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Hazel Addison
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Kimberly Lemming
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When a spirited young woman with a penchant for adventure finds herself locked away in a dragon’s tower, she realizes that fate has a peculiar sense of humor when it comes to her romantic prospects in this laugh-out-loud fantasy rom-com, perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes and The Dragon's Bride.
All children are told fairytales. Some are epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists but others are tales of pitiful princesses trapped in boring towers pining for their Prince Charmings to come and rescue them. But one young woman always hated those stories. Why didn't they get up and rescue themselves? Little did she know that her own fate would take a similarly ironic turn. Because now, here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn't just let you get up and leave.
Who knew?
And just when she thinks she sees hope on the horizon, that hope is smashed to bits by—you guessed it—another damn dragon.
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Author wants to convey demonic sexy heat.
- By lwhipple on 03-13-25
By: Aurora Ascher
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The Dragon's Bride
- A Deal with a Demon, Book 1
- By: Katee Robert
- Narrated by: Lessa Lamb, Jack Calihan
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Briar Rose might have a name out of a storybook, but she learned at a very young age that no prince was coming to save her. She’ll have to save herself. Unfortunately, even that is an impossible task in her current situation—trapped in a terrifying marriage to a dangerous man. Desperate times call for desperate measures, which is how she finds herself making a deal with a demon. Freedom from her husband…in return for seven years of service. She expects the service to be backbreaking and harsh.
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Quick read.
- By Layla on 08-06-22
By: Katee Robert
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Gangsta Lovin'
- A Ganton Hills Novella
- By: Aubree Pynn
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan, Sharif Stevens
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when gang loyalty is tried by a generation of children who are loyal to a fault? Savion Saint and Gianna Lewis fall into a situation and quickly realize that everything they’ve been taught can be defied with one act of love. With Savion Saint naturally filling into the shoes of his late father and Gianna Lewis being the gateway to all the answers he has, they learn that everything isn’t black and white. Can the love that Savion and Gianna found blossom while being on opposite sides of the tracks? Take the ride with them and find out.
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Do we have a new dream team!??
- By mommavee on 06-20-25
By: Aubree Pynn
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Lore of the Wilds
- A Novel
- By: Analeigh Sbrana
- Narrated by: Marcella Cox
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In a land ruled by ruthless Fae, twenty-one-year-old Lore Alemeyu’s village is trapped in a forested prison. Lore knows that any escape attempt is futile—her scars are a testament to her past failures. But when her village is threatened, Lore makes a desperate deal with a Fae lord. She will leave her home to catalog/organize an enchanted library that hasn’t been touched in a thousand years. No Fae may enter the library, but there is a chance a human might be able to breach the cursed doors.
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Lots of potential but failed throughout
- By Anonymous User on 04-22-24
By: Analeigh Sbrana
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The Wraith King
- The Rise of Northgall, Book 1
- By: Juliette Cross
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Meg Sylvan
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Una Hartstone, Princess of Issos, learns the price the Wraith King demands to end the war once and for all—Her. In exchange for the safety of her people, she agrees to give her life—and her body—to her greatest enemy. Gollaya Verbane is determined to fulfill his destiny and his god's prophecy. When his seer points to the Princess of Issos as the key to the rise of the dark fae, he demands her submission. But when she finally yields, he realizes Una is much more to him than a priceless weapon.
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A Throne of Shadows
- By Anonymous User on 05-23-25
By: Juliette Cross
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The Half King
- The Half King, Book 1
- By: Melissa Landers
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The Great Betrayal changed everything for the Allied Realm. Long ago, the kingdom’s noble houses rose up against the goddess … and for their treachery, the firstborn of each noble family was cursed. One with perilous beauty. One with destructive knowledge. One with insatiable bloodlust. But the royal house Mortara received the worst affliction of all. For while the king exists during the day, he fades into nothingness at night … until his twenty-first birthday, when he will be lost to the shadows forever.
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The beautiful cover !
- By Amazon Customer on 04-01-25
By: Melissa Landers
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Ensnared
- The Spider's Mate, Book 1
- By: Tiffany Roberts
- Narrated by: Macie Miller, Marcus Rayne
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he retreats into the jungle.
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A must have!! A worthy surprise.
- By B and D on 03-29-23
By: Tiffany Roberts
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The World Record Book of Racist Stories
- By: Amber Ruffin, Lacey Lamar
- Narrated by: Amber Ruffin, Lacey Lamar
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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From her raucous musical numbers to turning upsetting news into laughs as the host of The Amber Ruffin Show or in her Late Night with Seth Meyers segments, Amber is no stranger to finding the funny wherever she looks. With equal parts heart and humor, she and her sister Lacey Lamar shared some of the eye-opening and outrageous experiences Lacey had faced in Nebraska in their first book. Now, the dynamic duo makes it clear—Lacey isn’t the only one in the family with ridiculous encounters to share!
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LOVED it
- By Meadow Walker on 01-19-23
By: Amber Ruffin, and others
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Say You'll Ride
- By: Tucora Monique
- Narrated by: Midnite Michael, Sable Lyn
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Stevie Bluehaven faces a tough decision: break the number one street code or stay in an abusive relationship. Choosing herself, the twenty-seven-year-old dog groomer goes against the grain and runs to a new city with her baby, best friend, and the clothes on her back. Taking advantage of her fresh start, Stevie pours all her time into building her clientele and restoring her faith in herself. However, an impromptu night out leads her to a place inhabited by a dangerous man, with broadening energy and protection the runaway didn’t know she would need.
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Shiloh & Stevie
- By TONYA BOUKNIGHT on 01-19-25
By: Tucora Monique
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His Darkest Craving
- The Cursed Ones Book 1
- By: Tiffany Roberts
- Narrated by: Jamie Treselyan
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The secluded forest cabin was meant to give Sophie a place to hide, to heal, and to be safe. But from the moment she arrives, she’s not alone. She glimpses dark shapes from the corner of her eye, feels phantom touches, and her dreams are filled with seductive shadows. What she first mistakes for delusions of her traumatized mind soon prove to be so much more…An ancient, mysterious, dangerous entity lurks in the woods — and it wants Sophie.
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Exceptional
- By To Read or Not to Read on 12-18-21
By: Tiffany Roberts
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The Spellshop
- By: Sarah Beth Durst
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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She and her assistant, Caz, a magically sentient spider plant, have spent the last eleven years sequestered among the empire’s most precious spellbooks, preserving their magic for the city’s elite. But when a revolution begins and the library goes up in flames, she and Caz save as many books as they can carry and flee to a faraway island Kiela was sure she’d never return to: her childhood home.
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My Soul Needed This Book
- By Ms.Me on 08-30-24
By: Sarah Beth Durst
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The Preternatural Chronicles: Books 0.5-3.5
- Preternatural Chronicles Boxsets, Volume 1
- By: Hunter Blain
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 39 hrs and 17 mins
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The first three novels and the prequel novella in the Preternatural Chronicles: I'm Glad You're Dead, Dawn and Quartered, Shadow of a Doubt, and Deliverance.
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Long in the tooth
- By Talia on 05-15-24
By: Hunter Blain
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The Newt and Demon
- A Cozy Alchemist LitRPG Adventure
- By: Edwin M. Griffiths
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
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When the apocalypse comes, a mysterious entity grants Theo Spencer the gift of reincarnation. The gift of a quiet life as an alchemist. He awakens in a small town in the southern reaches of a small kingdom in a non-human body. Broken Tusk doesn't seem like much, but his legendary alchemy skills will soon turn their fortune.
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Just the Refresh I Needed
- By Tim on 12-02-24
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Magebreaker
- By: Declan Court
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
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Davik of Darkshire is one of the last Magebreakers who survived the Summoner War. In that brutal conflict, expendable conscripts were engraved with runes of resistance and hardiness, turning them into the scourge of warcasters. Using his augmentation to forge a storied career, he has battled through epic adventures, ambushes, and dungeons for the last decade.
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A diamond in a sea of mediocrity
- By Jonny Harper on 12-30-24
By: Declan Court
Love this series
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Love it
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The ending!!!!
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LOVED IIIIIIIIT
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OMG 10/10
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Holy Ghost Pepper!
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Really Funny!!
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Love
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The character development n
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This book brought the story together!
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