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Narrated by:
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John Alan Martinson Jr.
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Phoenix T. Clark
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By:
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Darius Allen
About this listen
Bold, raw, forbidden, The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club is a wake-up call for all patrons. You don't have to be a strip club aficionado to recognize that the behavior of the average patron is evolving before your eyes - rampant narcissism, lack of focus, and no agenda all spell danger.
Darius Allen, author and survivor, confronts this culture of misguided patrons with 21 laws that focus on priority and purpose. He reminds patrons that a gentlemen's club is one of the most voracious, capitalistic environments on Earth. Those who enter this jungle clueless and slaphappy, believing that they can escape unscathed, are sadly mistaken. Much of The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club deals with the interaction - physical and otherwise - between a patron and a stripper, but Darius also examines the inner working of a social environment that wants to swallow up your money and spit you out.
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If you could sum up The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club in three words, what would they be?
Be careful but enjoy yourself you only live onceWho was your favorite character and why?
No in one in particularHave you listened to any of John Alan Martinson Jr. and Phoenix T. Clark ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
NoWhat did you learn from The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club that you would use in your daily life?
Just be observant and have fun.Great descrptions,great narrating,interesting conc
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What did you love best about The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club?
After going through a divorce and finally being done with alimony and child support I started looking at strip clubs as a way to enjoy some adult fun as a man. The problem has been that I have been wasting my money in the club, throwing it around like like green-horn amateur that doesn't know his ass from his elbow. All the while there's guys that love these places, and I just couldn't out what the heck they see in them. Anyway, after listening to this "I see the light." Since I'm an older guy with money to spend I think I'm going to focus on a day time strategy as Darius outlines. In any case, for all you young guys out there, this audiobook is a great investment. Much better than paying vagina-mony or grown-woman-support for children you barely get to see. Big thanks to Darius for this title, and I think John did a great job narrating.Every Man Should Read This Book
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The author breaks down methodically and scientifically if one can imagine, the unspoken laws, rules and etiquette of how to handle oneself in a strip club. He breaks down repeatedly that the club is about making money, and that the ultimate goal anyone should keep in mind when visiting a strip club is to get a satisfying lap dance that tantalizes the senses.
He breaks down the ridiculousness of narcissists whom go to show off and explores how such behavior damages the "experience," of attending a strip club.
He also goes into detail about staying safe, both financially as well as legally as he explains having a designated driver, knowing the neighborhood of the strip club for eateries, police and more.
Its a pretty good concept that is definitely well articulated and laid out, and the narrator John Alan Martinson Jr and his female counter part perform the book well. John's strong voice lends itself well to such an interesting concept.
Survive the strip club!
An interesting and accurate concept
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Making it rain? Dont' make me laugh
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Heaven is a strip club away
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After listening to this audiobook I'm actually excited about going out to the "gentlemen's clubs" again. The author did a good job of explaining how to have a great time without going bankrupt. He covers ways to identify ladies that will be a good investment from those who will just take your money and deliver nothing but air.
I think with the MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) movement picking up steam, books like this will become increasingly popular. With divorce rates at over 50% in the United States (and 80% of those divorces initiated by women) a man has a better chance of surviving putting three bullets in a six-shooter pistol, sticking it to his head and pulling the trigger than surviving a marriage to a feminist-influenced Western woman. Strip clubs are one of the last safe havens for men to be men, and to be treated like kings (if they heed the advice in this book).
Highly recommended.
A Good Investment
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How to have fun at the strip club 101
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It's an investment in your future.
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