The Accidental Honeymoon Catastrophe
Frat Brats of Santa Barbara, Book 5
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Hayden Hall
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Remember not to get drunk married to your best friend. It’s not rocket science.
Stefan
It was supposed to be a fun weekend trip with all my friends. The next thing I know, a splitting headache is waking me up on a plane to who knows where and there’s a ring on my finger.
What?!
Next to me is Marco, my best friend in the world, my favorite person, and… My husband? His ring matches mine and the marriage certificate in my handbag definitely has both our names on it.
But this is ridiculous. I’ve seen a marriage go sideways; I’ve seen my parents destroy each other with hatred. And I swore never to be like them. Never marry, never fall in love. Especially not to the best guy ever because he doesn’t deserve to get hurt like that.
Marco and I have a perfectly functional arrangement. We do whatever we feel like, but we never ever become boyfriends.
It’s just safer to separate a relationship from having fun with each other.
And, as we find ourselves on a romantic–and fake–honeymoon, I start to ask myself: have we been dating all along?
Marco
Stefan made me promise never to fall in love with him. And the thing about me is that I always keep a promise. We have a deal; we fool around, but we don’t let our feelings get involved. And it’s better that way.
Stefan doesn’t believe in happy endings and I don’t deserve him. Or anyone. I’d already lucked out once in my life when a wealthy family adopted me. How much more could I ask for?
Except, having to spend a week with him in the most romantic place on the planet is making all the lines blurry. Are we just messing around like we always do or is there something more? Is one week enough to convince Stefan that not all relationships end in flames?
And is a week enough to convince myself that I should love myself before letting someone else love me, too?
The more I think, the more I see: this marriage is a total joke.
The Accidental Honeymoon Catastrophe is the fifth novel in the Frat Brats of Santa Barbara series. While it can be listened to on its own, it’s just more fun to listen to them in order. Dive into a world of pining, steamy accidents, and two best friends who are perfect for each other, but refuse to see it.
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I got the dreaded phone call, the one every baseball player hopes and prays never comes. I was traded - yeah, that phone call - traded from my longtime team of over 10 years to not just any team...to my childhood rivals, the Chicago Rebels. I was completely and utterly screwed, right? Wrong. The trade was the least of my concerns. I met a girl, Natalie. She was perfect, but I swore I would never get involved with anyone during the season. It was too complicated. But can you believe I had zero restraint when it came to this girl?
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Frustrating
- By Renee on 01-09-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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Up for Heir
- Rosavia Royals, Book 1
- By: Stella Starling
- Narrated by: Kieran Flitton
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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After spending half his life dodging his duty to the crown, the rebel heir to the Rosavian throne has been told in no uncertain terms that it’s time to settle down. Crown Prince Leopold has one month and a vetted list of suitable princesses, and he will announce his engagement during Rosavia’s Royal Ball. But Leo’s got his own ideas about what really suits him.
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Boring and repetitive
- By Karlene Anderson on 08-26-20
By: Stella Starling
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The Happy List
- Better with You, Book 1
- By: Briar Prescott
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Joel Leslie
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm back in Boston after ten years of traveling, and I've fulfilled all my goals: See the world. Figure out what to do with my life. Get over my impossible crush on Gray. Check, check, and check. Life's good until I accidentally find Gray's happy list, which contains some very interesting things that friends never ever do with each other. And as weeks pass, it becomes clear those not-so-innocent parts are the ones Gray is determined to explore with me. I can't resist him, and pretty soon I'm forced to admit that I'm not as done with my crush as I thought I was . . .
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story ok, one narrator bad
- By Laura on 12-09-22
By: Briar Prescott
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Goodnight
- Rebel Sky Ranch, Book 1
- By: Kelly Fox
- Narrated by: Blake Lockheart
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam reminds me of the horses we rescue. Scarred, skittish, and…strong. Beautiful. He’s a bit of a hat-stealer, and, truth be told, I’m a little leery of his chosen profession. The things he does in front of a camera...well, it makes me blush just thinkin' about it. But if that scar on his face is any indication, he could use somebody at his back. I aim to be that person. And yeah, some of my parts get confused by the fact that he’s all delicate and sparkly, but that’s not important. Even if the good hand lotion has somehow made it into the tack room.
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This is just porn
- By Lady Di on 08-15-22
By: Kelly Fox
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Cruel Kiss
- By: K.A. Linde
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Joe Arden
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Gavin King is not boyfriend material. And neither am I. That’s how our friendship works. We flirt and tease and joke, but at the end of the day, playing wingman is preferable to risking my heart.
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Fantastic prequel
- By Booksandprime on 07-07-24
By: K.A. Linde
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A Crazy Little Thing Called Love
- Serendipitous Love, Book 1
- By: Christina C. Jones
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden, Wesleigh Siobhan
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Simone is a woman on a mission: Stop being boring, and fall in love. That's easier said than done with no prospects on the table...or under the table...or near the table. Her luck changes when fellow neighborhood business-owner Roman Taylor walks through the door of her flower shop. Roman is single, successful, and sexy - everything Simone is looking for to embark on a whirlwind summer romance with the potential to spark an everlasting love. But things are never as "perfect" as they seem.
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Great story
- By deborah on 06-16-20
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Santori
- By: Maris Black
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Michael Kage Santori has just inherited a thriving hotel and millions of dollars. He’s poised to become an MMA champion. Things couldn’t be better between him and his college boy lover, Jamie Atwood - especially in the bedroom, where Jamie is more than eager to let Kage take out his aggressions on him. Kage seems to have it all, but success and happiness have come at a steep price. After all of the childhood trauma he endured at the hands of his controlling uncle, Peter Santori, it’s a miracle Kage has any shred of sanity left. And now, because of him, Jamie is a murderer.
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Oddly constructed but compelling serial installment
- By Cranky Reader on 04-13-19
By: Maris Black
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No Vacancy
- By: Stephanie Rose
- Narrated by: David Vaughn, Rita Fleur
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Perpetual good girl Caterina Longo is dependable to a fault. At 33, she’s never called in sick. Never had a one-night stand. Never taken a chance in her entire life. When she walks in on a cheating ex and sees everything wrong with her life, she takes off on a solo vacation, busting out of her comfort zone and into the arms of a guy she never saw coming.
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Starts out swoony
- By Jen U on 04-25-21
By: Stephanie Rose
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Guarding Evelyn
- By: Erin Zak
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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After an unfortunate incident and a forced leave of absence from the Secret Service, Arden Ryan is moving back to Chicago where she can get over her failures in the comfort of her childhood home.
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The book itself was amazing ..
- By Marquie on 02-10-23
By: Erin Zak
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False Start
- Kingsmen Football Stars
- By: Piper Rayne
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Callie Dalton
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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The start of Lee Burrows and I was a college girl’s biggest fantasy. Campus’ most popular guy, the starting quarterback, the same guy I’ve crushed on forever, notices me—the quiet introvert. Although, he never would’ve noticed me if he didn’t need my help passing our biology class. I didn’t think I had a chance with him until he started flirting with me and asking me questions like, “Who was the guy you were talking to?” and “Do you have a boyfriend?”
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Has no idea the book was an hour long , thought it was an actual book
- By Amazon Customer on 08-19-24
By: Piper Rayne
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Shark's Edge
- Shark's Edge, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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A great start to a classic Contemporary Romance
- By Carey Sabala on 12-12-19
By: Angel Payne, and others
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A Girl Like Her
- By: Talia Hibbert
- Narrated by: Rupert Channing
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of military service, Evan Miller wants a quiet life. The small town of Ravenswood seems perfect - until he stumbles upon a vicious web of lies with his new neighbor at its center. Ruth Kabbah is rude, awkward, and - according to everyone in town - bad news. Thing is, no one will tell Evan why. Does she perform ritual sacrifices? Howl at the moon? Pour the milk before the tea? He has no clue. But he desperately wants to find out. The more Evan’s isolated, eccentric neighbor pushes him away, the more he wants her.
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A Love Story - plain and simple
- By LexiLikesLiterature on 02-16-19
By: Talia Hibbert
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Prince of Lies
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
- By heinouslizard on 03-04-23
By: Lucy Lennox
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- Sky
- 01-30-23
Story is Okay But Narration Is Pretty Bad
I think maybe reading the book would probably be better. This one took me weeks to get to through because tbh it was sometimes a chore to listen to. The narration was so awful, especially his voice for Marco but Stefan wasn’t much better. I don’t know what kind of accent it was supposed to be, maybe Italian cause it had a bit of a Wario from Mario Brothers sound, but it seemed ridiculous as these characters seem to be going to school in American and have grown up here, so why the odd accents? If it was to try and make him sound hotter it didn’t, he sounded like an old man with an weird accent. It took me out of the story many times. I found it odd because the reading between the dialogue wasn’t that bad except for the pausing to make it seem dramatic. On top of that the synopsis is wrong, they don’t just wake up on a plane and realize they got married, not really. They clearly get married on a dare to spend all their friends money. Yes they are drunk but not to the point where they don’t know or don’t remember what happened. This isn’t a drunken wedding where they wake up like what just happened, it’s more like what did we just do, hahaha, let’s go to our next destination. I expected a different story from the blurb and that wasn’t what it was which was a bit of a let down too. Overall I guess I give the Story a generous 4, the narration is really bad but I give it a 2 just because I know it took time. I will make sure to avoid this narrator in the future though.
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