The chemistry and spice between these two is off the charts and on the page. Loved this new set of characters and hope to see more from the friends in this book.
Andi Arndt and John Lane are fantastic and breathe life into this charming story.
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- Erin Lewis
- 09-22-23
Fantastic story and narration
Lauren Rowe is one of my go to authors. I know whenever I pick up a book that I am in for a well written, entertaining read with characters who you cannot help but fall for.
Textural Relations was everything I was expecting and so much more. Grayson McKnight may be younger, but as a book boyfriend he ticked all the boxes for me. I loved that he woman he fell for Selina who was older (not something I usually enjoy).
I also loved that he found Selina thanks to be given a fake number by another woman. These two were meant to be. Their journey was rocky but what an entertaining one it was. There were equal amounts of heat, humor, romance, and some drama, a perfect blend if you ask me and everything, I want in a romance story.
The narration by Andi Arndt and John Lane was spot on, their voices easy to listen to and they brought the story to life for me. This is a little gem that I had no hesitation in recommending.
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- Dominique
- 11-12-23
It’s nice to read a story that is just so filled with love that nothing can get in the way of it!
This is just a feel good story through and through! Nothing would shake the love that they had for each other. It’s a short read that just leaves you feeling good inside.
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- Sweet Reads and Treats - Mere
- 12-23-23
Loved it!
This was such a fun and cute story and I really enjoyed it in audio with narration by Andi Arndt and John Lane. It was spicy and sweet and the perfect audio treat. This age-gap, steamy, secret relationship romance starts out fun, drew me in, and kept me listening from start to finish. Grayson is Max’s sweet and somewhat dorky co-worker from Who’s Your Daddy? and I was pumped to get his story. He and Selena have a wonderful whirlwind romance that starts out with texting a wrong number turns into a one night stand and then into so much more.
Grayson is tired of getting fake numbers after meeting women in his favorite bar. But this time, when he realizes he’s texted another fake number, they keep texting. She gives great advice, encourages him, and he can’t get enough of this intriguing woman. So much so that eventually he suggests they meet. But will she come and give him a chance?
I loved how the story was a fantastic mix of humor, steam, and story. Let me just say, this one is spicy. Grayson is easy to love since he is an amazing cinnamon roll hero. While it’s frustrating for both readers and Grayson alike, I can understand Selena wanting to take things slow. Her son was the funniest teenager, calling her out when she didn’t own her relationship with Grayson. This story is a must have and a fun addition to the series.
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